Chapter 30 Licking the dog is bitter and joyful

Butterfly put on a cold posture and asked, "Little ghost, where did you come from?" ”

Song Ziyu's face was slightly displeased, and he said in his heart: I dare to call my uncle a little ghost, I really want to tell you loudly what my origin is! Uncle, I am the No. 002 rider of the ghost group takeaway with a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan!

Song Ziyu said happily in her heart: As long as this sentence bursts out, this little woman will not kneel at my feet, uncle, and honestly lick me underneath, hehehehe!

But the reality is...... He now wants to be a licking dog for others wholeheartedly, and he doesn't know if they are gold worshippers, in case not, this pretending to be forced is tantamount to a slap in the face as soon as he says it, not to mention that although he signed a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan on the agreement, he has only been working for a day now, but he has no spare money in his hands, and it is a month earlier to pretend to be forced.

But he doesn't plan to reveal his identity as a delivery man, and it doesn't make much sense to say it now, because delivery workers are seen by ordinary people as selling a lot of hard work and not earning much wages, and they are also subject to people, and if there are unsightly customers who get in the way, they don't want to get a normal wage.

He thinks that a big beauty like a butterfly is one in a hundred, and eighty percent of them can't look down on a little shrimp like him, unless he is now very rich, enough to buy a car, a house and buy luxury goods, men, the most important thing is to be rich, as long as you have money, what kind of beauty you can't afford to play? Can't marry?

He pretended to be a master and snorted, and said: "Since ancient times, heroes don't ask where they come from. ”

Butterfly laughed and said, "Look at you, you are unlucky bear, you dare to call yourself a hero, and the bear is almost the same!" ”

Song Ziyu smiled, raised his value and said: "You-don't underestimate me, I signed a job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan in Xiayu City, the capital of heaven, a few days ago, and it won't be long before I can be promoted and raised, be qualified as general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei like you, and embark on the pinnacle of glory in life!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the butterfly was in awe of this rustic bun wearing a turtle and a rustic body, not because of his high salary, but because the person who can sign a job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan must be a capable person, especially in the known ' In Xiayu City, the people who can sign a job with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan are either masters or doctors from famous universities, and she has a friend who has completed a master's degree in finance in Xiayu (a top university in Xiayu City) and is now working in the golden building of Xiayu Huashang Street, although he is currently only a front desk manager, but he has a monthly income of 35,000, and he heard that he will be promoted to HR deputy manager soon, and his salary will be doubled at that time.

This matter made her envious, and she also heard that more than half of the current population of Xiayu City are outstanding talents from all over the world, they play their huge potential, and jointly support and develop this amazing financial empire, 70% of the wealth of Xiayu City is in their hands, she originally wanted to go to Xiayu City to find a job, but when she saw that her education was not high, her undergraduate graduation ability was not great, and it was better to stay in Taiwan to make money there, so she had to sigh.

She showed a hint of admiration and asked, "Little brother, where are you a top student?" It is possible to earn more than 10,000 in Xiayu City in a month! ”

Song Ziyu said shyly: "It's not a high-achieving student, it's just that I was lucky and got the guidance of a master, so I got a pretty good job." ”

He was happy in his heart at the moment, just reported his monthly salary, and the 'little ghost' immediately became 'little brother', it seems that it is really good to be rich, maybe his identity will become 'little master' in a while, quack!

Butterfly asked, "What do you do?" ”

Song Ziyu pretended to be mysterious: "Secret! ”

The butterfly cut and said, "Don't say it, I'm not uncommon to know!" ”

Song Ziyu thought that he had a drama at the moment, so he dared to testify: "I want to tell you, can you have a girlfriend?" ”

"What?" The butterfly sat up in surprise and sneered, "You want to be yellow!" With your qualifications, are you qualified to be my boyfriend? ”

Song Ziyu said with a confused face: "Where is my qualification?" You tell me. ”

Butterfly scoffed, "If I were you, I wouldn't ask such a stupid question." After speaking, he sat down calmly, and said helplessly: Fools can't find their own position!

Song Ziyu squatted so that his legs were numb, and as soon as he wanted to stand up, the butterfly showed a cold gaze and said in an unassumable tone: "Squat!" Who got you up?! ”

Song Ziyu smiled bitterly: "My legs are numb, you let me stand for a while." ”

The butterfly said with a heartbeat: "No! Who told you to play tricks in front of me? You will be punished for another hour of squatting. ”

Song Ziyu felt a hot pain in the soles of his feet, as if he was about to crack in the next second, but he still endured the pain and continued to squat, after all, he still wishfully wanted to be someone's licking dog, although people looked down on him, but when he heard that she didn't have a boyfriend yet, then he still had a 1 in 10,000 chance, and he didn't give up until the Yellow River.

But he also experienced first-hand that it was really uncomfortable to be a dog licker! But there is no way, who makes him want to stop the beauty of this butterfly? Suffer alive!

"Whew~"

A terrible wolf howl suddenly came from outside the cave, and then a swishing cold wind hit Song Ziyu's back, making him shudder.

Before he could react, lightning rushed to the butterfly with lightning speed, and it had a gray-haired hare in its mouth.

The butterfly smiled with satisfaction, gently touched its head, and said, "Lightning is so good, I found the supper so quickly." Saying that, she looked at Song Ziyu and said, "Don't be a stake, hurry up and help me roast the rabbit." ”

Song Ziyu endured the severe pain and stood up, but as soon as he was halfway up, he lay on the ground carelessly, making the butterflies laugh heartily, and the lightning was also happy.

Song Ziyu was about to get up when his eyes widened and he saw the butterfly's private part - she put a pair of pink lace safety pants on top of the stockings, which made him feel like a chicken blood at the first sight.

But it's a pity, the evil safety pants!

Seeing that he didn't get up, but looked at herself with straight eyes, she immediately looked down as if reflexively, and then a clever jumper jumped up, and said with a red face: "Shameless rascal! You stand up for the old lady! ”

Song Ziyu hurriedly stood up and looked at the butterfly with an innocent face.

The butterfly said angrily: "What are you doing standing stupidly?" Why don't you hurry up and barbecue and wait for me to invite you to dinner? ”

"Oooh!"

Song Ziyu was so frightened that he hurriedly barbecued for others, he swallowed saliva while barbecuing, it was not that he looked at the delicious rabbit meat, smelled the fragrance and was greedy, but ...... You know!

He couldn't help but laugh secretly: Licking a dog is more bitter and joyful.