Twenty minutes later, the bald head broke in with people, all social people, very imposing.

Seeing this, the lazy dragon drank a glass of wine, stood up and said to Qin Xianglin, "Brother, leave the rest to me, you don't have to worry about it!" Don't get into trouble! After speaking, he added: "If I can stand up tomorrow, I will take you to Tianchi, if I can't stand up, I will arrange for someone to take you to Tianchi!" ”

Qin Xianglin arched his hand and said. "Brother Long, it's a man!" After speaking, Qin Xianglin stood up, walked to the staircase and glanced down at the bald head, "Bald head, your surname?" ”

The bald head saw Qin Xianglin call him like this, and he was so angry that he yelled, "Dog mongrel, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”

Qin Xianglin waved his hand, and the wine bottle smashed down, shattering into powder on the ground. This kind of kung fu is understated, but it is very bluffing.

"It's your birthday the day after tomorrow? 40 years old? Qin Xianglin pointed to his bald head and asked.

"So what?" The bald head roared and roared, like a boar in heat.

Qin Xianglin smiled faintly, "You can almost go back and buy a coffin, your own brother is going to kill you!" ”

"You talk nonsense!" The bald head pointed at Qin Xianglin and was furious.

"I had insomnia in the middle of the night, and when I woke up, I couldn't sleep anymore, and my waist began to hurt! You've drunk too much poisoned wine! Don't ask who it is, if you ask, it's your own brother who gave it! Qin Xianglin leaned on the railing and said.

"You sow discord, Lao Tzu wants to kill you!" The bald head screamed.

"Last month, a sum of money passed from you to your own brother, the number is singular, the number is seven figures! This money is gone! After Qin Xianglin finished speaking, he turned around and left the private room and continued to drink.

"How do you know?" The bald head asked in astonishment. Qin Xianglin threw out a handful of money and said, "Take this money back to buy a coffin, within half a month, you will be able to use it!" ”

"Lao Tzu is not short of money!" The bald head Qiang roared loudly downstairs, then rushed up, pointed at Qin Xianglin, and scolded: "You are talking nonsense, I don't believe it!" ”

Qin Xianglin wiped his hands with a towel and threw it on the table, "Is there still poisonous wine at home?" The hospital knows, right? Will I see a doctor for a test? Who sent the wine? Need I say? ”

The bald head was stunned for a moment, and continued to roar: "I don't believe it!" You bastard! ”

"I'm not going to believe you! After you die, remember to ask Lord Yama about the cause of death! Qin Xianglin's face was expressionless.

"You wait!" The bald head thought for a long time, said such a sentence, and then ordered the brothers downstairs to guard the door, and no one was allowed to leave.

Qin Xianglin was happy and said to the lazy dragon: "Continue to greet everyone with good wine and good food on the table, don't save money, someone will settle the bill!" ”

The lazy dragon didn't quite understand what Qin Xianglin meant, but he still did it.

An hour later, the bald head ran in and shouted at the door: "Brother, wine is poisonous!" ”

At this time, the innocent master and nephew were drinking a glass of wine, and when he heard this, he squirted out the wine. almost sprayed Qin Xianglin in the face.

"Uncle Shi, wine is poisonous!" The innocent nephew pointed to the wine glass in astonishment and said.

"Forehead......" Qin Xianglin looked stunned, "Senior nephew, he didn't mean our wine!" ”

"Huh?" The innocent master and nephew woke up like a dream, but he didn't react in the middle of the sound, "It's not our wine, whose is it?" ”

The innocent nephew's voice fell, and the bald head ran in with a wine glass, shouting loudly: "My wine is really poisonous, really poisonous!" Brother, you're right! ”

Qin Xianglin nodded and pointed downstairs, "The money is still on the ground, pick it up and take it back to buy a coffin!" ”

"Oh!" The bald head nodded, walked downstairs with a desperate face, and halfway through, he suddenly remembered something, turned back, and shouted: "Brother, help, help!" ”

Qin Xianglin threw his chopsticks on the table, "What's the shouting?" ”

The bald head Qiang hurriedly covered his mouth and whispered: "Brother, save me, please!" ”

"Who is your brother? Bald strong? Qin Xianglin asked.

The bald head was stunned, "Smack!" He slapped himself in the face, "Master, please, save my life?" ”

"Look at your performance!" Qin Xianglin put his feet on the dining table!

Seeing this, the bald head Qiang immediately came over and pinched his legs, and Qin Xianglin was a leather boot on his head, "Get out!" Don't come to disgusting people! ”

The bald head Qiang's face was stepped on firmly, and it was the grievance, "Master, I thought you wanted me to ......" The latter words were not said, because the bald head Qiang had already reacted and shouted at the boss of Fumanlou:

"Boss, all the consumption of this master is mine?" After the bald head Qiang finished speaking, he saw that Qin Xianglin's face was wrong, and added: "It's all about everyone's consumption here!" ”

"Can you help me?" The bald head Qiang looked at Qin Xianglin with a pleading face.

Qin Xianglin turned his gaze to the lazy dragon and asked, "Brother Long, save him?" ”

The lazy dragon looked at him for a while, and then said to Qin Xianglin: "Look at the way he confessed his mistake in time, save it!" ”

"Good!" Qin Xianglin smiled slightly and asked Lazy Long, "Is Brother Long in a hurry?" ”

"A little!" The lazy dragon replied.

Qin Xianglin quietly handed the lazy dragon a pill and said to the lazy dragon: "Find something to catch the urine, put the pill inside, that is the medicine for bald heads!" ”

The lazy dragon laughed disgustingly, went out for a minute and came back again, carrying a bowl of urine.

"It's urine, it's also medicine, you want to live or die, you choose!" Qin Xianglin said.

The bald head was crying with a sad face, feeling like he was about to cry.

"Master, is this really medicine?" The bald man asked.

Qin Xianglin waited for the bald head to be strong and did not speak.

"Good! I believe in the masters! The bald head was about to drink after speaking, but was stopped by the innocent master and nephew, "Wait a minute, Immeasurable Tianzun, I will avoid it, otherwise, there will be a shadow on the beer in the future!" With that, the innocent nephew stood up and walked out.

"Innocent master, you wait for me!" Hu Bing also chased out.

The bald head drank dry, Qin Xianglin laughed and got up, "You will know the curative effect tonight!" In the future, if you still want to drink, remember to find Brother Long, under normal circumstances, three months is a course of treatment! ”

Qin Xianglin laughed and went downstairs.

"Master, how can I find you in the future?" Bald Qiang hurriedly asked.

"What are you looking for me? Find Brother Long! Qin Xianglin replied, and walked out without looking back.

The next day, early in the morning, the lazy dragon came to lead the way.

Tianchi is on the mountain, and everyone first charters a car to the foot of the mountain, and then rides a donkey up the mountain.

Everything, lazy dragon is all arranged.

Lazy Dragon is a man, Qin Xianglin is not mistaken, although he is a begging for food.

Tianchi is on the top of the Tianshan Mountain, halfway up the mountain, Qin Xianglin saw a white porcelain statue of Fusang Tianxiang, grabbed the donkey, Qin Xianglin asked: "Which one of you is a virgin?" ”

As he spoke, Qin Xianglin's gaze was looking at the lazy dragon. The most likely virgin in the world is the lazy dragon.

Where does a man who asks for food have the opportunity to do that?

However, to Qin Xianglin's surprise, the lazy dragon was shaking his head. He said a little shyly, "That year, I got drunk and fell asleep on the side of the road, and when I woke up, there was a slut on me...... She took away my virginity like that! ”

Qin Xianglin was stunned for a while, gave a thumbs up to the lazy dragon, and said, "Awesome! Guys! ”

At this time, the lazy dragon was extremely ashamed, his face was full of flying clouds, delicate, and emerald green.

"Dare to ask Brother Long, how old is that slut?" Hu Bing asked unkindly.

"That's a wolf-like grade, almost forty years old!" The lazy dragon replied.

When Hu Bing heard this, he almost fell off the donkey with laughter.

"Hu Bing, you come!" Qin Xianglin couldn't help but smile and said to Hu Bing.

"Uncle Man, I'm ...... That thing...... I also gave it away......" Hu Bing was a little embarrassed.

Qin Xianglin looked at Hu Bing with a black line on his face. Sixteen or seventeen-year-old children don't learn well now.

Qin Xianglin was about to call the big tree, but he saw the innocent master and nephew turn over and get off the donkey, and shouted: "Let me come!" ”

Teacher's nephew, sixty-three years old, innocent little boy.

The golden liquid was poured on the white porcelain statue of Fuso Tianxiang.

After a soak of urine, Qin Xianglin, Hu Bing, and Lazy Long gave a thumbs up to the innocent master and nephew at the same time, and said those two shocking words - "Awesome!" ”

The innocent master and nephew had a frank face, fell into the memory, and said affectionately: "Thirteen years ago, I had the opportunity to give the most precious thing in my life, but at the most critical moment, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable woke me up, and as soon as I entered this door, it was as deep as the sea......"

After all, Hu Bing couldn't sit still on the little donkey, fell down, and laughed almost out of breath.

Thirteen years ago, the innocent nephew was 50 years old, and he was only 50 years old in his life.