In the apartment!

Russell leaned on the windowsill with a glass of ice water, and more than a dozen home improvement workers in the house were busy working, packing and removing all the furniture and household garbage in the house, and the speed was extremely fast.

This efficiency alone will ensure that the company has a place in New York.

After the house is emptied, the home improvement staff re-drains the electrical wiring, installs the light fixtures, lays the wallpaper and carpets, and moves the last pieces of furniture and appliances into the house.

Even the shoe closet, the wardrobe is stuffed with clothes, shoes and hats that have not been torn off the labels, all kinds of daily necessities are available, and even the air purifier has not been left behind.

No need to carry a bag, just check in, it's perfect!

Ms. Satan is wearing a black and white office suit, black-framed glasses on the bridge of her nose, and her long fiery red hair is tied in a single ponytail, with an elegant temperament and unobstructed curves.

She held the kanban report in her hand, sketched and compared the furniture in the house, and handed it to Russell after confirming that it was correct.

"Your wish has been fulfilled, just sign it here."

Russell's desire was to have a new home, and as it stands, it was a new one.

He took the report, confirmed that it was not a contract for the sale of souls, signed the name of 'Darkseid', and touched Satan's slender hand when he handed it back.

"Miss Satan, don't you think there is still a lack of a mistress in the house?"

"That person is definitely not me!"

Satan pulled out his hand hard, handed the report to the home improvement worker next to him, and rolled his eyes: "Mr. Russell, if you want to talk about marriage, we can get along for a while, if you just want to be hungry for my body, I advise you to dispel this idea." ”

"No problem!"

Russell nodded in agreement, and many couples found that they were not suitable for each other on the way to talk about marriage, and finally broke up.

"Hehe......"

Satan didn't speak, and rolled his eyes for Russell to realize: "Your wish has been fulfilled, I still say the same thing, there is no free lunch in the world, even if you have everything in your dreams, you have to dream first." ”

Russell nodded: "I understand, my dream of winning the lottery with 100 million yuan can't be realized, right?" ”

"That's right, because the premise of winning the lottery is that you want to buy a lottery ticket, but you don't."

Satan said viciously, she has had enough of Russell, that is, she can't beat and can't run, otherwise, she will definitely press Russell to the ground and trample him to death.

She had already decided that when she went back, she would install burglar-proof windows and locks in her bedroom, and by the way, she would put the Longinus gun under her pillow in case there would be an extra person in the room when she slept for beauty sleep.

No one else has the devil done this, and she pondered going back to make a phone call to God, transferring to heaven to work, and changing an aunt to be Satan in hell.

Without Auntie, Michael can do it, just take a shift.

Looking at the back of Satan's departure, Russell shrugged and sat on the couch in his 'new home'.

The contract to exchange his soul for seven wishes was not signed, and he wanted to sell his soul to the devil, but Satan did not agree.

As compensation, Satan promised to grant him one wish.

In fact, it is better not to sign a contract, in Russell's view, there are only seven wishes after signing a contract, and if you don't sign it, the number can be set arbitrarily.

He has a devil's mobile phone, can contact Satan 24 hours a day, and the skills of the gates of hell, whether Satan dares or not, he dares to go crazy on the spot.

"Sir, is this your bill, check or credit card?"

Russell was smug when a home improvement worker handed Russell's signed statement along with a bill.

"Wait a minute, what does this bill mean, you're not the lady's men?"

"No, that lady contacted our company, chose a one-stop decoration package, and then placed an order by phone, and we provide the fastest and most convenient door-to-door service."

Russell: (눈‸눈)

Satan's phrase 'There is no free lunch in the world' flashed in his mind, and he finally understood the meaning, and he handed over the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other.

"Sir, check or card?"

"Swipe your card!"

Russell pulled his credit card out of his bosom, and after a 'good service,' the door was slammed shut and he was the only one left in the room.

He looked out the window at the beginning of the night, and thought about dialing his partner David.

"Russell, it's me, what, you've decided to come out for a drink? I'm sorry, I'm helping Pierre with the shift, I'm going to patrol the precinct tonight, and I'll ask you to go clubbing another day. ”

David said a lot, and after he stopped, Russell said calmly: "Boy, give you a chance to perform, I have a homicide here, and the address is in the apartment building of my rental house." ”

"In ...... In, in your house!? David's voice trembled visibly.

"Don't be stupid, I live on the third floor, and the body is on the second floor."

"Okay, I'll go over here."

"It's useless just for you to come here, and you won't investigate the scene."

"Yes, yes, you're right."

"Doodoo ————"

The phone hung up, Russell sighed, the new partner said beautifully, the opportunity is left to those who are prepared, but before the body is seen, people begin to panic.

It is necessary for him to talk to the director, David, who has just passed the internship period, is not suitable to be his partner, and the risk is too great and his life will be in danger at any time.

It's better to change to a Xiaoqiang who is invulnerable, 360 degrees bulletproof, and can survive without an arm or leg.

Otherwise, it will be difficult for him to guarantee the survival rate of his partner!

……

"Officer Russell, can you tell me how you found the body?"

On the second floor, two colleagues are asking Russell about the specific situation, which is a necessary link, and his own people are no exception.

"Rely on my vast experience, and the keen intuition of an elite police officer!"

“……”x2

"What's the matter, can't you?"

"Of course not, the door is locked, and there is no evidence that there are dead people inside...... Please, even if it's an excuse, please give a decent point. ”

The colleague was very embarrassed, and the preliminary judgment at the scene was that the deceased lived alone, died for more than three days, and died unnaturally, but the possibility of his homicide has been ruled out, and the cause of death was too much laundry detergent.

This kind of death is a big deal in New York, and Russell, as the discoverer and neighbor of the body, gets rid of the identity of the top suspect, but in the report, he must give a serious reason.

Russell shrugged: "My elite police officer's sense of smell tells me that there are dead people downstairs, and that's it." ”

"Uh, that's okay too?"

"Of course, I can still smell your expired perfume, etc...... You two are using the same expired perfume, and you ...... last night."

Russell looked through the memories of the two, and at the same time showed an expression of sudden realization, took a few steps back and said, "Don't worry, I have a very strict mouth and won't say it." ”

“……”x2

The two colleagues hurriedly ended the questioning, and they admitted that Russell's nose was really smart, and they didn't want to stay by his side for a few more moments, so they left in a cold sweat.

"Russell, can you do me a favor?"

David walked over with a stack of lists: "The list I got from the landlord needs to visit other residents to find out about the situation of the deceased, and write a report by the way. ”

"So what?"

"You live here, and you must know your neighbors well."

I must not be familiar with it, I just moved to a 'new home' today!

Russell complained in his heart, couldn't stand David's pitiful eyes, took the list and said: "Listen, no one will read your report, the only result of handing it in is to put it in the archives and fall into dust, and after a while, this report will be thrown into a smokeless incinerator, understand?" ”

"Understand, which one do we start with?" David didn't understand it at all.

Russell rolled his eyes: "Today is my holiday, I won't help you ask one by one, I'll only demonstrate it once, and you can do the rest yourself." ”

"But ......"

"No, you just copy the graduation thesis, and this report can be passed."

As he spoke, Russell led David downstairs and knocked on the door of the first resident.

After the chickens and dogs jumped in the house, a blonde beauty opened the door, Russell showed his police ID, and said officially: "Excuse me, ma'am...... Are you tenants living here? ”

The two women in the room, with long blond legs and big black breasts, made Russell dizzy for a while, not stunned, but two familiar faces again.

【Ding】

[The host contacts the plot character Max Black and triggers the lottery link, is it drawn now?] 】

Russell: (눈‸눈)

No wonder there was a horse on the first floor, and it was full of dung, which turned out to be a combination of bankrupt sisters.

Now, Russell must reiterate that the world is really chaotic, even American dramas.

But forget about the lottery, what can Max draw out, her poisonous tongue skills, or what is her XXXXL number?

By the way, the screenwriter really knows how to name it, and MaxBlack's literal translation in Chinese is infinite black, which is very in line with the character's personality.

and [Bankrupt Sisters] This drama is so bad, Russell used to use it to learn how to eat eagles, but he didn't learn the feathers of eagles, but the poisonous tongue index rose sharply, and he learned to drive by the way.

"Officer, is there something wrong with us?"

Caroline, the blonde beauty among the bankrupt sisters, was terrified, and Russell repeatedly glanced at them, making her feel that she might have exposed something, and said quickly: "Officer, I'll confess now, our names are not on the lease, and we are illegal subtenants with no place to live. I hope you can deal with it lightly for the sake of my active confession, please! ”

"Hello, I'm David Sherman, he's my partner Russell, and he lives on the third floor......"

Syllable!

Russell closed his police ID card, shook his hand and slapped David in the face, the embarrassed guy, saw that all the beauties were recruited.

I thought he was a scrappy young man who didn't rely on his face to eat with his strength, but it turned out that he couldn't do anything but his face.

This partner resolutely couldn't ask for it, so he made up his mind that he would go to the director tomorrow to replace him.

"It turns out that you live on the third floor, that's great, we are neighbors......"

Caroline wanted to get close, but under Russell's gaze, her voice grew smaller, and finally she became a ball.

"Sorry, officer, she's being checked for the first time. If you have any questions, you can ask me directly! ”

Max dragged Caroline behind him, one hand on his waist, full of old fritters.