At the last moment, Song Ziyu turned around suddenly, and flew out the kitchen knife in his right hand in a flash of light, and the two Dao Tong saw that the situation was not good, so they quickly braked urgently and knocked down the flying knife with the kitchen knife in their hands.

Song Ziyu was so tired that he bent down to face the battle with a knife, and the two Dao Tong villains shouted triumphantly: "Stupid hanging, why don't you run away?"

Song Ziyu panted and asked, "Did you two get chicken blood?" Why are you running so fast?"

The two Dao Tong suddenly raised their legs, pointed to the shoes on their feet, and said, "See?" We wore Adidas monk shoes, which are much better than the labor brand sneakers on your feet.

Labor brand sneakers are the cheapest sneakers in Xiayu City, a pair of less than a hundred, but also the worst quality of a kind of sneakers, he wore this pair of feet is he just bought in the city, but after wearing it for less than two months, the sole of the shoe was glued, just in the process of running wildly.

For this extremely-eating situation, he can only say dumbly: Labor and management have endured!

The two Dao Tong laughed a few times and said, "You only have one knife in your hand, we have two, and we will catch each other if we know each other, or you will be killed in a while, and even your mother will recognize you!"

Song Ziyu was still pretending: "Then I am still the first hand, you two are two knives, it is not certain who will kill the deer!"

The two Dao Tong snorted coldly and said, "When you die, you still have a hard mouth, wait for Lao Tzu to cut off your tongue first and make braised duck tongue." ”

Song Ziyu waited for the battle and said, "Okay, you two have the ability to come over and see how I killed you two stupid crying fathers and mothers!"

The two Dao Tong were about to launch a lightning-like attack, but Song Ziyu quickly flew another kitchen knife over, but was blocked again.

The two Dao Tong smiled and said, "Aha! You don't have weapons, surrender now, or you'll be torn apart in a moment. ”

But unexpectedly, Song Ziyu took out two sharp kitchen knives from his waist, and the two Daotong were stunned: Damn! This bastard has a spare weapon!

Song Ziyu sneered: "Come on, let's have two kitchen knives against two kitchen knives now, it's fair!" ”

At this time, the two Dao Tong hesitated, they had seen Song Ziyu's sweeping army before, and knew that they were not Song Ziyu's opponent at all. So the two of them stood there and shouted, "Boy, you have the ability to come here!"

Song Ziyu also stood firmly in place and shouted: "You two have the ability to come over!"

The two Daotong provoked: "If you don't come, you just give birth to a son without P eyes, and you are the eighth king with a shrunken head!"

Song Ziyu was not to be outdone: "If you two don't come, you two are."

Selling P eyes from morning to night, it's the king of turtles!"

The two Dao Tong sneered: "Aren't you very powerful at sweeping thousands of armies? If you have the ability, come here, don't let the tiger become a sick cat at this time. ”

Song Ziyu said: "Master, my current trick is called a thousand walls, so that you can see new tricks." Saying that, Song Ziyu kept swinging his left arm and right arm up and down, quite like the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right.

In fact, both sides were worried that they would not be able to win, so they were afraid to stand in place and shout for three points, and they were both worried that running this 100-meter distance would consume some physical strength and cause their spirits to be dissipated, and the consequences would be unimaginable.

What's more, both sides really don't have much physical strength now.

As a result, the two sides began to scold each other on the spot, trying to defeat the will of the other side with a scolding battle and make the other side raise their hands and surrender.

"You old Kaizi raised ......"

"Eighteen generations of your ancestors are turtle grandchildren......

"You're a toilet face, an old ......"

"I'm a ...... of Rinima"

"Your whole family fell into the dung pit and choked to death......"

"Your whole family died in the Qinglou by the sun......"

“……”

The two sides spat and stars splashed indiscriminately, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and the foul language was like a swarm of stinky flies buzzing in the ears, making people unbearably eager to swallow dung and commit suicide.

As he was scolding, Song Ziyu was suddenly hit the back of the head, and then he rolled his eyes unconscious.

The two Dao Tong were also stunned, and when they opened their eyes, they saw that it was the Dao Leader who sneaked up from behind, and he was holding a wooden stick in his hand, and he used it to stun Song Ziyu from behind.

The two Dao Tong were overjoyed and said, "Dao Chief, you have come to save us." ”

The Taoist chief sneered and told these two melon skins that he had been watching the battle situation, but he didn't expect that no one dared to do anything about these strange things, and they even sprayed each other, he really couldn't stand this terrible battle, so he came up and ended it.

The Taoist chief sarcastically said: "If you look at both of you, it is like three dogs on a chain barking at each other, and those who watch are bored. It's sad, it's sad!"

As he spoke, the Taoist chief pointed at Song Ziyu with a stick again, and said with a sneer: "Bastard, you call the villain die from talking too much!" Let you owe again, pull out your teeth in a while, and turn you into a toothless duck, believe it or not?!"

After speaking, the Taoist chief asked the two Taoist children to put Song Ziyu back into the view, ready to slaughter him unconsciously.

……

Song Ziyu opened his eyes in a daze, saw the ceiling and the hanging incandescent lamp, and he muttered unconsciously, "Where am I?"

Immediately after, he heard the sound of sharpening the knife, turned around and looked, and was suddenly frightened: the two Dao boys were sharpening the knife, and they were definitely going to cut him!

As soon as he was about to turn over, he felt that something was wrong with his body, and when he looked down, I damn it! I have been tied to the board, my whole body has been stripped naked, and only a pair of pants to cover my shame remains.

The two Dao Tong also noticed his movements, turned their heads to look, and said with a sneer: "Boy, you are awake." ”

Song Ziyu was frightened: "What do you want?"

The two Daotong smiled and said, "Chop you into meat filling and make dumplings." ”

Song Ziyu was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, and he said inwardly: "You dare to kill people, this is to commit an unforgivable crime!"

The two Dao Tong continued to laugh loudly: "In this barren mountain and wilderness, even if we kill you, no one will know, you still die obediently." ”

Song Ziyu continued to be reckless and said: "As a Taoist priest, you actually eat human meat dumplings, which is simply an act of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors!" Sooner or later, your P eyes will be smashed!"

The two Dao Tong laughed and said: "The Taoist chief said, you called the villain to die from talking too much, you kept spraying feces in your mouth, and finally choked yourself to death." ”

The two Dao Tong sharpened their knives as they spoke, and Song Ziyu was about to turn over and make a desperate fight, but he found that the rope tied to his body was getting tighter and tighter.

The two Dao Tong sneered: "Don't struggle stupidly, this is the immortal rope specially prepared for you by the Taoist chief, the more you struggle, the tighter the rope will be tied." ”

Song Ziyu is completely out of line now, he is like a fish that will die on the board in the next second, and there is nothing else to do except wait for death.

However, one of the Dao Tong did not intend to kill him so easily, and he asked, "Do you have any last words or wishes?" Tell us that maybe we can satisfy you at the last moment of your life. ”

Song Ziyu's eyes suddenly became glazed, and he seemed to be deep in thought.

After a while, he smirked three times, and the two Taoist children asked, "Laugh at Nima!" If you have any wishes, hurry up and say. ”

Song Ziyu smirked: "I want a beautiful girl to kill me first."

Two Daotong: "......"