Chapter 34 I'm just a smart person, and I rely on my opponent to set it off

"Okay!"

Russell rubbed the back of the stone chair and asked with a smile, "How do you sign a contract, stamp a handprint, drip blood, or soul binding?" ”

The blurred face did not move, and on the stone table in front of Russell, a roll of yellowed paper slowly emerged.

Russell reached out and touched it, the paper structure is tight, elastic is also good, not the imaginary animal skin, it should have been parched, that is, the so-called industrial parchment.

It's a bit of a compulsion, but the material of the paper doesn't matter, what matters is what is on it.

Russell carefully reviewed it, and the more he looked at it, the tighter his brows wrinkled, since it was a contract, there must be corresponding rights and obligations, otherwise, this piece of paper was meaningless.

But to strip away useless nonsense, Russell does not see much in the regulations in favor of the host's rights, but rather that he needs to fulfill many obligations, all of which are obedience, obedience, and obedience.

It's a loss, if you really sign it, it's almost like a slave!

Russell put down the contract and looked dissatisfied, and at this time, the voice of the system sounded.

"Sign the contract and you'll be the real host, and all permissions will be open to you......"

"Wait a minute, you have too much nonsense in this contract, and there are many paragraphs that are meaningless, which makes me panic, should I do something?"

Russell interrupted, and the system was silent for a while, and then a change occurred, and the contract deleted a large number of useless paragraphs, and streamlined it a lot.

"It's a lot more refreshing now."

"Your requirements have been met, and now you can sign the contract!"

"Don't worry, after all, the stakes are high, I want to ask clearly. First of all, what good do I do to sign a contract to become a real host? ”

Russell asked succinctly: "To be honest, this contract lacks sincerity, I only saw your oppression, but I didn't see your contribution." Compared to the previous internship period, after signing the contract, my freedom was restricted a lot. ”

"There is no need to be dissatisfied, the contract is like this, and getting the service of the system is your biggest gain! Think about what you will get by traveling through the heavenly worlds? You can become a god above all beings, and even the gods are only the starting point, you will transcend everything, life, death and dimensions will no longer bind you, and you will become a high-minded and eternal being. ”

"Hehe, that's for the future, I'm a man who only looks at the immediate interests. I always feel that after signing this contract, I can't help myself and start serving you. ”

"Sign the contract and you are the host, you and I are one, and I will not pose a threat to you......"

Rarely, the system was very patient and explained to Russell, but Russell had no idea of trust at all, and rubbed back and forth in the chair behind him.

The system sensed Russell's displeasure and asked in a stiff voice, "What are you doing?" ”

"I wonder where the hell this is, if the stone seat under my ass could be my computer chair at home."

"You're thinking too much!"

"I think so, so where am I now, what is this place?"

The system replied, and this time the voice became extremely majestic, and even had a sense of sacredness: "This is the land of contract, the fairest temple of the heavens and all worlds. There are only you and me here, there is no third party, the spirit of the contract binds us, no fraud, no concealment, no malicious contract! ”

"That's a good point, isn't it all equal here?"

"Yes!"

"Then why did the contract just pop up like you're manipulating?"

“……”

"Why don't you speak, are you dead?"

"Because...... I rent the site, and as a homeowner, I have permissions. ”

Russell sneered: "Hehe, fairness is tilted in front of money. ”

"You don't have to complain, it's a necessary process, and that's true for all the people who have signed a contract with the system."

Russell didn't ask where the people who had signed the contract with the system had gone, and the answer was obvious, those people weren't dead, so what was his business.

"Well, such a dry conversation is too boring, we Chinese people like to talk about things at the dinner table, talking while helping to cultivate feelings, close the relationship between each other, and increase work efficiency. If you drink the other person, there is a chance that you will do what you want to do. ”

The system was silent: "I don't drink alcohol and I can't eat food." ”

"It's okay, you can watch me eat!" Russell said very naturally: "Since you are the owner of the home, you should be able to order food, and since the land of the contract is charged, there must also be catering services...... Are there any beautiful waiters who accompany you to eat, drink and play? ”

System: "......"

"Well, seeing that you're also a poor system with little money, the pretty waiter is exempt. Order me a roast chicken, don't bring it, it's slightly spicy! ”

Russell looked like he was still in a long time, and the posture of sitting down to eat and chatting caused the system to be silent for a while.

In a short time, Russell had an extra steaming roast chicken in front of him, full of knives and forks, as well as spices, and the tempting aroma attracted his index fingers.

Russell didn't use a knife and fork, and didn't care about the dining etiquette, so he tore off the chicken leg and ate it directly.

The system watched silently, until he ate the chicken leg and moved to the chicken wings, and then he spoke: "When do you want to eat, in such a sacred and solemn place, your desecration will only defile the contract ceremony." ”

Russell put down the chicken wings, picked up the tablecloth and wiped his mouth, closed his eyes and savored for a few seconds before he smiled: "This chicken is really unpalatable...... Oh, sorry, I was trying to say that...... Are you in a hurry? ”

System: "......"

"Do you want to catch the train, so desperate to sign a contract with me?"

"Because the rent is expensive, we are billed by the hour, and we have to race against the clock!"

The system gave a very reluctant answer, but Russell went to the point and continued to ask: "What is the rent, where did you get the money, or ...... Withholding my mission reward? ”

"No, I can't deduct ...... permissions"

The system was about to explain, but Russell waved his hand and interrupted: "Needless to say, lies will never hold up." A lie needs a hundred or more lies to make up for it, and if we continue to lie, we will not have the slightest trust between us. ”

"I didn't lie to you, this is the land of contract, no one can lie here." The slightly hurried voice of the system's explanation re-emphasises this point.

"Not before?"

"Not before!"

Russell smiled even more happily: "When I first used bone-setting wine, you gave me a hint that once the item card is used, there is no time limit, but after using it, it cannot be taken out of the current world. ”

“……”

"But when I returned to the room, I was smacked by M9 in the back, and the M9 drawn by the lottery was brought back by me."

System: "......"

Russell spread his hands: "You lied!" And so on, if you say that no one can lie in the land of contract, this is another lie, and if you continue to push it, this is not a land of contract at all...... So, there's no such place at all, right? ”

Russell said, picked up the parchment with his oiled hand, shook it and continued: "And this contract, is there any contract that can be deleted and changed at will after it is formulated?" There is no spirit of contract at all, it is too lax, and a fool will sign it! ”

“……”

"Come on, eat this bowl of pork chop rice, tell the truth, it's good for you and me!"

“……”

"Hurry up, the rent is very expensive here."

The system's facial features can't be seen clearly, and can only be judged from the voice, melancholy, indifferent, a little resigned: "You are very smart, and your observation is also very keen, it is the first time I have seen a rational person like you." As soon as the previous host heard that the contract had been signed, no matter how harsh the conditions were, they decisively agreed. ”

Russell shook his head: "It's okay, I'm just average smart, it's all up to my opponent!" ”

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