Text Chapter 26 is called Brother Wukong
Song Ziyu miraculously got out, and he didn't plan to escape afterwards, and now he tied up the last psychological defense line of the two Taoist children, the Taoist chief, which made these two melons stunned!
Now, it's not two melon skins, but two melon skins, plus a Taoist.
Twenty minutes ago.
Song Ziyu put down the two Taoist children, originally wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but after thinking about it, it was a pity to run away like this, these three Taoist priests with human faces and beast hearts hurt their young and fragile hearts, don't retaliate well, leave some commemoration for this Jade Mountain Temple, it is really a big regret in life, since I have such a thrilling experience for the first time in my life, then let it add a little more color, and in the future, I will brag in front of my friends, saying that I Song Ziyu is so awesome in making trouble in Yushan Temple, I want to become a ghost group brother!
So he gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and decided to rush back to the kitchen...... Find something to eat to fill your stomach first.
But as the two Dao Tong said, the kitchen is full of raw materials, and he doesn't know how to cook, even though he is born with mud legs, he doesn't like to eat raw, but he still found two barrels of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, which were placed in a box in the corner.
He quickly took out one of the buckets, boiled the pot of boiling water, and after soaking it, sucked it so deliciously that he drank not even a drop of the soup.
After eating and drinking, he burped in satisfaction, grabbed a kitchen knife and rushed to the governor's bedroom.
He broke in directly, but the Taoist chief was still sleeping with his chest open, and he was like Maitreya.
Song Ziyu put away his courage at this time, tiptoed to the Taoist chief, and was about to go down with a knife, but the Taoist suddenly grabbed his right wrist and whispered with a smile: "Sister in front, don't run, don't run!" Turn around, turn around and you'll kiss me, hehe! ”
Song Ziyu felt a burst of nausea in his stomach, and said in his heart: This is a special bullshit, and he is still chasing his sister in his dream, I'm afraid he is a slut who is a halfway monk.
Song Ziyu shook his goosebumps, and whispered in the Dao Chief's ear: "I didn't run, I'm right next to you." He made a sissy tone.
Dao Changle said happily: "That's right, turn around, turn around and let me kiss your white and tender face, hehe!" ”
Dreaming, the Taoist chief turned sideways to Song Ziyu, and gradually brought his lips closer to him, Song Ziyu hurriedly blocked his lips with the back of the knife, the Taoist suddenly frowned, and said uncertainly: "Little naughty, and still use your fingers to block my kiss, you are really skinny!" ”
Song Ziyu sneered: "Then do you want to taste the taste of my fingers?" ”
"Okay!" The Taoist sells cute roads.
At this time, Song Ziyu suddenly raised the knife horizontally, and the Taoist chief bit down and knocked out his front teeth, suddenly opened his eyes in pain, and said dead and alive on the bed: "Oh my God!" Why are your fingers so hard? My teeth are all clenched. ”
But in the next second, after he woke up from a big dream, he saw Song Ziyu beside his bed with wide eyes! Showing two rows of white and shameless smiles at him, he said, "How about Dao Chief, this 'finger' tastes good, right?" ”
"Ah!!h
The two of them shouted in an extremely tacit understanding, as if they were comparing whose sonic power was greater.
But the difference is that the Taoist chief was extremely frightened and shouted, while Song Ziyu roared when he saw injustice.
The Dao Chief immediately quieted down again, and Song Ziyu smiled and said, "Dao Chief, did you frighten you?" ”
"Huh." The Taoist pretended to be calm, but he was already sweating with fright.
Song Ziyu instantly put the knife on the neck of the Dao Chief, and said with a cruel smile: "You turtle king bastard and old yin stick, do you think you can kill me so easily Wukong reincarnated Song Ziyu?" ”
The Taoist chief trembled and said, "Boy, what do you want to do?" Don't, don't mess around! ”
Song Ziyu shouted: "Go!" ”
He escorted the Taoist out of the house, found a rope to tie him up, and the Taoist saw the two Taoist boys lying unconscious, and said with a panicked expression: "He, they won't be killed by you, right?" ”
Song Ziyu sneered: "If you don't torture you first, how can you bear to kill you bastards?!" ”
After speaking, Song Ziyu hit the back of the head of the Taoist with the back of the knife, the Taoist rolled his eyes and fell unconscious, Song Ziyu threw the Taoist to the ground, and then lifted the two Taoist children to the kitchen board, and tied them up with a fairy rope.
After that, he slapped the Taoist chief on the back of the knife and slapped his face to wake up, and the Taoist was so frightened that he trembled when he woke up, and said, "Boy, don't mess around, the knife doesn't have long eyes." ”
Song Ziyu glared at the bull's eye and said: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will castrate you immediately!" As he spoke, he took a slashing posture.
The Taoist chief was terrified and said, "Don't, don't! I'll just shut up. ”
Song Ziyu took a breath and said, "Okay, as soon as your Guapi Daotong wakes up, I will immediately start torturing you, you think about it now, what other last words do you have, and you may die after a while." ”
The Dao Chief was suddenly frightened, and said with a pale face: "Isn't it? Don't be so ruthless, and torture us to death? ”
Song Ziyu sneered: "Didn't you plan to kill me in this barren mountain before? Then now I'm fine, do you think it's time for feng shui to take turns? ”
The Taoist chief smiled and said, "That, the monk......"
"Call Brother Wukong!" Song Ziyu interrupted.
"Okay, that, Brother Wukong, I was joking with you before, I didn't want the result to be you, so you raised your noble hand and let us all go like a fart."
Song Ziyu cut it and sneered: "When you let it go?" You're farting, you! Since you have fallen into the hands of my jealous and hateful Brother Wukong, who slays demons and destroys demons, don't think that you can escape from me. Unless ......"
Dao Chief's eyes lit up and said, "Unless what?" ”
Song Ziyu sneered: "Unless you can put 100 farts for me in a row, I will let you go as a fart." ”
The Taoist chief smiled bitterly: "How can I do this? Immortals can't do it! ”
Song Ziyu snorted coldly and said, "Then you just wait for death, if you have any dying words, think about it quickly, for the sake of your two Taoist boys, they also made me think of a dying last word." ”
The Taoist chief was about to speak, but Song Ziyu widened his eyes and said, "Think for yourself, don't say it, labor and management are too lazy to listen to your now." ”
As soon as the words fell, Song Ziyu heard the sound of killing pigs in the kitchen, he smiled at the Taoist chief, and said, "You two Taoist boys wake up, go in, let them witness your death with their own eyes, let you say goodbye to each other, and there is a good companion on Huangquan Road." ”
After speaking, Song Ziyu put the Taoist chief in, and the Taoist chief saw the two Taoist children who were tied to the board and became fish and meat, and he really wanted to abolish the Ming root of these two melon skins with one kick, he really couldn't understand it with reason, Song Ziyu was obviously going to die, why could he still escape from the clutches of death?
But now that I think it's all nonsense, let's think about whether I can survive tonight.
Of course, if the Taoist family can survive tonight, then Song Ziyu will face the tragic situation of being cut by a thousand knives.