698 The male wolf howls at the door
I believe that must be a stunning woman! Qin Xianglin looked at his innocent nephew and asked.
"That's it, the past is like smoke, what do you want her to do?" The naΓ―ve nephew's long beard fluttered, and his face was full of melancholy.
"Because of love! I know! The lazy dragon said.
Hu Bing got up and climbed onto the donkey again, "Innocent master, I have decided to make you my idol!" β
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" The innocent master and nephew's profound eyes looked into the distance, and murmured: "As soon as you enter this door, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on you will be a passerby, good and good!" β
The innocent nephew's voice fell, and a woman suddenly shouted angrily in the distance: "Traitor! Hold it! β
With this voice, two women in white clothes jumped out halfway up the mountain.
"Where did the traitor come from, who dared to be disrespectful to our incense master?" The woman in white scolded angrily, and at the same time her face was red.
Qin Xianglin looked at the two people carefully, and saw that the two of them were embroidered with Fusang Tianxiang on their clothes, and knew that they were believers, so he was not angry, but a little happy.
The believers of Fusang Tianxiang are already here, will her deity be far away?
The two white-clothed women in front of them are delicate, powdered and jade-faced, and they don't look ugly, but both of them are red-faced and red-eared, with shy anger in their eyes, which makes people a little unbelievable.
Qin Xianglin immediately remembered what the woman behind him said, "Where did the traitor come from, who dared to be disrespectful to our incense master?" That is, they saw everything?
"Two girls, don't you know if it's indecent or not?" Qin Xianglin scolded loudly, and at the same time expressed sympathy for the innocent master and nephew.
Sixty-three years of guarding himself like jade, I didn't think about it, and today I was watched by two girls.
"Is it because you don't know how to check, do you blame the people we watched?" A woman in white replied angrily.
In this way, it is an acknowledgement. How does this save the face of the innocent nephew? How to get by on face?
"You ......" The innocent master and nephew beat his chest, pointed to the two women in white, and asked, "Have you all seen it?" β
"Old thief, not only did we see it, but now we have to confiscate your tools of crime!" The woman in white drew her knife directly as she spoke.
"Ah...... Oh God...... You have been unfair to me like this, I have been guarding myself like a jade for so many years......" The innocent master and nephew cried bitterly on his back, extremely sad.
"Innocent master, you have to mourn, the lost chastity cannot be regained!" Hu Bing persuaded on the side.
The lazy dragon walked over, patted the innocent master's shoulder, and said, "Master, as a person who has come over, I can fully understand how you feel at this moment, thinking that after I had a hangover back then, when I knew the truth, tears were also raining down!" β
"Naive nephew, as soon as you enter this door, it is as deep as the sea, what is the most important thing in this sentence?" Qin Xianglin patted the donkey and came to the innocent nephew and asked.
With tears in his eyes, the innocent nephew asked pitifully, "I don't know, please ask Uncle Shi to make it clear!" β
"It's the second word!" Qin Xianglin said.
The innocent master and nephew were stunned for a moment, and asked urgently: "Is that verb?" β
"Not bad!" Qin Xianglin nodded solemnly.
Suddenly, the innocent nephew looked lost and returned, and arched his hand to Qin Xianglin: "Thank you Uncle for waking up!" β
The woman in white was furious, pointed at Qin Xianglin and scolded: "This little miscellaneous hair is an old driver, junior sister, let's go up and raise the knife and let him know that he knows how powerful!" β
When the innocent nephew heard this, he yelled, "Hugh has to be rude to my uncle!" With that, he patted the donkey and rushed up.
The two women in white suddenly took a step back, and then two Fusang Tianxiang appeared, and the fragrance began to fill the surroundings, and at the same time, the cherry blossom rain began to fall again.
"Teacher nephew, be careful that cherry blossoms are hidden weapons!" Qin Xianglin reminded.
"Uncle Shi, don't worry, it's just a small skill of carving insects!" The innocent nephew suddenly jumped off the donkey, sank into the dantian, and let out an angry roar: "Woo woo......"
The voice was high, very high-pitched, almost like a wolf howling.
"Smack!"
The sound stopped, and the two Fuso Tengka were shocked and cracked.
"Whew!" The innocent master and nephew took a deep breath and said the Dharma name: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" The old wolf howls at this door, and it hasn't been used for many years! β
The two women in white were so frightened that they turned around and ran, but were blocked by Hu Bing riding on donkeys.
"Still want to run? Don't you take me Hu someone in your eyes? Hu Bing blocked the road and shouted.
Qin Xianglin came over from behind and asked, "As long as you tell the truth, I can let you go?" β
One of the women in white looked at Qin Xianglin, looking fearless, and said to Qin Xianglin, "What if I don't tell the truth?" Can you still spoil me? β
Qin Xianglin was furious and responded: "I won't do this kind of thing myself, I may need to trouble this donkey!" β
The woman was taken aback, looked at the donkey for a moment, and used a donkey in the middle from fearlessness to horror.
"Tell me, what do you want to ask?" The woman said in horror that she had become boring and weak.
"Fuso Tianxiang is on it?" Qin Xianglin asked.
"In!" The woman replied.
"Does she still have a little lizard on her?" Qin Xianglin asked again.
"That's the incarnation of the Great Snake King!" The woman argued.
"In Tianchi?" Qin Xianglin asked again.
"Yes!" The woman replied.
"What is she doing in Tianchi?" Qin Xianglin asked.
"Take a bath!" The woman replied.
Qin Xianglin frowned, not knowing why. At this time, the lazy dragon said on the side: "It is rumored that taking a bath in Tianchi can be reborn!" β
Qin Xianglin nodded and said to the woman, "Go down the mountain!" β
"Cut! Boring! I thought I had encountered bandits who robbed money and robbed casually! "The woman walked past the crowd.
The innocent master and nephew were so angry that they smoked, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, is it tolerable or unbearable!" With a wave of his hand, he struck the woman in white with a whip.
"Hey......" The woman let out a scream, looked at her innocent nephew, and asked, "Old thing, isn't that how the leather whip is used?" Look at your never-before-seen appearance! Hehe......"
The innocent nephew was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, fell off the donkey, and almost died of exhaustion, but fortunately, the lazy dragon came over, supported the innocent nephew, and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, life is a play, you can only get together if you are fated, and there is no one to replace you when you are sick!" β
The five of them continued to step forward, riding donkeys along the mountain road.
"Innocent master, I have a question that I want to ask!" Hu Bing said.
"For the sake of your face with Uncle Qin, but it's okay to say it!" The naΓ―ve nephew said.
"What is the name of that roar you just had?" Hu Bing asked.
"The howl of the male wolf of the Daomen is specially used to match the roar of the lion of the Buddha Gate!" The innocent nephew replied.
"I see!" Hu Bing nodded, "It's just that I don't understand a little, why do you want to add the word male wolf?" β
The innocent master and nephew were stunned for a moment, and replied: "I don't know about this, I want to think about it, I will tell you if I understand it!" β
"Okay!" Hu Bing said very seriously, "You must tell me if you figure it out!" β
So, for the next half hour, the innocent master and nephew did not speak.
Then, half an hour later, the innocent master and nephew suddenly had an epiphany, and suddenly said to Hu Bing: "I thought of it!" β
Qin Xianglin, Da Shu, Hu Bing, and Lazy Long all looked at the innocent master and nephew, waiting for him to explain.
"It's because if you call the male wolf howl, it's really not good! Therefore, take the name Daomen Wolf Howl! The innocent nephew said solemnly.
"Forehead......" Qin Xianglin's face was black.
The naΓ―ve nephew asked, "Uncle Qin, am I not right?" β
"No, no, it's right, it's right......" Qin Xianglin hurriedly said.
"Hu Bing, what do you think?" The innocent nephew asked Hu Bing.
Hu Bing forced out his thumb, "Innocent master, you are really a master!" β
"Immeasurably innocent, boundless cultivation, I still need to work hard!" The naΓ―ve nephew said.
"Innocent master, with Jiuyi, you He Xiu?" Lazy Dragon asked.
"I'll try!" The innocent nephew asked.
Everyone rode up the hill on a little donkey, but they were not in a hurry.
The Tianshan Mountains are very tall and very large mountains, and the road is difficult to walk, but fortunately, the lazy dragon has prepared everything.
When everyone felt hungry, the lazy dragon took out the roast duck and gave it to everyone to eat, saying, "Last night, I had a bald head and a treat, and I ordered five roast ducks, one for each person!" β
"Brother Long, you are a talent!" Hu Bing praised, eating roast duck, but felt that something was wrong, so he asked:
"Brother Long, where are you hiding the roast duck?"
"Very secret place, no one can guess!"