Chapter 27: Deworming (II)
Seeing the appearance of the two of them with black lines, the emperor penguin hugged his stomach and laughed, and then in the angry gaze of Rin Tosaka, his laughter gradually converged, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he could only laugh awkwardly twice: "The atmosphere is too serious, just kidding, ease up." ”
Rin Tosaka stared at the emperor penguin with the eyes of the dead man, and his expression was also cold, hanging his throat, in a tone like a surprised little girl: "It turned out to be a joke, wow, I'm so happy and excited!" It feels like there's a sense of lightness and happiness in the air. ”
Although it was a pleasant tone, it was completely emotionless, and the emperor penguin laughed awkwardly: "Master, don't do this, it makes my heart furious." ”
Rin Tosaka returned to her normal tone, but her voice still had a cold killing intent: "It's okay if you don't let me do this, talk about people." ”
The emperor penguin with a hippie smile immediately became serious, and solemnly introduced: "The plan I adopted is to inject a thing called the Desperate Virus, although it is a virus, it is actually a bioelectric technology, once it is injected into the human body, the brain will treat the human body as a huge "wound" to heal itself, until the Desperate Virus completely replaces the human body system, that is, to create a better body. (Desperate Virus, from Iron Man 3)
But the kind that needs to be injected continuously, like in the case of Maki Sakura, it is enough to inject all the time...... Do you understand? ”
Two men in red coats shook their heads together.
Seeing that the two mysterious people were stunned by his explanation, the emperor penguin had to change to an easy-to-understand statement: "Master, you should have learned the human immune system or something!" ”
Rin Tosaka crossed his arms: "I know a little bit basically, does it have anything to do with that?" ”
Emperor Penguin nodded: "Pretty much, once a person is seriously injured, he will have a fever without timely treatment - that is when the body's immune system starts to work, and the body temperature rises to kill the bacteria infected from the wound;
And the part of the human brain that stimulates the self-healing power will generate a high temperature in the body of the horse, killing the engraved insects in the body. ”
Seeing that the two of them were still confused, the emperor penguin sighed, shrugged his shoulders with the cup and said, "I'll go and see how the psychological counseling that Emiya Shirou did for Maki Sakura is doing." ”
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"This is what you call an operating room?" Rin Tosaka's eyes twitched: "This thing made of metal plates looks like a child building blocks, and it doesn't have the sense of rigor that the word 'operating room' should have!" ”
Emperor Penguin was wearing a green surgical suit, masks, gloves and glasses, he pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with the back of his hand, and said in a Russian accent: "My operating room, the first thing I need is high temperature resistance, sound insulation and radiation resistance, hygiene and sterility or something is not important at all." And just a little time in the afternoon, what kind of standard do you want? ”
Blocked by Rin Tosaka, Sakura Makiri, who was wearing a loose hospital gown with a thick blanket wrapped in the outside, whispered, "I don't mind." ”
The emperor penguin immediately said loudly to Rin Tosaka, "Look, the patients themselves don't mind." Master, don't mix it up. ”
"Emperor Penguin, you used the same technique that Berserker used to transform his master from the last Holy Grail War, right?" Saber asked suddenly.
Emperor Penguin was stunned when he heard this, and he remembered the strange dream he had before, in which the man lying on the operating table called "him" Berserker, could it be that there was a connection between the two?
Although thinking like this, the emperor penguin was silent on the surface, and shook his head: "I don't understand what you say?" And Berserker! It doesn't sound like a person who can do surgery, Saber, why do you ask? ”
"I have a memory in my head lately, and although it's just a fragment, it's weird......
Emperor Penguin shrugged: "I guess it's an illusion!" And to be honest, this is the first time I've used this thing, and I haven't tested it on anyone else at all. ”
"Ha——?" Rin Tosaka pointed to the emperor penguin and said, "You ......"
Emperor Penguin made a pause gesture: "Needless to say, I know what you want to say, you people on the mysterious side really don't have confidence in the science side." ”
Then Emperor Penguin took out two pieces of A4 paper from his carry-on space: "This is the surgical safety responsibility letter - it should be called this!" If any of you sign, I am not responsible for a medical accident. ”
Saber, Rin Tosaka, and Shirou Emiya's faces darkened when they heard the last sentence, and as for Red A, his skin was already dark, so he couldn't see his face.
Seeing that no one was going to pick it up, Emperor Penguin had no choice but to take the A4 paper back into the space, and then handed a large beaker filled with dark green energy liquid to Sakura Makiri: "Drink it, these can maintain your energy consumption during the operation - the duration of the operation is relatively long, otherwise you won't be able to survive." ”
While Sakura was drinking the strange-tasting human energy liquid, Emperor Penguin distributed several high-power flashlights to a few people who had nothing to do with the operation, and Emiya Shirou, who got the flashlight, turned it on and off a few times, and asked curiously: "Mr. Emperor Penguin, this is just an ordinary flashlight." ”
Emperor Penguin nodded and said, "I know, there is no light in it, I need your flashlight to support it." ”
As soon as these words came out, Emiya Shirou and Rin Tosaka became more and more disconfident in the emperor penguin, and it may have been a mistake to hand over Sakura to him.
Sakura struggled to finish a large glass of energy liquid, and then returned the beaker to Emperor Penguin: "I'm ready." ”
Emperor Penguin threw the beaker back into the space, walked to one of the metal gates, turned the wheel on the metal gate, pulled it outward, turned to the Sakura and said, "Go in, you unrelated personnel, the lights are ready." ”
The lights came on, and Sakura walked into the so-called "operating room" and lay down on the only operating table.
Emperor Penguin took out four belts and tied them to the operating table: "The drugs used in the treatment and drugs such as anesthetics may have adverse reactions, so you have to be mentally prepared to be a female version of Guan Yunchang - no, that is already there, Guan Yuyunchang of "One Ride is a Thousand". ”
Rin Tosaka, who was full of black lines, shouted at the emperor penguin: "Guan Yunchang or something, put it aside first, what do you want to do, hurry up." ”
"I don't even know how to scrape bones to cure poison, what a woman!" The sexist emperor penguin took out a needle syringe and stabbed it into Sakura's neck, injecting the liquid into her carotid artery, and then the emperor penguin stood aside and observed Sakura's body reaction.
In less than a minute, Sakura's body began to glow with a reddish-golden light, reflecting the main static arteries in her body, and the temperature in the small space created by the four alloy doors rose sharply.
The emperor penguin hurriedly ran out, took off his mask and gloves, took out two tissues to wipe the sweat on his face, and said, "The operation was successful, and everything is fine with the patient." ”
Sakura screamed in pain, her clothes and the belt that bound her body were scorched, and the operating table beneath her turned red from the heat, showing faint signs of melting. At the same time, the Engraved Worms that brought endless pain to her body were also burned to death one by one in the heat that could melt steel.
"Cheers!" The emperor penguin celebrates the success of his surgery with a goblet and a bubbling brown drink inside.
Rin Tosaka's face darkened: "I've been busy for a long time, just an injection?" And is it necessary for you to celebrate like this? Is Sakura's development on the good side? ”
"Get it for me first." The emperor penguin made a gesture to Rin Tosaka for a moment, asked Shirou Emiya to carry the cup for him, walked to the open metal door, and closed it, so that the heat and the screams of Maki Sakura were cut off.
"It's all gone! If you want to see the patient, you will have to wait a week. Emperor Penguin took the cup from Emiya Shirou's hand, took a sip of the drink, and said, "According to the patient's performance, the probability of an accident is as low as the chance of dying from a failed dental operation - Wu Peifu is an exception. ”
At this time, an unexpected voice sounded: "Why are you all here?" ”
Fujimura Taihe, who was staying at Emiya's house, came over rubbing his sleepy eyes and asked a few people, "I seemed to have seen a tall man in a red coat just now, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye." ”