There is a blanket on the floor of the warehouse, which is filled with the products of Emiya Shirou's unsuccessful practice of strengthening magic, such as stones, iron pieces, wooden sticks, light bulbs, screwdrivers, etc., and on the ground next to it is the magic circle used by the summoning servant, because Saber was summoned, the magic circle is now only a remnant.

"Heat insulation, noise insulation." The emperor penguin held a small notebook, drew the blueprints on it with a pencil, and kicked the debris to the four corners of the room with his foot, while chanting the words in his mouth: "Anti-radiation, anti-virus spread, almost." ”

Emperor Penguin looked carefully at the design he had drawn, then pouted, and directly tore the page off the notebook and threw it into the space in a ball.

"Forget it, let's just use the ready-made! Heat and noise insulation are sufficient. Emperor Penguin said depressedly: "It seems that I really don't have the talent for design, no, I learned very quickly when I learned special effects makeup!" ”

Emperor Penguin took out a steel tape measure, drew a square on the ground with chalk, and then released four anti-theft alloy doors of the bank vault from the space, and put together a square space along the chalk line, and covered the armor plate of the main battle tank on top.

Emperor Penguin retreated to the door, clapped his hands and looked at the results of his kindergarten children building blocks, and said with satisfaction: "Perfect!" ”

Taking a deep breath, the emperor penguin waved his hand and said, "Forget it, don't lie to yourself, use steel pipes and fasteners to build a scaffolding to reinforce it!" ”

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Dinner season.

The content on the table of the Wei Gong family has always been very rich, and after the arrival of Saber, the king of the big stomach, it has gone further than the abundance, but it is not as good as today's meal.

The three different flavors of Chinese, Western and Japanese dishes are dazzling, and the cooked vegetables and meats look delicious, and the air is filled with an enticing aroma, especially the Maitreya Buddha carved from tofu in the middle of the table, which shows the chef's superb knife skills.

But on the other hand, there was an awkward and delicate atmosphere among the people surrounding the meal, which made everyone distracted from eating - by the way, there had never been so many people at the same time since Emiya Shirou's adoptive father, Emiya Kiritsugu, bought the house.

Emiya Shirou with an embarrassed smile on his face, Sakura Makiri, who looks depressed, Rin Tosaka, who is a little overwhelmed, Saber who keeps staring at Sakura Makiri, Fujimura Taiga, who is curious about everyone's relationship (Emiya Shirou's homeroom teacher, who is also a guardian and sister-like existence), and Red A, who is on guard on the roof—no, there is another person who has no heart and lungs to eat, and this person is undoubtedly the emperor penguin.

The lively Fujimura Taiga couldn't stand this atmosphere, so he said: "Fortunately, Shirou skipped class today, otherwise you would have ended up in the hospital because of the drugs in the chemistry laboratory on the first floor - although it caused such a big riot, the cause of the incident is very vaguely described. ”

"That's right." Emiya Shirou smiled reluctantly: "Fortunately, the students are just anemic......"

Then there was silence again, and all that could be heard was the clashing of dishes and chopsticks and the sound of food being chewed.

"Mr. Copote is a foreigner!" Fujimura Taihe seems to chew slowly, but the emperor penguin, who eats very quickly, asks.

"Yes, he's from the same place as me." Saber answered immediately.

Fujimura Taiga smiled and said, "Even - Saber and Saber are from the same place, Mr. Copote is not a mixed race, or a descendant of Asian immigrants, you look like an Asian." ”

Emperor Penguin put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "I am actually from China, just call me an emperor penguin, Oswald Chesterfield Copot is a pseudonym for me, so that I can do something that cannot see the light." ”

"Ahem, ahem." Rin Tosaka, who was drinking a bowl of soup, immediately choked when he heard Emperor Penguin's words, clutched his chest and coughed, "It's okay, cough cough, you go on, cough cough, don't worry about me." ”

Fujimura Taiga's curiosity was seduced, and he continued to ask, "Mr. Emperor Penguin, if it's convenient, can you tell us what your job does?" ”

The emperor penguin said, "Yes, I don't remember some times too long, so I'll tell you what I'm most proud of!"

I once personally killed 300 or 400 foot basin war criminals, some of them were scientists or officers of Unit 731 of the Japanese invasion of China, after the surrender of the foot basin, these people had the information obtained through human experiments, and those data were very helpful to the rice countrymen, so they shielded them, the death penalty was turned into a reprieve, the death penalty was turned into a suspended death sentence, the death penalty was turned into an indefinite period, an indefinite period was transferred to a period, and a period of time came to medical parole, so that there are many war criminals and scientists with a footbasin royal background who honestly hugged the thigh of the rice country guy and called Dad.

These people are not only protected by soldiers with guns in the United States, but also in that era when the country fell into an economic crisis because of the defeat of the war, and ordinary people could not even afford to eat rice, they could eat A5-level beef for a meal.

Some people are not so important to the rice guys, so they changed their names and went to the university to become professors.

I looked at the list and photos and executed them one by one, but unfortunately I didn't burn down the Yasukuni latrine because of the lack of time. ”

Because the history class in the footbasin is not compulsory, and the so-called modern history is still revised, the emperor penguin said this during the meal, and most of the people sitting around the table are footbasin people, which makes the atmosphere even more awkward than just now.

"Copote has always had a good sense of humor, and what he said was a joke! It must be a joke! Rin Tosaka smiled awkwardly, trying to excuse his servant.

After speaking, the emperor penguin, who continued to eat by himself, suddenly exploded, as a martial artist, he felt a murderous aura directed at himself, and that person was not far away, he immediately tensed his muscles, ready to fight back at any time.

The emperor penguin looked up and saw Rin Tosaka staring at him murderously, and that gaze was almost about to turn into substance, forming three hundred and sixty sharp blades to pierce itself into a sieve.

And the emperor penguin seemed to be able to see the crimson air currents emanating from Rin Tosaka's body, forming a huge demon shadow behind her, and the tall demon king roared silently at him, as if he would devour himself in the next second.

Rin Tosaka said word by word in an aggravated tone: "Just, just, yes, no, yes, open, play, laugh!" Mr. Copote? ”

The emperor penguin nodded casually: "Of course it's a joke, who would be so boring to do that kind of thing." "It wouldn't be nice to just blow up the footbasin continent and sink it, anyway, it's not too difficult for me.

"So, Mr. Copote, what exactly do you do?" Emiya Shirou began to change the subject.

Emperor Penguin put down the chopsticks he had just picked up, and said with an unfathomable smile: "Young man, I do arms trafficking, money laundering, and antique jewelry trading."

When I used to sell arms to gangsters in Gotham City, I made enough money from them to buy a building in the city center - even though I already had a mansion in Gotham that bears my name.

In Gotham, as long as the door of the store is hung with the logo of my emperor penguin, no gang dares to enter and harass it. Otherwise, I have a hundred ways to keep him alive in Gotham......"

I can't talk anymore, I can't talk about it anymore!

"This pot meat is good! I didn't expect you to be so good at Chinese cuisine, Shirou! Fujimura Taiga Kaijo played a role in easing the atmosphere - if it weren't for her asking emperor penguins a lot, the atmosphere at the dining table, although awkward, would not be as low as freezing point now.

Emiya Shirou said: "That dish was made by Mr. Copote, who claimed to have participated in the Xiangjiang God of Food Contest and won the third place. ”

“……”

The people didn't know how to finish the meal, and the dishes were full of flavor and flavor, but they tasted like chewing wax and tasteless to everyone with their own hearts—except for the emperor penguin.

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"I'm so full of food! Master, let's just stay here in the future, anyway, there is no time limit for the armistice alliance treaty between you and Emiya Shirou. The emperor penguin lazily sipped a cup of iced sour plum soup that strengthened his stomach and appetite, completely unconcerned about the sub-zero temperature outside.

"Copote, I'm curious how you came up with the engraved worm in Sakura's body, could it be some kind of technology from the future?" Red A looked cold, leaning against the wall with his arms around him, looking at the somewhat gloomy sky and talking.

Emperor Penguin put down his cup and said: "The human brain is the most mysterious organ, even if Germany and Japan during World War II underwent a lot of human experiments, even if the research on the human brain is at the world's leading level, but that is only a certain level of understanding of the brain."

The human brain can only use 10%, and the other 90% is out of dormancy, so it is known as the "God Forbidden Zone", which means that only God can have the ability to open the area, as long as that part of the brain is reasonably stimulated, the human body will give birth to a powerful force - sorry, off topic. ”

Red A: "......"

Rin Tosaka: "......"