The system remembers that the original evaluation of Russell's 'poisonous tongue' skill was that the chat always ended because of him. Now it seems that he is really prescient, his vision is not ordinarily accurate, and he is so ridiculed by Russell that he doesn't know what to say.

However, the contract must be signed, and he changed his slightly softer tone: "After three world missions, you have obtained the qualification to become a host, and signing the contract is beneficial to both of us. The reason why I deceived you is out of kindness, but also a kind of protection for myself, the previous host was so bad that I despaired! ”

Russell became interested when he heard this: "You seem to be a vulnerable group, aren't you an omnipotent system?" ”

"I'm just a program, I can't do everything!"

"A directing program?"

"From the fact that your words are full of distrust and discrimination, I am a form of living existence that you cannot deny."

"That's right, I really don't believe you!"

System: "......"

"Don't stop, keep talking."

"The hosts before you, they were very keen to oppose me, and they tried in every possible way to erase my existence, knowing that we are one. It's ridiculous, a rigid, mechanical, dogmatic system, how can intelligence come to work, you say? ”

Russell touched his chin: "I think they're right, the system is still brainless!" ”

System: "......"

"I'll say it casually, no malice, you continue."

The system sighed, and slowly continued: "It is precisely because of you hosts with persecution paranoia that I have to make a contract to protect myself. The contract is very clear that my duty is to protect your interests, and your duty is not to cause me harm! ”

Russell should listen to this kind of words, he didn't take it to heart at all, who wouldn't sell it badly, he focused on the facts: "It sounds like you're messing around, but the previous hosts are all dead, and you're still alive, aren't you?" ”

"Their deaths have nothing to do with me, they did it themselves! Although the treaty has imposed restrictions on you, none of them will threaten your life, and I am really only doing this to protect myself. ”

Russell raised his eyebrows: "You are so afraid, is it possible that the host's authority is very large?" ”

"After becoming a host, you are greater than me......"

The system probably realized that it was talking too much, and decisively chose to shut up.

Russell's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Hearing you say that, I don't want to sign a contract anymore." ”

The system said coldly: "Don't be delusional, if you refuse the contract, I will re-select a new person, and I will leave you, and the consequences are not something you can afford." You...... You will have your memory erased, become an idiot, and if you are unlucky, you may die directly. ”

"Is this a threat?"

"No, it's true, it's not alarmist! If you don't sign a contract, you're really going to die! ”

Russell pondered for three seconds and said slowly, "Why don't you ...... Let's give it a try? ”

“……”

"You're so cowardly, how do you do the system?"

The system endured to the limit, and said with anger: "Don't get too carried away, the respect I give you is not your arrogant capital!" ”

Russell: "No, you can disrespect me!" ”

"Kill yourself!!"

The system snorted coldly, and in an instant, the hall fell apart, turning into a little light and going away with the wind.

Without the light of the torches, infinite darkness erodes and engulfs everything.

Russell was suspended in the chaotic darkness, unable to see, unable to perceive gravity or direction, but the process was short-lived, and a little light came from afar and struck him quickly.

It is a universe of galaxies, dotted with billions of stars, magnified at a speed visible to the naked eye, directly enclosing Russell in it.

The force of gravity tugged at Russell's limbs, and his body was pulled into slender curves, like a boneless soft-bodied creature that twisted into various shapes with each star it had experienced.

It wasn't until he came to a scorching white star that gravity's pull stopped, and the star's surface glowed with flares that turned into an angry human face.

Russell had no consciousness of dying, and continued to provoke: "Oh, the soft one doesn't work, do you start using the hard one?" ”

The system also knew that it was not Russell's opponent, and gravity pulled Russell's limbs, and in front of him was a brand new piece of parchment and a quill pen.

"It's not up to you to sign the contract, it's my world, and I dominate everything, including you in the world!"

As the system spoke, Russell's hand began to take the initiative, and he grabbed the quill pen and wrote quickly in the signature position of the parchment.

It won't take long for the two words, and soon Russell will be over, and when the system sneered and took back the parchment, he was stunned because of the two words that he had signed.

"Sand sculpture!"

On the surface of the star, the blurred facial features suddenly stood still, and the round eyes were full of joy.

"For ...... What the? Why would you ......"

The system's voice stammered, and Russell took over and continued: "Why am I in your world, but not controlled by you? ”

“……”

"The reason is simple, this is not your world at all." Russell stretched out his hand, and the endless galaxy universe shattered like a mirror, and the system's large round face that occupied the surface of the star also collapsed into dust.

Returning to the previous hall again, Russell looked at the gloomy environment around him, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the stone walls, floors, and ceilings twisted and changed.

The torches have been replaced by oversized crystal chandeliers, the walls are hung with world-famous paintings, the floor is a red carpet, the long tables are covered with white cloth, and even the cold stone seats have been transformed into European-style luxury seats.

Russell crossed Erlang's legs, his body sank into the seat, and he still held a lit cigarette in his hand, only to see him frown slightly, and the cigarette was replaced by a cigar.

An extremely high-end western restaurant, but there is still the half-eaten roast chicken on the table.

The shape of the system has also changed, from a light curtain with blurred facial features to a bewildered Shiba Inu, squatting at Russell's feet and constantly waging his tail.

"How...... How so? Why do you know when you shouldn't? The dog spoke, its voice sharp and slender, full of fear.

"Silly dog, what stupid things are you talking about! This is my spiritual world, and I can do whatever I want! Russell glanced down and raised his hand to press the cigar against the dog's head.

Cigars go out!

System: "......"

"Isn't it strange that I was hinted at, why do I know where this is?"

The dog head desperately clicked, and he was also very puzzled by this, he had never missed a trick in the past to deceive the sand sculpture host.

"You have a preconceived elevation and look like you're tall, which is very good, and ordinary people may really be fooled by you, but I didn't trust you from the beginning, so I did an experiment......"

"What?" Dog-faced confused, you did an experiment, why don't I know?

Russell pointed to the roast chicken on the table: "This roast chicken was created by you, I don't know the taste at all, when I eat it for the first time, the taste is great, it is slightly spicy as I want." But ......"

"Goo-toot!" The dog swallowed and already understood the reason.

"But when I imagine that the roast chicken tastes sweet and licks greasy, the roast chicken really goes bad. It's sweet, it's hard to swallow! Russell said, creating a glass of red wine out of thin air: "I imagined mixing 100-year-old vinegar with soy sauce, durian, and stinky tofu...... Flavor...... There was no taste at all, and I couldn't imagine the taste because I hadn't eaten it. ”

The system dog face continues to be confused!

"It's like this glass of red wine, I imagine it's cola, it's cola! But if I imagine it's poop......" Russell said, bringing the glass to his lips, and just as the glass was about to touch his lips, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the dog's head and poured the red wine into the system's mouth.

The system dog immediately screamed, rolled all over the ground, and kept wailing.

"Ah————h

"You're lying, it's perverted spicy, it's not the taste of poop at all!!"

Russell looked apologetic: "It's perverted and spicy, yes, if it's really a stool smell, wouldn't it make you succeed, and it's ......"

And, how do I know what poop tastes like!

Seeing that the system dog was still rolling, Russell couldn't help but show pity, picked up the chicken bones and threw them on the ground: "Come, hurry up and eat the spicy!" ”

Looking at the chicken bones on the ground, the system dog refused, but there was an irresistible force in the dark, which made him involuntarily crawl towards the chicken bones. There was infinite humiliation in his heart, and he wanted to die, but at the moment when he opened his mouth tremblingly and was about to bite the chicken bone, the traction disappeared.

The system was puzzled, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Russell's face full of guilt, and tears immediately fell down.

It's great, he's not so cold-blooded and knows to reserve the last dignity for me.

Smack!

Russell stomped the chicken bones with one foot, twisted them vigorously, and raised his hand to point to the soles of his shoes: "After eating the bones on the ground, lick the oil residue on the soles of the shoes by the way." ”

System: "......"

Coach, I'm going to change the author! I can't wait for this protagonist!

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【Street Diary】

The so-called hitting the street means that the code word can't be coded out, and it becomes a source of talent when leaving the computer desk.