Chapter 508: It's Good If You're Happy

Not only Ye Shixian, but even Wang Feng is a little nervous now.

Ye Shixian hesitated and stretched out her hand and reminded: "Don't move when you stand, I'm going to start taking it off." ”

"Take it off, take it off quickly, I really can't hold it anymore~~~~"

Wang Feng has been accustomed to seeing big scenes before, he has experienced the rain of bullets, his mentality is very good, and his concentration is also very strong, it is rare to have this kind of nervousness, and he is not nervous, the more nervous he is, the more he wants to pee.

"You close your eyes, don't peek!" Ye Shixian said shamefully.

"Rest assured. ”

Wang Feng did as he said, obediently twisted his face to the side, but he was a little unhappy in his heart, and secretly slandered himself: "Now you want to pick up the bandages on my body, dig out the bird's nest on my body, and play with the birds in my bird's nest, and you still don't let me see it?

Soon, Wang Feng felt Ye Shixian's little hand trembling slightly and grabbed the bandage around his waist, at first it was just a few tentative flicks, and after finding the right position, he suddenly increased his strength.

The bandage was very tight, Ye Shixian couldn't pick it up with one hand for a long time, she was so worried that she was so anxious that her forehead was sweating, plus this is the men's toilet, in the morning, someone may knock on the door at any time, so she is even more nervous.

The more anxious you are, the more you are in a hurry.

"Shixian, are you good at it?" Feeling the movement of Ye Shixian's hand, Wang Feng laughed and asked, "How do I feel, you are deliberately taking advantage of me by taking the opportunity to help?"

"Poof--"

Hearing this, Ye Shixian almost vomited, and said in her heart, you think I want to, I wasn't forced by you!

"Brother Jun, shut up, don't affect me!"

Ye Shixian scolded, tried a few times but couldn't do it, simply squatted down with a red face, and stretched out two hands at the same time, one up and one down, pulling and pulling violently.

The next moment, "Xiao Wang Feng", who was hiding in the bandage and was about to get sick, raised his little brain melon, poked his head out from the middle of the two layers of bandages, and the direction was impartial, just aimed at the urinal in front of him.

"Yikes!"

Ye Shixian was taken aback, and instinctively screamed, wanting to let go.

Wang Feng stopped: "Don't move!"

Immediately afterwards, a burst of running water sounded, and Ye Shixian was almost smoked to death~~~~

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The posture of the two people is too ambiguous, Wang Feng is standing, Ye Shixian is squatting, "Xiao Wang Feng" and Ye Shixian's eyes happen to be on the same level, so Ye Shixian can see the almost perfect side face of "Xiao Wang Feng" at a glance.

The picture is so beautiful that people can't bear to look at it directly.

But.

What made Wang Feng a little disappointed was that Ye Shixian was very cautious, and never touched "Little Wang Feng" from beginning to end, and even after being scared silly, he quickly turned his face to the side and didn't take a second look.

After finishing the matter, Ye Shixian's hand was loosened, and as soon as he helped Wang Feng rearrange the straps, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the door.

Although the footsteps were not very loud, Wang Feng and Ye Shixian did not speak, and the bathroom was unusually quiet, so the roots of their ears moved slightly, and the two of them heard it.

Damn, someone's coming!

glanced at each other, and the faces of both of them were iron-blue.

Ye Shixian stood up suddenly, and said hurriedly: "It's not good, someone is coming!"

"It seems to be ~~~~" Wang Feng couldn't deny it.

"Then what should we do now~~~~?" Ye Shixian grew so big, where had he ever encountered such a situation? Suddenly anxious like ants on a hot pot, turning around.

Wang Feng didn't want to be bumped into either, so he looked at the cubicle next to him and proposed, "Why don't we go and hide inside for a while?"

Those cubicles are for the upper size, and they are all enclosed private rooms, and if you hide inside, you won't be seen.

As soon as Wang Feng's words fell, the footsteps had stopped at the door of the men's toilet, and then, the door of the toilet was pushed a few times, and then there was a knock on the door.

I'm really afraid of something.

Ye Shixian originally hoped that it would be a woman who would go to the women's toilet next door, but as the knock on the door sounded, the only hope was dashed in an instant.

"No, if we hide in together, who will go over and open the door?" Ye Shixian shook his head and said, "If you don't open the door for him, he runs to call someone, what should I do?"

That's right.

After all, there is only one person now, and if there are more people who come to the toilet later, I'm afraid the scene will be even more difficult to clean up.

Wang Feng smiled bitterly: "If it really doesn't work, you help me over, and then hide, and I will be responsible for opening the door for him." ”

Ye Shixian thought about it, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, as if he had made a great determination, and shook his head again and said: "I think it's better to forget it, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, just let me go out first, Brother Jun will think of his own way!"

The words fell.

Ye Shixian didn't give Wang Feng the time and opportunity to refuse at all, ran to the door of the toilet with his head down, opened the door of the toilet, smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and rushed out.

Depend on!

Looking at Ye Shixian's "heroic" figure, Wang Feng's sweat carried me over, but didn't carry me back, this is too irresponsible, right?

Looking back at the urinal where he had peed just now, Wang Feng rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "I'm not dedicated at all, so I urinated too much~~~~"

When he peed just now, Wang Feng's head couldn't be lowered and he couldn't see, but Ye Shixian could see it, but he didn't dare to look at it, and kept twisting his face to the side, and the result was that more than half of the soaked urine was urinated outside the urinal.

On the wall next to the urinal, there is an eye-catching reminder with two lines of more eye-catching characters printed on the prompt: If you can't pee, it means you're too short! If you can't pee, it means you're too soft!

Such a thunderous prompt, Wang Feng saw it for the first time.

It's just this time, Wang Feng's urine is biased~~~~

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Click!

Ye Shixian had just left with her front foot, and the door of the toilet suddenly rang, and a familiar face poked in, grinning at Wang Feng, and scolded: "Flying Leopard, you kid, you can do it like a big dumpling?"

To Wang Feng's surprise, the person who came turned out to be Black Hawk.

Apparently, Black Hawk misunderstood.

Wang Feng was stunned for a moment, grabbed the broom next to him and smashed it at Black Eagle's stinky face with a hint of contempt in surprise, and scolded back: "Your father came here with a stopwatch, right?"

Black Hawk's reaction was extremely fast, he shrank his head back, easily dodged the broom's attack, and then pushed open the door, walked into the toilet in a dignified manner, pouted: "It seems that my guess is good, the captain is the captain, you really plan to eat it all!"

"Eat all the fart, Shixian and I are very pure friends, pure as a blank piece of paper!"

"You're the captain, you're amazing, it's good if you're happy~~~~"

Black Eagle rolled his eyes, clearly not believing Wang Feng's nonsense.

(End of chapter)