In this exam, Zhao Yu has the attitude of casting a wide net, and he is idle and idle! It's not that Zhao Yu doesn't pay much attention to these subjects, it's that Zhao Yu trembles from his heart in advanced English! It's cold in my bones!

This is his unspeakable pain, it was on a stormy night, and he couldn't see his fingers、、、、! No, what Zhao Yu means is that there are historical reasons for not learning English well!

It was a long, long time ago, when Zhao Yu was admitted to the city's key junior high school with the first grade in the school! He just entered the first year of junior high school, because he was new to English, Zhao Yu was extremely serious, and the first homework was completed very seriously, but one of their classmates in the group did not do it, and he forgot to turn in Zhao Yu's homework, and as a result, the two of them became the only two people who did not turn in their homework.

It may be that the English teacher wants to stand up, or it may be that he is really angry! After a flash of lightning and thunder, he said, "Team leader, write down their names!" Leave it to me after class! "Seeing Zhao Yu looking down and turning over things, the anger is coming again!" This classmate, you stand up first! I criticized you, are you not convinced? Squirming and wriggling like a maggot, the disciplinary committee will record his behavior and give it to your class teacher! ”

Zhao Yu had never heard such ugly words! It's also a fire! Just motionless! When the English teacher started the class, Zhao Yu began to lean down to record, who knew that he broke into the eyes of the English teacher again, "Don't you have ears and eyes?" Stand still! Stand still! Look at your appearance, do you want to be in your original form? Incorrigible! If you don't obey again, get out! "Zhao Yu endured and endured and finally broke out! He raised his head sharply and pressed the fire and said, "Teacher, please pay attention to your words!" Are these words being said by a teacher? And I'm here to go to school? It's not for you to scold! I have self-esteem! "The words are reasonable, and the English teacher's face is pale!" The little bunny is still turning the sky upside down! You're a maggot-like student and give me a boost of self-esteem! The class leader is going to call me your homeroom teacher! Today there is him without me! After hearing this, Zhao Yu walked out of the classroom without saying a word, ignoring behind him, "Little rabbit, you have the ability, you can come back to me!" Aftershocks.

After Zhao Yu left, the English teacher was still angry and said, "What about the class leader? Call your homeroom teacher! I'm so angry! The classmates in the class said weakly: "It's the class leader who went out just now!" The same table also said: "Teacher, you blame the class leader, he is the group leader, the first time he took a piece of paper to record his name, and the second time he took a discipline record book to record his behavior!" By the way, he's also a member of the Disciplinary Committee! He also completed his homework, but someone copied his homework and didn't turn it in! Later, under the mediation of the head teacher, the matter was settled, although it was obviously the teacher's fault, but it was impossible for the teacher to apologize to the students, so Zhao Yu and the English teacher were on the bar! I don't study and I don't mess up in English class, and I look down at novels.

The English teacher is also happy to be out of sight and out of mind! Although Zhao Yu is not good at English, he is good in other subjects! In the top three in the Chinese stage, the math is almost back to full score! History, place, life, and politics are also among the best! English alone is in single digits, and the angry English teacher is smoking, and Zhao Yu is secretly proud.

When Zhao Yu participated in the competition exam on behalf of the whole school, he came back with a duck in English! The angry English teacher has transferred to the elementary school! Although the revenge has to be avenged, Zhao Yu's English is finished! In the second year of junior high school, he worked hard to learn English, which was about 40 or 50 points.

Until one day, the English teacher said that everyone must remember the adjectives in English, modify nouns, adverbs, figures of speech, and verbs! Zhao Yu suddenly opened his mouth, it turned out that the grammar of English and Chinese are the same, he began to deduce English grammar backwards from Chinese grammar, and he found that there are many similarities between classical Chinese and English grammar in the Han nationality.

In the English test a week later, he passed English for the first time --- 61 points, and at noon that day he ate 6 meat buns of three taels, and since then he has come to a conclusion that will affect his life!! Eating too much is indeed --- to support the panic!!

To be honest, Zhao Yu felt that he was lucky, he met Gu Xiao in the third year of junior high school, he benefited a lot from the tutoring with rules and methods, and he had Liu Pan's help when he reviewed in the third year of high school! English can't be spoken outstanding, but it's really not bad.

But since entering the university, Zhao Yu found that his English was at the bottom of the class, there is no way to do this, local education differences, not to mention the goods in the dormitory, except for Tang Seng and Zhao Yu, the other three began to learn English in the third grade of primary school, needless to say, the prince is big, it is estimated that he can fight with the Eight-Nation Alliance without translation, and even Ah Hao can translate immediately without reading subtitles when he watches European and American movies.

For the English test, Zhao Yu is empty! In the blink of an eye, the midterm exam week is coming, almost two times a day, one person and one table are spaced 1 meter apart, I have long heard that the invigilation of this university is strict, which is better than the college entrance examination、、、、、、 but I didn't expect it to be so perverted! The combination of high-tech and manpower, 2 people in the 100-person examination room, 2 main exams, 2 sub-exams, and 12 rotating cameras to ensure that there are no dead ends. Metal scans for admission to the temporary draw number, the school prepares mineral water, exam stationery bags、、、、

Foolproof preparation makes many students who are ready for teamwork and students with cheat sheets have no idea where to start! looked at each other, but was helpless. What's more, they scolded secretly, greeting the family of a certain leader's woman, but they didn't know how to reflect on themselves.

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, but the exam still has to be tested, and sometimes you know that it is death, and you have to moth to put out the fire. Please look at the scene of the exam, life is varied, all living beings in the market are competing, some students are handy, some bow their heads and think hard, some scratch their ears and scratch their cheeks, some look left and right, some fidget, and some snore like thunder、、、、、

After the professor warned him several times, he grabbed a chubby girl with a cheat sheet hidden on her thigh and immediately announced that the student was invalid, the girl cried and cried, but the professor was unmoved! Then the examination room fell silent, only the rustling of writing, and the sound of rolling paper from time to time. Everyone "buried their heads in hard work", some held the pen in their hands and thought about the questions on the test paper, and some immediately wrote the answers they thought of on the test paper.

Engrossed, concentrated, can no longer describe their demeanor, some because they can't think of the answer frowned, and some people are ecstatic to memorize the exam questions, some of them are still snoring like thunder with a dead pig attitude of not slapping the boiling water、、、、、 Zhao Yu In the process of the exam, no matter who greets him at the adjacent table, he will try his best to help, but he will never copy the answer for you, just do not cover up the answer, as for whether you can copy it can only depend on yourself! But as long as you put your mind to it, there will always be a chance! So whoever sits around him can benefit a lot from the rain and dew.

Soon, the English test came, and in order to ensure that the whole dormitory did not fail the subject, Tang Seng and Zhao Yu, who were difficult in English, became the focus of attention.

Before the exam, the prince offered advice, the big one, Ah Hao collegial, the multiple-choice exam cheating plan A is oops, B is this stupid, C is my grass, D is your uncle. The prince is responsible for listening, the big one is responsible for filling in the blanks, and Ah Hao is responsible for the analysis of short passages.

The English test began, and sure enough, except for the fact that he understood that "the price of a shirt is nine pounds and fifteen pence", the rest of the listening was as if he was listening to two foreign dogs arguing! However, he still has no problem translating and writing. The single choice is okay, but when he finishes the single choice, everyone else is brushing through the test papers and even some of them are starting to check.

Zhao Yu heard this voice and had the urge to hit someone, thinking to himself, can't you fucking take care of the feelings of the blind? Knowing that others can't afford to eat, when we eat meat, can we stop chirping? But if you think about yourself as a high math, an ancient writer, or a work, others may have complained about you like this, so bear with it.

Finally finished the single choice, translation and writing, more than half of the time has passed, and there are already students in the examination room who have handed in the test papers one after another, just when Zhao Yu had to bow his head to answer the paper out of embarrassment and nervousness, he only heard the prince shouting: Big! I'm grassing, I'm grassing, I'm trying to get this question, I'm going to grass your uncle, I'm going to grass your uncle's、、、、、 you're pushing me to try! Your uncle is stupid、、、! Zhao Yu didn't have time to look up, just blindly copied the answer! The big one said loudly: "The prince is stupid, your uncle is stupid, your uncle is stupid, stupid, hey, your uncle, 、、、、、、 pushed you, what's wrong?" Grind and grind! Fuck, your uncle is stupid, stupid is your uncle, oops、、、、、 hurry up!

At this time, a hoarse voice said: "You two masters, stupid, hey, looking for trouble!" Fools and fools are all your uncles、、、、、 hurry up and hand in the test papers, fool you two uncles、、、、、" The time of the quarrel was very short, and when the professor frowned, the three of them had already handed in the papers and left, and the two professors also communicated: "Is the question too difficult this year, this class of students is a little irritable!" Another professor said, "It's the same every time, it's not difficult to make them crazy to the sky!" "Wait for Zhao Yu to finish painting the last stupid uncle, just after class! He exclaimed, "It's dangerous! ”