Butterfly put on a cold posture and asked, "Little ghost, where did you come from?" ”

Song Ziyu's face was slightly displeased, and he said in his heart: I dare to call my uncle a little ghost, I really want to tell you loudly what my origin is! Uncle, I am the No. 002 rider of the ghost group takeaway with a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan!

Song Ziyu said happily in her heart: As long as this sentence bursts out, this little woman will not kneel at my feet, uncle, and honestly lick me underneath, hehehehe!

But the reality is...... He now wants to be a licking dog for others wholeheartedly, and he doesn't know if they are gold worshippers, in case not, this pretending to be forced is tantamount to a slap in the face as soon as he says it, not to mention that although he signed a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan on the agreement, he has only been working for a day now, but he has no spare money in his hands, and it is a month earlier to pretend to be forced.

But he doesn't plan to reveal his identity as a delivery man, and it doesn't make much sense to say it now, because delivery workers are seen by ordinary people as selling a lot of hard work and not earning much wages, and they are also subject to people, and if there are unsightly customers who get in the way, they don't want to get a normal wage.

He thinks that a big beauty like a butterfly is one in a hundred, and eighty percent of them can't look down on a little shrimp like him, unless he is now very rich, enough to buy a car, a house and buy luxury goods, men, the most important thing is to be rich, as long as you have money, what kind of beauty you can't afford to play? Can't marry?

He pretended to be a master and snorted, and said: "Since ancient times, heroes don't ask where they come from. ”

Butterfly laughed and said, "Look at you, you are unlucky bear, you dare to call yourself a hero, and the bear is almost the same!" ”

Song Ziyu smiled, raised his value and said: "You-don't underestimate me, I signed a job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan in Xiayu City, the capital of heaven, a few days ago, and it won't be long before I can be promoted and raised, be qualified as general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei like you, and embark on the pinnacle of glory in life!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the butterfly was in awe of this rustic bun wearing a turtle and a rustic body, not because of his high salary, but because the person who can sign a job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan must be a capable person, especially in the known ' In Xiayu City, the people who can sign a job with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan are either masters or doctors from famous universities, and she has a friend who has completed a master's degree in finance in Xiayu (a top university in Xiayu City) and is now working in the golden building of Xiayu Huashang Street, although he is currently only a front desk manager, but he has a monthly income of 35,000, and he heard that he will be promoted to HR deputy manager soon, and his salary will be doubled at that time.

This matter made her envious, and she also heard that more than half of the current population of Xiayu City are outstanding talents from all over the world, they play their huge potential, and jointly support and develop this amazing financial empire, 70% of the wealth of Xiayu City is in their hands, she originally wanted to go to Xiayu City to find a job, but when she saw that her education was not high, her undergraduate graduation ability was not great, and it was better to stay in Taiwan to make money there, so she had to sigh.

Butterfly showed a little appreciative look at Song Ziyu and asked, "Little brother, where are you a top student?" ”

Song Ziyu said happily in his heart: I just called me a little ghost, I only reported my salary and immediately changed my name to call me little brother, it seems that being rich is really good! Maybe you'll call me master in a while, hehe!

But he is indeed not a high-achieving student in the mouth of the butterfly, so he doesn't dare to pretend to be overdone, he thinks like a lightning and said: "It's not a high-achieving student, it's just that when I first arrived in Xiayu City, I was fortunate to have the guidance of a master and signed a pretty good job." ”

Butterfly asked, "Where do you work?" ”

Song Ziyu pretended to be mysterious: "Secret! ”

The butterfly cut and sneered: "Don't forget it, I don't know it yet!" ”

Song Ziyu thought that he had a drama at the moment, so he asked tentatively: "I want to tell you, can you be my girlfriend?" ”

"What?" Butterfly sat up in shock and sneered, "I miss you!" With your qualifications, are you qualified to be my boyfriend? ”

Song Ziyu said with a confused face: "Where is my qualification?" You tell me. ”

Butterfly snorted coldly and said, "If I were you, you wouldn't ask such a stupid question." After speaking, he sat down calmly, and said helplessly in his heart: Fools can't find their own position.

Song Ziyu squatted in pain, he felt as if the soles of his feet were about to crack in the next second, and he grinned in pain, so he slowly got up.

As soon as she was about to get up, the butterfly showed a cold face and scolded: "Squat! Who got you up? ”

Song Ziyu smiled bitterly: "It's really not good to squat, my leg hurts badly, just let me stand for a while." ”

The butterfly commanded in an unquestioning tone, "No! Who made you lift yourself up before me? Punish you for another hour of squatting, squat! ”

Song Ziyu had no choice but to endure the severe pain, continued to squat, and said in pain: The taste of licking a dog is really uncomfortable!

But who made him fall under the temptation of the butterfly's cold beauty and stockings? What a sin.

Suddenly, a gust of wind struck him behind him, accompanied by a long, mournful wolf howl that sent him shudder.

Before he could react, lightning flashed past him at lightning speed, rushing to the butterfly, which had a gray-haired hare in its mouth.

The butterfly smiled happily, gently stroked Lightning's head, and praised, "Lightning, so good, I got the supper so soon." Saying that, she looked at Song Ziyu and said, "Don't pretend to be terracotta warriors, hurry up and help this girl roast rabbits to eat." ”

"No!"

Song Ziyu responded, and then stood up with severe pain, but his legs were really numb, and the feeling of pain and numbness made him lie on the ground again, making the butterflies laugh, and the lightning was also happy.

He tried his best to get up, and as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, a thought of surprise flashed through his mind: I, the moment I got up just now, it seemed as if I had seen the most failed invention in the world, still pink, lace lace, hehe!

The world's most failed invention...... You know! Ha ha!

Thinking like this, he couldn't help but laugh silly.

"Smirk, you're paralyzed! Hurry up and help with the barbecue! The butterfly said angrily.

"Oooh!"

Song Ziyu was so frightened that he hurried to the fire to help people barbecue, he neatly peeled off the rabbit's skin, found a stick to poke it through the rabbit's P eye, and put it on the fire to roast slowly.

As for the butterfly, she was still sitting with her knees in an elegant posture, and Song Ziyu was too frightened to look at her, but she still couldn't help but squint at her, especially the printed silk stockings she wore on her feet.

In addition, he kept recalling the most failed invention in the world that the butterfly shrimp face wore in his mind, which was still special pink and lace, which made him laugh secretly: Licking a dog is more bitter and joyful!