Chapter 415 Divine Calculation
Due to Xu An'an's miscalculation, I can't imagine that stupidity is really not an isolated case, it is contagious!
Xu An'an and Zhu Jin have become the most respected people in this bandit village, and wherever they go, there are respectful and pious greetings to them.
Such a result directly caused Xu Anan and Zhu Jian to be unable to leave for the time being.
Because everyone wants to keep the gods behind and better protect their robbery business.
"Alas~" Xu Anan slumped in his chair.
Zhu Jin glanced at her, "Today is the three hundred and twenty-first time, three times less than yesterday, yes, it seems that you are going to adapt to this kind of life." ”
Xu Anan shook his head and said: "I think if I adapt again, I can really go to the street to tell fortunes and be a magic stick." ”
Zhu Hibiscus didn't sympathize with her at all, but sneered: "Who asked you to make up something bad, you have to make up a story about the gods descending to earth?" ”
"How did I know that these people also believe this!" Xu Anan wailed, sat up suddenly, looked at Zhu Hibiscus, and said puzzledly: "It's the same immortal, why do they only bother me and don't look for you?" ”
Zhu Jin shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, maybe they also know that the immortals are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and my level is higher than yours, so they are embarrassed to bring that kind of trivial matter to me." ”
Xu Anan "cut" and said, "I guess I think your identity is not very good, and I am afraid that your mana is not enough, so I have to come to me!" ”
Zhu Jin glanced at Xu Anan fiercely, and then said with some curiosity: "However, you are really accurate in calculating things, but I have heard that there is nothing you can't calculate!" The name of the living immortal is firmly seated! ”
Speaking of this, Xu Anan was a little proud, arched his hand at Zhu Hibiscus, and said: "Generally, accept and concede!" ”
Zhu Jin slapped Xu An'an's hand away and asked again: "How do you know those things?" ”
Xu Anan approached Zhu Hibiscus proudly, "Want to know?" You beg me! ”
Zhu Jian pushed Xu Anan away, "Love to say it or not!" ”
"Why are you so annoying!" Xu Anan opened his mouth and said: "Forget it, for the sake of being immortals together, I will tell you, you also learn a little, and when you turn around, you will wait to be the lady of the village!" ”
Zhu Jin didn't speak, but silently moved his ears closer to Xu An'an.
Xu Anan cleared his throat, squeezed his eyebrows, and pretended to be empty for a long time, Zhu Hibiscus was about to get impatient, and Xu Anan honestly spit out two words: "Guess!" ”
Zhu Jin felt that Xu Anan was teasing her, and turned her head to glare at Xu Anan.
Xu Anan hurriedly said: "Don't stare at me!" Seriously, I guessed most of the things they asked me! ”
Zhu Hibiscus asked, "Then how do you know that the purse of the green plum embroidery that the man treasured is in the cabinet and is caught in the clothes?" ”
Xu Anan said honestly: "He said that he cherishes it very much, and he is usually reluctant to wear it, so I think he must be hiding it and forgetting it, but I didn't expect it to be true!" ”
Zhu Jin asked again: "Then how do you know that the wine in the cellar was stolen by monkeys?" ”
Xu Anan replied: "I saw animal footprints, and there were monkey hairs on the side!" I'll just say it casually. ”
Zhu Hibiscus was a little incredulous, and asked again: "Then how do you know that there will be a caravan passing by at the foot of the mountain that day?" ”
Xu Anan was a little more serious this time, and said, "I'm really blinded by this!" I didn't expect it to be so lucky! ”
Zhu Jin felt that there was no need to ask any more, luck was indeed good, so good that Xu An'an could hit whatever he said, and now he is simply synonymous with immortals, more immortal than immortals.
Xu Anan held his chin in his hand, and continued: "The rest is to ask me when they will be able to get married, when they will be able to have children, how many they can have, and when they will be rich. ”
Zhu Jin looked at Xu An'an and asked sincerely: "Xu An'an, did you go to open your mouth when you were a child?" ”
Xu Anan glanced at Zhu Hibiscus, "I'm a blind cat and a dead mouse!" ”
Zhu Jin said a little seriously: "Otherwise, you can calculate when your prince will come to save us, right?" ”
Xu Anan glanced at Zhu Hibiscus strangely, "Are you serious?" ”
Zhu Jin said very seriously: "I'm serious! ”
Xu An'an saw that Zhu Jin was still a little expectant, and reluctantly pinched it with his hand by the way, Xu An'an didn't do this action too skillfully recently, but she just learned it.
Xu Anan didn't know if other fortune tellers could calculate things like this, but Xu Anan had been calculating for so many days, except that his movements were becoming more and more proficient, and the more he made up nonsense, he had no inspiration.
After clicking it twice, Xu Anan said: "This immortal pinched his fingers and counted, the time is about tonight!" ”
Zhu Jin asked seriously, "Really?" ”
Xu An'an's expression changed, patted Zhu Jin's head, and said, "Of course it's fake!" You wouldn't have been here for a few days and had a stupid disease, would you? Look at your stupidity! ”
Zhu Jin covered his head and glared at Xu Anan unhappily, "It's been so many days, can your prince do it?" If you can't find it, I'll leave you here as a living god! ”
Xu Anan was also worried, he didn't know what was going on outside, and he didn't know what happened to Gu Jing, he saw Gu Jing that day, but he was sideways by these bandits.
Thinking of this, Xu Anan was a little depressed, it was that little bean who dared to stun her!
Zhu Jin was also a little frustrated, she felt that she was also dizzy just now, others didn't know that Xu An'an was deceiving people, she knew, and she also went up to let Xu An'an calculate, what could be calculated!
Xu An'an looked at Zhu Hibiscus and suddenly asked, "Don't you have a little lark?" Send another message to Gu Jing? ”
Zhu Jin spread his hands and said, "My sachet is gone, and the lark can find me by relying on the smell in the sachet, so there is no way now." ”
It seems that there is no other way, it depends on when these bandits have finished counting and asking questions, and they will probably be able to prepare horses and send them away, right?
Xu An'an estimated that if he asked for a few days, he would be able to ask about the eighteenth generation of his descendants, and it should be about the same by then!
Just thinking like this, he heard the sound of someone knocking on the door, and before Xu An'an could ask, the people outside cautiously told him what he meant.
"Immortal, I want to ask if I can still see the little flower in our village?"
As soon as Xu Anan heard that it was Xiaodouzi's voice, new hatred and old hatred came up together, Xu Anan opened the door, looked at Xiaodouzi with apprehension, and then skillfully pinched his fingers, frowned lightly and said, "See, there is still a chance to meet." ”