"Get on your knees!"

Song Ziyu kicked Dao Chang's calf, and Dao Chang fell to his knees with a puff.

After that, he took a stool and sat next to the Taoist, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Taoist, now let's start the first game: kneeling and jumping." ”

Song Ziyu asked the Taoist chief to kneel and jump from him to the corner of the wall, and then jumped back from the corner, jumping back and forth for a total of three times, and the interval between each jump could not exceed 5 seconds, otherwise he would die.

The Taoist chief was dying and struggling, and said inwardly: "Boy, you can't be humiliated if you kill the poor Dao, you humiliate the poor Dao so much, and you try to kill the poor Dao in vain, you will be punished by God in the future!" ”

Song Ziyu looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and said, "Ahhhh What is damned by God or not? Lao Tzu, I know that if you don't kneel and jump three laps, you won't want to live tonight! ”

The Taoist chief continued to shout: "Boy, now is a society ruled by law, if you dare to disregard human life, sooner or later you will be sentenced to death!" ”

Although Song Ziyu is a wild monkey who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, he is in awe of the law in the end, he will not be as reckless as this human-faced beast-hearted Taoist, he is just a heart-wrenching person like he was just like that, but he will never kill anyone, even if he kills the Daoist family here, no one will know afterwards, I am afraid that he will not dare to get up in the middle of the night from now on, and even have nightmares every night.

So he rolled his eyes, and thought of a brilliant idea to rectify the person, he sneered: "Okay, for the sake of you who are not very melon, then I will not take your life, and keep the dog's life in the future to make good money, and then donate all the money to the gun room." ”

The Taoist chief sneered, and said in his heart: I, Nima, have heard of donating money to schools, hospitals, and mountainous areas, and I have never heard of donating money to the gun room, is this kid a special reincarnation?

If you really want to donate money to the gun room, it is estimated that people will not bird you when they receive money, how to say it: bitch is ruthless!

"Laugh at your paralysis!"

Song Ziyu shouted, and the Taoist quickly restrained his shameless smile, nodded and said: "That Brother Wukong, since you don't plan to kill us, can you reward the poor Dao with a thin face, don't let me jump on my knees, there is a child watching, how ugly I am!" Why don't you let me frog jump, can I frog jump six laps? ”

Song Ziyu said sharply: "No! Obediently kneel and jump for me, if you dare to disobey, I will use the tip of the knife to tattoo the word 'melon skin' on your face for a while, so that you will believe it or not for the rest of your life? ”

The Taoist chief was frightened now, the face is the façade of a person, if the face is disfigured, how can he be a person? He also wants to make a lot of money in the future and be a vulgar pickle girl, this iron rod is still very useful.

Of course, it is impossible for him to donate all his net worth to the gun room, if he really wants to do that, it will definitely be an explosive news, although this news sounds very disgraceful, netizens will definitely complain a lot.

Pulling away, the Taoist chief was so frightened that he knelt and jumped six laps in front of Song Ziyu and the two Taoist children, and the two Taoist children really couldn't bear to look at them, and said angrily in their hearts: I really threw the face of the ancestor into the dung pit.

After the Taoist finished jumping, he felt a burning pain in his knee, and as soon as he was about to stand up, he felt a sharp pain, so he had to kneel for a long time to relieve the pain.

Song Ziyu smiled triumphantly: "The apprentice is really good, I am really polite and thoughtful to learn art today, and I will bow down like this in the future, which is sincere!" ”

The Taoist chief grinned in pain, and cursed in his heart: You are spicy next door to sincerity! Lao Tzu must smash your brain open with a golden stone!

After playing with the Dao Chief, Song Ziyu hit the back of the Dao Chang's head with the back of the knife, and the Dao Chang rolled his eyes and fell unconscious, and then he walked to the two Dao Tong on the board, threw them to the ground, and shouted: "Get on your stomach!" ”

After the two Daotongs lay down like dogs, Song Ziyu pulled the trouser chain open, and the two Daotongs trembled when they saw this: "Hey, you, what are you going to do?" ”

Song Ziyu said with a smile: "Originally, I wanted to play bigger tonight, but I suddenly got tired of playing, I have to go down the mountain to find a hotel to live in, and I have to leave some souvenirs for the two of you before leaving." ”

The two Dao Tong looked confused and said, "What commemoration?" ”

Song Ziyu suddenly took out the iron rod, and the two Dao Tong were so frightened that their faces were red, and they couldn't bear to look at them directly: "You, what do you want to do?" ”

Song Ziyu laughed and said, "Don't be nervous, I'm not gay, I won't force you." It's just a pee! ”

The two Dao Tong looked frightened and said, "Don't, don't, don't! You can insult our character, but you can't insult our body. ”

Song Ziyu said with a smile: "What kind of chaste martyr do you two gourds still regard yourself as?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the urine spot fell down with a click, and the two Daotong were urinated alive, and their whole bodies emitted a disgusting smell of urine.

Of course, the unlucky Taoist also received a 'baptism'.

"Oh~"

Song Ziyu felt as if he had been electrocuted after urinating, he pointed to the two Dao Tong and the Dao Chang, and humiliated: "A fool, a dumb person, a melon skin, let's die!" Hahaha! ”

Accompanied by a long hearty laughter, Song Ziyu slipped away, and his heart was wild, this kind of humiliation is really relieving hatred!

After Song Ziyu slipped away, the first thing the two Dao Tong had to do was to wake up the Dao Chief, but they shouted for a long time, but the Dao Chang didn't wake up, it is estimated that the Dao Chang was too tired to play and was almost played to death.

"What can I do? The Taoist can't wake up! The boss said anxiously.

The second child suddenly became wise and said, "I have a way!" ”

"What's the solution?" The boss's eyes lit up.

The second child hooked off his left shoe with his right shoe, then got up and stepped on the face of the Taoist chief with his left foot in stinky socks, shouting as he stepped on it: "Dao Chang Dao Chang Dao Chang ......"

The boss was so shocked that he was stunned, and said in his heart: This good way to step on the horse is to step on the Taoist chief to death?

Not to mention, this trick really works, the Taoist chief was immediately stepped on and woke up, because of the heavy blow to the face, he subconsciously quickly rolled over, and scolded: "What are you doing, you stupid thing!" ”

Immediately afterwards, the Taoist chief smelled a suffocating stench, and he gagged: "Eh~ What smells so stinky, is someone farting?" ”

The second child explained: "Dao Chief, your nose is too bad, this is the smell of urine. ”

"Why does it smell like urine?" The Taoist chief was surprised.

The two Dao Tong explained the reason, and the Dao Chang said angrily: "This dog is a cub, I have to break him into pieces if I catch him!" ”

But now that Song Ziyu has fled, he may not be too late to take revenge.

However, Song Ziyu was happy to throw the kitchen knife in the kitchen, and the three of them quickly cut the rope with a knife, which shows that this bundle of fairy ropes only has the function of getting tighter and tighter the more people struggle, and it has not been cut by ordinary knives.

The three of them hurriedly changed into a new set of clothes and pants, and the two Daotongs wanted to turn their bikes into motorcycles again to chase Song Ziyu, but the Taoist chief did not agree, Song Ziyu had already run away, and he couldn't catch up, and the two Daotongs were annoyed: "I was bullied by this dog, and let him get away with it, this revenge will not be avenged, and I will not be a man!" ”

The corners of the Dao Chief's mouth showed an imperceptible smirk, and he held the dust whisk in his hand and quietly emitted a green light into the dark blue sky, and then this green light disintegrated into countless stars and dots of brilliance, sprinkled all over every corner of the Jade Mountain......