Chapter 507 is going to get serious
Seeing Ye Shixian's resolute attitude, Wang Feng sighed, not reluctantly, thought about it, and proposed: "If you really don't want to help me, that's fine, please call your sister and ask her to come to the hospital, immediately, immediately, I can't hold it back." ”
"My sister?" Ye Shixian was stunned again.
Wang Feng nodded and said, "Your sister is now my nominal girlfriend, it should be natural for her to do this kind of thing, right?"
"But ~~~~ Aren't you and my sister fake?"
"yes. Wang Feng admitted calmly, and then changed the conversation, and said with a smile: "Acting, there are all kinds of kiss-scenes and bed-scenes in TV dramas, since you want to act, of course, you have to act realistically, you should hug, you should hug, you should take off, you should pee, maybe after acting this peeing scene, I will feel with your sister, cultivate feelings, and can also fake the drama to really do, and live a happy life from now on~~~~"
"Shameless!"
Ye Shixian wanted to endure it, but she still couldn't hold back, and before Wang Feng finished speaking, she blurted out and scolded.
In the morning at Ye's herbal medicine, Ye Shimei kissed Wang Feng's face in front of so many people, which had already made Ye Shixian jealous and unbearable, otherwise, she would not have quarreled with Ye Shimei, would not have gone to Gambling Stone City to find Cui Wenxing, and would not have been followed and kidnapped, so that Wang Feng was deceived into the current bear, and he couldn't take care of himself.
In the final analysis, the root of all this is that Ye Shimei and Wang Feng pretend to be a couple!
If they continue to pretend, maybe there will be some kind of trouble, in case Wang Feng is unfortunate to say, when Ye Shimei really likes Wang Feng, won't she become Ye Shixian's rival?
Further, if Wang Feng chooses Ye Shimei among their sisters, then ~~~~ Wouldn't Wang Feng become Ye Shixian's brother-in-law?
Depend on!
The more Ye Shixian thought about it, the more frightened she became, her face darkened, and the hot sweat on her forehead just disappeared, and the cold sweat came out immediately after.
Without contrast, there is no harm.
Compared with that situation, Ye Shixian suddenly felt that it seemed to be easier to accept helping Wang Feng pee now, which could not only prevent Wang Feng and Ye Shimei from developing in that direction, but also cultivate her "feelings" with Wang Feng through close contact with "Little Wang Feng", killing two birds with one stone.
If it's Liu Xiaohua, or another woman, then it's okay to say, but Ye Shimei is different, she is Ye Shixian's own sister, and the two sisters must not like the same man at the same time.
So.
Ye Shimei can be said to be Ye Shixian's death**.
And Wang Feng is shameless, and very smart, he understands this, so he pinched Ye Shixian's death in one sentence**, he knew that under the premise that Ye Shixian liked him, no matter what, he would not be allowed to further develop between him and Ye Shimei!
You can't look at it or touch it!
In this situation like now, if Ye Shimei is not allowed to come over to see and touch, the best way is for her, the "little sister-in-law", to see and touch Ye Shimei instead.
Just when Ye Shixian was hesitating, Wang Feng struck while the iron was hot and urged: "To help or not to help, Shixian, you have to give a happy word, if you procrastinate like this, I really want to urinate in the bank, and then I will trouble you to help me take a bath and wipe my body, it will not be as simple as it is now~~~~"
Wang Feng's words interrupted Ye Shixian's thoughts.
Ye Shixian thought about it, although she felt that it was most suitable and cost-effective for her to help Wang Feng solve the "trouble" in front of her, but it was only strange, she was still young, she had never been in love, and she had no experience in that area, she was relatively unfamiliar with men's bodies, so she asked her to help Wang Feng do this kind of thing, in fact, it was almost the same as letting her accompany Wang Feng to bed to do that kind of thing, it was the first time in her life, and the psychological pressure was particularly great.
Gritting his teeth, Ye Shixian said: "Otherwise~~~~ Brother Jun, you hold back for a while, I will call you a nurse immediately, it is their job to take care of patients, they have experience in this area, they should ~~~~~"
As he spoke, Ye Shixian turned around and wanted to leave.
Wang Feng rolled his eyelids and stopped: "Shixian, do you really want to play tricks?"
"Brother Jun, don't worry, I'll come when I go~~~~" Ye Shixian turned her heart sideways, her footsteps didn't stop, and after speaking, she had already walked to the door of the bathroom.
The nurses in the hospital are all young and beautiful women, and it is only natural for them to help Wang Feng solve his "physiological" needs.
However.
If that's the case, what's the point?
Although Wang Feng is shameless, he has his own bottom line and principles, let a strange woman help him do such an embarrassing thing, not to mention whether those beautiful nurses are willing, even if they are willing, Wang Feng still doesn't agree.
The man's place is actually the same as the jade bowl in front of the woman, how can you casually let others see it? Let others touch it?
Wang Feng is not the kind of casual man!
Let Ye Shixian help, in fact, Wang Feng is mainly out of a amusing mentality, Ye Shixian is not happy, he can still have enough food and clothing by doing it himself.
"Then I'll just pee on the bandage. ”
Seeing Ye Shixian reaching out to open the door, Wang Feng was in a hurry, his mouth opened, and such a sentence suddenly appeared.
"Brother Jun, you~~~~" Ye Shixian paused, turned around and reprimanded: "You dare!"
As Wang Feng said just now, if he wets the bandage and urins on himself, when the time comes, he still has to let Ye Shixian take a bath and help him wipe his body, there are more things to see and more places to touch.
"If you dare to go, I will dare to pee. Wang Feng pursed his lips, posed as a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and said shamelessly: "If you don't believe it, then you can try it to see if you run fast or if I pee fast." ”
Ye Shixian's pretty face turned crimson, and she was speechless for a moment, if the person standing in front of her now was not Wang Feng, I am afraid that according to her temper, she would have been unable to help but rush up and dismantle the other party.
It's not surprising that men are shameless, but like Wang Feng, who regards shamelessness as a personality and is shameless to a certain level, is definitely one in a million, and it is difficult to find it with a lantern.
There's no way, Wang Feng is so shameless, don't accept it?
Ye Shixian took it, she really took it.
"Count you ruthless!" Ye Shixian glanced at Wang Feng fiercely, and in desperation, she had to give up the idea of calling the nurse to come over to help, and returned to Wang Feng's side with a red face: "Brother Jun saved my life, let me help you pee, but only this time, not an example! Also, after you finish peeing, you can't talk nonsense to anyone when you go out, especially my sister!"
Ye Shixian's face is thin-skinned, but she can't afford to lose that person.
Wang Feng smiled and quipped, "You mean, your life is worth a soak of urine for me?"
"You~~~~ Brother Jun, you are so bad!"
Ye Shixian really couldn't help it, so she reached out and pinched Wang Feng's back, and suddenly Wang Feng grinned in pain, she raised her eyebrows and smiled, her face showed a smug look, and her nervousness calmed down a little, and she lowered her head and asked, "Are you ready?"
"Always ready!" Wang Feng straightened up, raised his head, and stood still, as if standing in a military posture.
Originally, Wang Feng just wanted to make a joke with Ye Shixian, but he never thought that the joke was a bit big, and Ye Shixian was forced to reluctantly agree, and he wanted to do it seriously.