Chapter Twenty-Eight: Coach, I Want to Learn Magic
"A tall man in red? Vanish into thin air? Emiya Shirou looked to the side with his peripheral vision, and the only eligible red A really entered the spirit and disappeared from the field of vision of several people: "Sister Fuji, why did you suddenly get up." β
Fujimura Taiga touched his head: "By the way, I woke up when I vaguely heard a scream just now, and when I woke up, I found that the girls were gone, so I came over to take a look - by the way, why are you all here at night?" β
"Huh?" Fujimura Taiga's question made Emiya Shirou a little confused, and he couldn't think of an excuse to explain why everyone was here, so he could only stammer: "Sister Fuji, we, we are ......"
"We didn't have a good dinner, so we got up for supper." The emperor penguin, who was hidden out of Fujimura Taiga's line of sight, quickly took off the surgical gown and threw it back into the space, then walked out and put his arm on the shoulder of Emiya Shirou and said, "Fujimura-sensei, do you want to taste my secret popping urine cow pills." β
Although Fujimura Taiga had a delicious dinner, the emperor penguin said that the "popping pulp and urine cow balls" made her interested, and she forgot about seeing Red A: "Ou ββ, sounds strange, how does it taste?" β
The emperor penguin tilted his hand and gave a thumbs up, and said proudly: "It tastes absolutely good, even severe anorexia patients like to eat it, and the food god Stephen Zhou relied on it to turn over." We're also going to have an open-air barbecue, and we're looking for a barbecue here, so why don't we eat it later? β
"Okay, I'm going to wash my face first, and I'll come back later." Fujimura Taiga, who hadn't fully woken up, didn't notice the emperor penguins at all, and they kept blocking the doorway, blocking her view and preventing her from seeing anything in the warehouse.
Several people who breathed a sigh of relief turned their eyes to the small space where the cherry blossoms were located, and the emperor penguin said, "Don't worry! The desperate virus has gone through hundreds of human experiments, and it is guaranteed to be foolproof - Master, why are you looking at me like this, the human experiment is done by the Mi Guoke, and it has nothing to do with me. β
Rin Tosaka said, "It's not that I want to say, it's a lie or something that's easy for you?" I even suspect that what you've been saying all this time isn't true. β
"Master, what you said is biased, I am recognized as a spotless little gentleman, an honest and reliable beautiful boy." Seeing Rin's face showing disdain, the emperor penguin had to change the subject: "By the way, what do you want to eat at the barbecue?" β
"Is there beef?" Saber asked solemnly.
The emperor penguin took out a small notebook from the space to draw the design drawings in the afternoon and wrote: "Five catties of beef." β
At the beginning of Saber, the two masters who were a little hungry also ordered some of their favorite foods.
"But I don't have a barbecue stove at home!" Emiya Shirou remembered a key question and asked his question.
Emperor Penguin laughed: "With me here, are you still worried about logistics?" β
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There is a large barbecue grill in the courtyard of Emiya's house, and the charcoal made of poplar wood burns evenly in the hearth, and the smoke of the stove floats upward, exuding a smoky aroma similar to the smell of nuts and grasslands, which dissipates into the winter night sky.
Emiya Shirou peeled and sharpened the red willow branches with a knife, and the pencil-thick red willow branches were fresh as if they had just been broken off from the tree, and when they were peeled, they secreted a sticky red willow juice.
Emperor penguins cut the delicate lamb with a thin and evenly distributed fat layer into large pieces, thread them with red willow wood, and smoke them over a charcoal fire. Next to the lamb skewer is a whole fish cut from the belly, which is also pierced by red willow branches, and exudes an attractive and unique fragrance; A few steaks belonging to Saber are sizzling under the charcoal ash.
The three girls sat at the table next to them, because the barbecue had just begun, the emperor penguins gave each of them two popping urine cow balls, let them eat first, Fujimura Taiga put a cow ball in his mouth with a spoon, and after biting it, the juice spurted out and ran down the corners of his mouth.
"It's delicious." Fujimura Ogawa sucked in the juice that burst out of his mouth, and sighed heartily, and Saber nodded silently, agreeing with her.
Fujimura Taiga suddenly remembered something and asked, "Whew-where did Sakura go, why didn't you see her?" β
"This ......" Rin Tosaka couldn't think of how to answer Fujimura Taiga's question, the lies he came up with on the spot must be full of loopholes, although Fujimura Taiga is very innocent and straightforward, full of manliness, but it doesn't mean that she is not a keen person, and she will definitely not be able to hide it, so Tosaka Rin had to signal to the emperor penguin with his eyes and ask him to come to the rescue quickly.
Fujimura Taiga looked at Rin Tosaka, who was squeezing his eyebrows, and said curiously, "Rin-chan, do you have a problem with your eyes?" Why don't you all talk when you mention Sakura? β
Rin Tosaka smiled and said, "Hahaha, is there one?" β
Emperor Penguin stopped what he was doing, washed his hands slowly, dried them with a towel, and then took out a few pairs of sunglasses from the space and asked everyone to take with them.
"Why are you all weird?" Fujimura Taiga expressed puzzlement at the actions of others.
Emperor Penguin took out the amnestic from the world of "Men in Black", looked at the time displayed on his watch, adjusted the amnestic, and then held it up so that it was facing Fujimura Taiga: "Fujimura-sensei, take a look here." β
The red light flashed, and the emperor penguin retrieved the sunglasses from the others, sent them back to the space with the amnestic, and then said to the distracted Fujimura Taiga, "After dinner, Sakura Maki went home alone, and you woke up hungry in the middle of the night, called everyone up for supper, and ate an open-air barbecue at the suggestion of Emiya Shirou, and that's it." β
Fujimura Taiga, who came to his senses, noticed that everyone else was looking at him strangely, and asked, "What's wrong?" β
Emperor Penguin said without changing his face: "You just said that it would be nice if Sakura Maki was also there, so that you wouldn't miss a big meal." β
Fujimura Taiga laughed heartily twice, "Yes, if Sakura stayed here tonight, she wouldn't have missed such a delicious thing." β
After the meat was grilled, the emperor penguin took a tray and packed a few skewers, quietly went up to the roof, and talked to Red A standing in the blind spot.
"Archer, I'm calling you out today for one thing." Emperor Penguin wrapped himself tightly in a Soviet-style coat to keep out the cold, and he was not tall but looked like a giantβbut the lamb skewers in his hands ruined his aura.
On the other hand, Red A, the white hair that stood up upwards was not messy in the high-altitude current, and the red coat swayed in the wind: "What's the matter?" β
"Coach, I want to play basketball." The emperor penguin immediately reacted and said something wrong: "No, I want to learn magic, I didn't think there was anything before, but now I find that it is good to know magic." β
"I'm sorry I can't teach you." Red A said: "The most basic thing in magic cultivation is to transform life force into magic power through magic circuits, and magic circuits are innate to human beings and will not increase with acquired practice, and you don't even have a magic circuit on your body, and you are completely insulated from magic."
And, judging by the great strength you showed on the night of the battle with Berserker, your strength is contrary to this world, so ......"
Emperor Penguin shrugged: "I knew that it seemed that I, who advertised the science side, had no chance with the mystery side." β
Another gust of wind blew, and Red A squinted and asked the emperor penguin, "What is the thing you injected for the Sakura of Majesty, called the Desperate Virus?" β
Emperor Penguin said: "The Desperate Virus is said to be a virus, but in fact it is a special genetic agent that makes up for the basic defects of the human body and removes the genes with recessive diseases from the human body.
Enhance the body's basal metabolism and antiviral ability, improve the function of the body's immune system, repair and cure the damage caused by diseases to the human body, and eliminate harmful parasites in the human body.
Using the desperate virus itself as energy, it can repair human beings for the second time, and if the dosage is sufficient and the injection continues, it can even regenerate the severed limbs of the disabled.
- Why do you have such an expression, does the scientific side of the stuff make you weird? β