It's been twelve weeks since school started in a blink of an eye, and the midterm exam is finally coming quietly, to be honest, the midterm exam is like a girl's aunt, afraid that it will mess around, and afraid that it won't come, (if you don't come to the next semester, there will be more exams, there is no time to review, and the possibility of failing the course is higher.) This time the great aunt is not only here! And it's a lot!

For first-year students, the excitement of entering the school gradually transforms into a slow adaptation, and then becomes accustomed to it. At the beginning of the school year, after busy military training, entrance education, radio drill competitions, and school sports meetings, freshmen feel that college life is nothing more than that.

After experiencing free and lazy college life, absenteeism at will, and all-night CS red police, it is still very cool;

The university teachers are so kind that they are still knowledgeable and humorous;

The classmates are still gentle and beautiful, sexy,

The lion's head, braised fish, large plate of chicken, cumin mutton, Qingfeng steamed buns, and the taste in the canteen are still good......

But no one knew that the beautiful woman who looked like a gentle woman in college was actually a murderous devil, and finally took off her coat and showed her strong muscles and sharp teeth to this group of lost lambs!

When the instructor announced that a midterm exam would be held in a week, the contents of the exam were: "Ancient Chinese 1", "Ancient Works 1", "Modern Chinese 1", "Computer Application Basics", "Advanced English 1" and "Advanced Mathematics" (the practice of the Department of Chinese is compulsory or compulsory in the first year), choose one of the two, "Marxism-Leninism" and "Introduction to Grandpa Mao's Thought", (you can also take both).

It's like a bomb in the crowd! No! An atomic bomb to be exact: "O sun! So fast、Exam? Are there still exams in college? Hold your horses! Let me ask, have we studied math? Depend on! Do you have any works to choose this lesson? 、、、、、 "What a garbled word!" There was no calm in the lecture hall for a long time.

The counselor maintained discipline for half a day, and the classroom finally quieted down, she tried her best to be calm: "In fact, this is the painful period that college students have to go through, in the face of pressure and frustration, shock, chagrin, regret and other negative emotions come to the face, a little dazed and overwhelmed, are normal reactions, which shows that everyone can clearly realize their learning problems, lack of motivation or wrong methods, should adjust the state as soon as possible to devote themselves to the stage of self-correction, and quickly make up tuition in the face of learning deficiencies." ”

I wonder how others feel? After learning the news, the big man with a sallow face, Ah Hao and Tang Seng hugged each other to keep warm, but the prince who had skipped class countless times laughed at the big man as usual: "Stupid big man!" I heard that if this is not a prenatal pain, it will be good to be born! The big man retorted viciously, "Give birth to your brother!" Son"

The instructor said: "The only way to change yourself is to arrange your study process reasonably, reduce the time spent on the Internet, reduce the empty and boring daze, make friends with the library, make friends with professional books, and make friends with English. ”

The prince teased in a low voice, "What? I can't make friends with English, but I'm still willing to make friends with girls in the English department! ”

The instructor also said: "The mid-term exam is a test of the learning effect of students at a stage, the university is indeed a place for self-learning and self-growth, it is very important to do a reasonable plan for college career and academic career, and it is more important to walk firmly step by step, and the results of the midterm exam are also a "sobering agent", which can motivate students to look at their learning status more clearly, and it is also a "catalyst" to promote students to re-evaluate themselves and find deficiencies in order to grow better. ”

To be honest, the instructor's words were very effective, and the students' emotions gradually stabilized.

Next, the students around them, whether they are top students or scumbags, or ordinary students who don't rely on both sides, are all studying hard, whether it's icing on the cake or cramming, everyone is sparing no effort to struggle in the week before the exam.

In fact, the university exam is not only a test of IQ, but also a test of human physiological limits and emotional intelligence, plus intelligence search ability, language expression ability, shorthand ability, cliché ability, preview ability, mental endurance of the key points that have not been tested, the mentality of the actors in the examination room and the ability to investigate, etc., as well as the financial, material and human resources of various materials copied for the exam.

In short, the midterm examination for college students is a high-level examination that reflects the comprehensive ability of students.

Professors Ma Zhe and Mao Xu, who are usually not popular with everyone, were enthusiastically watched by the students, "Professor, what kind of questions do you think will be produced in this exam?" For example、、、、 "Ginger is old and spicy!" The old gentleman played Tai Chi and said: "I have said the test center, take a good look at the class notes, there is no problem in passing, for example, this word is good, the crepe makes it difficult for me to refuse, okay, I will mark a test point for you, the first page to the last page of the textbook 、、、、、" Seeing that the set of questions is hopeless, everyone began to borrow Xueba's notebook, Zhao Yu's notes have been fried from one breakfast to three days of breakfast, and finally was photographed by the big one for a week's breakfast! The business of the printing agency is also booming, and the proprietress is happy every day like eating bee droppings.

Not to mention that the children of 701 began to study hard, Zhao Yu was woken up by the wolf's roar of reading every day before dawn, if it wasn't for the approaching exam, it was very likely to be misunderstood, which good person in Longyang was exploded! At night, there is no go, go video play sound in the bedroom, and the love action movie cry of flax falling, Zhao Yu is very uncomfortable all of a sudden! Books should be read well, and cheat sheets should be prepared.

This is called grasping with both hands, and both hands should be hard! When it comes to cheating, every student is no stranger, and I dare not say that every student cheats, but at least 95% of students have cheated or participated in cheating.

Although teachers hate exams and become more and more strict with cheaters, the trend of cheating is getting worse and worse! As for cheating, shrinking cheat sheets, entrainment, and doxing records are all pediatric. Zhao Yu has always believed that the highest level of copying is to copy the knowledge in his brain, which is the king. However, after 701 training, Zhao Yu subverted his outlook on life.

Since the first day of the exam, Marxism-Leninism and Maoism, these two lessons are appetizers, so a group of people have no pressure, so on the eve of the exam, a group of people began to exchange cheating experiences

"When I was in elementary school, I used erasers and pencil cases. Putting the folded and compressed cheat sheet he prepared in the eraser and pencil case has the advantage of being hidden, but the disadvantage is that there is too little to write and too few to copy. A group of people laughed at him for being pediatric

The prince said: "You can make a transparent cheat sheet, write the contents on the paper, and then stick the cheat sheet part on the paper with tape, and then soak the paper in water, and when the paper is stained with water, you can rub it off, so that the cheat sheet can be printed on the transparent glue, and the transparent cheat sheet can be pasted on the bottle or paper package and it is not easy to be found" A group of people were amazed! Scolded by a big man and called a chicken thief!

Who knows that the big one introduces a person is even more bizarre, a buddy learned Braille for a year in order to cheat, carved ancient poems into Braille on slippers, wore slippers in every language exam, and wrote answers with his feet in Braille. A group of people admired it, and they all said that if you have this kung fu to study hard, it will not be easy to get a Tsinghua University! The conclusion is not worth the cost!

Tang Seng said: "There is a little partner sitting in the front row, stretching his feet under the table, and the little partner stretches his feet from under the chair to the back, the teacher sees that the person in front of him has enough feet to reach the pole under the chair, and the person behind him stretches his feet to the front, in fact, the feet of the people behind and the feet of the little partners have touched together, and the left foot is the first question a few times, and the right foot is the answer a few times." "Everyone said they could be a spy!

Remember the saying: "Take the test!" The teacher's magic weapon, copy and copy! A student's trick! "Maybe the level of cheating of students can gradually improve in the competition with the teacher、、、、、、