Chapter 982: The Devil Has a Girl's Heart

Hell's Gate is a good skill, it seems to be a life skill, not even a support, but in fact, it can be used as a portal during combat.

When encountering an enemy that cannot be defeated, Russell can either get into it by himself or find a way to trick the enemy in.

The downside is that in a world where there is no hell, it is unknown what is behind this door.

Now with the Devil's Mobile and a 24-hour hotline, you can always determine whether the current world has a mythological background.

The key is that you don't have to charge your phone bill!

Russell stepped into hell and saw a pitch-black continent full of cracks in the red abyss, where endless magma tumbled and surged underground, soaking the wailing souls.

Black plumes of smoke soared into the sky, and the pungent smell of sulfur filled the air, accompanied by desperate wails and screams.

The sky is shrouded in clouds of black smoke, and from time to time flame-covered rocks fall, a very standard hellish style.

Russell shook his head slightly, the hell of this world was not half a star worse than the hell he had seen before.

It's not that the area is not large enough, the hell in front of you is vast, the sky and the earth are made up of two planes, and the territory is theoretically infinite.

Russell was dissatisfied that the shape of this hell was too ordinary and unimaginative.

Don't talk about him, ordinary people know that this is hell at a glance.

For example, if you go on a trip full of joy, when you arrive at your destination, you find that it is no different from other attractions, and there is no special feature at all, and your expectations will become disappointed.

"Lady Satan is too unprofessional to be imaginative, so she can see more of Faust and the Divine Comedy, and even if it is not inspiring, it can promote the appeal of hellish tourism."

Russell held a thick pile of documents, suspended above the black continent out of thin air, he closed his eyes and didn't notice where Satan was, his body didn't move, and the black magic frenzy turned into black mud flowing from under his feet.

Drops of black muddy water are infinitely magnified in mid-air, forming an ocean after landing, and the turbulent Black Sea swallows thousands of miles in an air, flooding the red abyss, crushing and expanding in all directions.

To the infinite hell, this bit of darkness seems magnificent, but in fact it is harmless, whether it is the same or not.

But in fact, part of this hell has become Russell's territory.

β€œStop!”

A voice with hidden anger suddenly sounded, and Lady Satan, dressed in black leather, appeared in mid-air out of thin air.

"Ms. Satan, if you put your talent for dressing up to good use, hell will definitely be much more murderous than it is now."

Russell lit up the contract in his hand: "I figured it out, after all, it's seven wishes, it's a pity to waste it." ”

Satan clasped his hands on his shoulders and shook his head repeatedly: "With your ability, will you care about these seven dispensable wishes?" ”

"Of course, why not, for free?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Russell's words made the corners of Satan's eyes twitch, and he said angrily: "There is no free lunch in this world, neither God nor the devil can get it for nothing." ”

"Equivalent exchange or conservation of energy, it sounds very scientific, and it doesn't fit your devil's personality."

"Shut up!"

Satan couldn't stand Russell's chatter, raised his hand and pointed at him and said, "I don't know where you came from, but the title of 'Lord of the Dark Dimension' is the enemy of God when you hear it, what are you doing in hell to trouble me, go to him!" ”

Is it really good to be Satan?

Thinking about the 'Satan' encountered in the DC world, and then thinking about a group of demon kings in the Marvel Universe breaking their heads for the Satan Throne, Russell almost didn't know what to say.

"I wanted to find him, but I don't know where he lives, so I'll have to come to you for trouble."

Russell raised his eyebrows and glanced at Satan: "Just now, you told me with your clumsy acting skills that you work in the same company as him, maybe he is still your top boss." ”

It may not be appropriate to put the small ones on the old ones and on Satan and God, but most of the time it is.

The opposition between hell and heaven is used to teach the world good and evil, and hell has always been an indispensable link.

It may seem cruel to man, but to God it is a necessary part of order.

This is not a rule made by God, but a constant law of the universe, and like birth, old age, sickness, and death, no one can be firmly balanced.

"You want to find God?"

Satan looked at Russell suspiciously: "Are you serious?" ”

"Uh-huh."

After going through many universes, Russell has seen two living 'Satans', and there are countless devils, but God has not seen one of them.

He was eager to trigger a lottery in God, and if memory serves, God seems to have a skill called 'omniscient and omnipotent'.

It doesn't matter if the lottery is not triggered, the white wings are lit up, everyone is their own person, and he will definitely be able to pass the test with the breath of a hundred columns.

It's really not good, he was aggrieved, apologized and recognized his eldest brother, and worked as a temporary worker in Paradise Company for a period of time.

"Since you want to die, then I will fulfill you."

Ms. Satan sneered, unzipped the neck of her leather coat, and pulled out a pink-shelled iPhone from the indescribable.

The phone case is a pink rabbit shape, two long ears, and a fluffy rabbit tail hanging from the phone chain.

The most cheating thing is that there is also an English word written on the phone case - Fairy!

The word can be interpreted as a little fairy or as a rabbit, describing a rabbit that crosses the line of friends between men.

Either way, it's a bit inappropriate to put it on this Satan.

"Wait, you ...... phone"

Russell raised his hand and shouted to stop, there were too many slots, and he was uncomfortable without spitting.

"What's wrong, I have a girl's heart, what's wrong?"

Satan snorted coldly and gave Russell a fussy look.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Russell shrugged, the groove had been spit out by Satan himself, and he was speechless.

When the mobile phone was dialed, Satan listened to the ringtones of 'Hallelujah' with disgust, and then changed to a sunny smile: "Boss, I'm ...... Oh, you see, let me see what to do...... Wait a minute, what do you mean by letting me see what to do...... Feed! Feed? Hey......"

Ten seconds later, Satan closed his phone with a confused expression, and looked at Russell with even more suspicious eyes.

"What does God say?"

Russell took two steps forward and asked excitedly, "Which cafΓ© did you make an appointment to meet, or the waiting room in heaven?" ”

"No, he doesn't want to see you, let me treat you to a cup of tea and ...... Nope. ”

Satan took the phone back and unzipped it all the way down to his neck.

"Why?"

Russell was dumbfounded, and suddenly thought of a possibility, the god of this world couldn't beat him, so he coaxed.

The truth is pretty much the same, God looked into the future, and at first he pressed Russell to the ground and rubbed him, and then Russell pressed him to the ground and rubbed him.

After the fight, Russell recreated the universe and put the timeline back in place.

In other words, before and after the fight, the course of the world remained the same, the only difference was that he was beaten.

In that case, it would be nice if everyone didn't meet.

……

Satan's House of Hell.

Russell sits in the garden with a teacup, surrounded by spring flowers, and not far away sits a pink palace, like a fairy dwelling in a fairy tale world.

He was speechless for a while, and the God of this world was not very serious, otherwise Satan would not have deviated from this style of painting.

"Lord of the Dark Dimension, do you have any grievances against my girlish heart?"

Satan changed his clothes, a ski suit, covered his whole body tightly, and wore a pair of oversized windproof goggles.

"Is it necessary to cover it so tightly?"

Russell was deeply unwell, and Satan on the other side seemed to doubt his character, as if he would be affected by what he would do if he wore less.

Satan said honestly: "No way, the boss is unwilling to come forward, which means that I will definitely not be able to beat you, in case you have any ideas and put them into action, where can I cry." ”

"You think too much, I just talk fiercely, but in fact, I am purer than anyone else, I don't believe you try."

"Try what, try to seduce you?"

Satan rolled his eyes: "The one who thinks too much is you, I'm a conservative woman who wants to have fun and go somewhere else." ”

"Conservative! Just you? ”

Russell almost spit out the black tea and squinted at Satan: "I remember when someone first appeared on the stage, he basically didn't wear anything, and he was still taking a milk bath at my house. ”

"That's a job requirement, if I show up in a ski suit, who will believe that I'm a devil, how can I tempt people to sign a contract?"

"That makes sense!"

Russell shook his head, took a sip of the black tea in the cup, and said without giving up: "Otherwise, let's go everywhere first, and then divide if it is not suitable, believe me, I have a lot of shining points." ”

"Hehe......"

Satan laughed disdainfully: "How long have you been inappropriate, one night or two?" ”

Russell pondered for a while, and said sincerely: "Be confident, with your conditions, it will take a week." ”

Click!

Satan directly crushed the cup in his hand, and said angrily: "Drink tea quickly, drink it and get out, never see you again." ”

"Alas, you invited me to tea, I thought it was ......"

"Don't get me wrong, it's just a matter of socializing!"

β€œOK!”

Russell confirmed several times that this was a principled Satan, who did not go out of his mind, entered the working state, and moved out a thick pile of contracts: "Ms. Satan, I want to sign a contract with you." ”

"You're bored, you know?"

Satan raised his hand and tapped on the contract document: "Since you can find an exemption clause, then you should also know that this contract is a test of human nature, and those who are addicted to lust and fall will return to hell to suffer." ”

"I know, but I want a wish."

"It's useless, the seven wishes seem to be a lot, all of them are illusory illusions, no matter how you make a wish, the wish will run counter to your thoughts, to put it bluntly, it's a trap."

Satan glanced at Russell and continued: "Besides, with your ability, you can fulfill your wishes, so why bother to go far? ”

Russell sighed and sighed: "That's right, but I just want to make a wish, I'm ashamed, I've grown so big, I've always relied on myself, and I'm looking forward to the desire to get something for nothing." ”

"Then you can't look for me, my profession is the devil, and my dreams have a price."

"I've never been very clear about that......

Russell wondered: "Since you are omnipotent and can fulfill any wish, why did you run away as soon as you met me, I thought you were a tricky opponent." ”

"It's my duty to test people's hearts, and omnipotence is just a kind of authority, doesn't it mean that I'm very capable of fighting, understand?"

"I don't understand!"

Russell raised his hand and pointed to the contract: "I only know that you provide door-to-door service, but you don't give a wish, today I leave the words here, don't take something practical out, I'm going to go crazy." ”