Chapter 25 Cinders become beautiful
Song Ziyu said beautifully: "As long as I can kiss Fang Ze before I die, I will die without regrets." ”
One of the Taoist boys asked him with a look of: "Boy, before you die, you don't want to think about what your relatives will do in the future, but what do you do to daydream of being killed by a beautiful woman first, are you a human dying and your brain is pumping?" ”
Song Ziyu stared at the bull's eye and shouted, "What! I'm thinking about beauty, what can you do with me? What the hell......"
The two Dao Tong still looked at him with a look of, and said, "Don't do it!" You're all alone! When you go to the underworld, you're also a ghost, okay! ”
Song Ziyu nodded with a spring breeze on his face: "Medium!" Then you fulfill my last wish, find me a beautiful girl, let her kill me first, and I will die as I deserve. ”
The two Taoist boys showed disdain to him again, and said, "Please, brother, we are a Taoist temple, not a gun room, where can I get you a beautiful girl?" ”
Song Ziyu said mischievously: "Then I don't care, anyway, this is my last wish in this life, you must satisfy me, otherwise I will die." ”
The two Dao Tong snorted and said, "You stupid and cute, do you want to do anything to our birds?" We both saw that you were about to go to hell and see your ancestors, so we wanted to fulfill your last wish, so you had better recognize the situation, the satisfaction is in our hands, is it possible that you still think that we can't fulfill your last wish, can we bear to kill you? ”
Song Ziyu said: "Then bring me a bowl of wonton noodles, don't let me be a starving ghost, okay?" ”
The two Dao Tong looked at each other and smiled, and said, "This kid is neurotic, what wonton noodles do you want to eat when he dies, no!" ”
Song Ziyu sighed helplessly and said, "You can't even eat a bowl of wonton noodles, so can you order me a pizza to eat?" ”
The elder Dao Tong snorted coldly and said, "Boy, you can't eat wonton noodles and still want to eat pizza, are you Sapi (Shabi)?" ”
"What's the noise?"
The two Dao Tong were having fun with Song Ziyu, and the Dao Chief suddenly walked in.
The elder Dao Tong replied: "Dao Chief, this guy is still daydreaming about all kinds of strange things, one moment he wants a beautiful woman to kill him first and then kill, and the other time he wants to eat chaos noodles and pizza, do you think he is so scared that his brain is twitching?" ”
The Taoist chief stroked his beard, smiled, and asked Song Ziyu: "The donor wants to kiss Fang Ze before he dies?" ”
Song Ziyu bowed slightly: "Anyway, I have become a fish on the board, can you meet my little request?" ”
The Taoist leader smiled and nodded: "Yes!" ”
Song Ziyu's eyes lit up, and he felt like he was back to the light, and he said excitedly: "Dao Chief, then you can contact a sister now, and ask her to kill me first and then kill me, and the charges are all mine." ”
The Dao Chief shook his head and said with a sly smile: "Don't be so troublesome, I can conjure up a girl for you." ”
As he spoke, the Taoist chief asked him if he remembered that there was such a paragraph in "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er": Monk Greenqin took Zao Wou-Ki to face the saint, and Zao Wou-Ki used gold ingots to conjure up a beauty from the Western Regions, which fascinated Xianfeng on the spot, and Zao Wou-Ki won the emperor's favor.
Song Ziyu nodded: "Remember, remember!" I'm familiar with this paragraph, it seems to be a stocking beauty, sexy and dead! As he spoke, Song Ziyu's saliva kept flowing down, and he saw that the two boys' stomachs were filled with nausea.
The Taoist chief stroked his beard, smiled and said: "Very good, didn't the donor also pretend to be Xianfeng for Poor Dao before, then Poor Dao will use Zao Wouji's technique to conjure a beautiful woman to conjure up a girl for you, so that you can enjoy it well, and you can finish the play of Xianfeng, which can be regarded as no regrets." ”
Song Ziyu was very curious, and asked the Dao Chang to quickly cast a spell to become a beauty, but the two Dao Tong said with a sad face: "Dao Chang, we don't have gold ingots here, what can we do to become a beauty?" ”
The Taoist smiled without saying a word, walked to the stove, picked up a piece of coal, and said, "Everyone, look at it! ”
The Taoist chief used all his strength, holding the coal tightly in his hand, and the next second was the moment to witness the miracle: the coal was crushed into cinders and fell to the ground little by little, gradually becoming a human figure, the Taoist pinched a finger and shouted: "Change!" ”
In an instant, an earth-shattering, ghost-weeping beauty appeared!
But...... It's not Bai Fumei, but ...... Black Pretty Guy!
A pinch of cinders forms a devilish figure, a black African beauty! She wears a crown on her head, a crop top, wrapped in two elastic and tall big mimi, two feather dusters stuck in her back, and her slender black legs are wearing knee-high black silk, and there are no shoes on her feet, which makes people can't help but spray nosebleeds at first glance.
But after spraying the nosebleed, all that remains is nausea.
The Taoist smirked and said, "How about the little brother, are you still satisfied with this beauty?" ”
Song Ziyu wanted to cry without tears, and scolded in her heart: I am satisfied with your mother's shit! What a beauty, this is an out-and-out African chicken!
He smiled bitterly and said, "Dao Chief, can you become a more good-looking, fair-skinned one?" ”
The Taoist elder raised his eyebrows and said, "You kid, don't get cheap and sell well!" I've done enough to fulfill your last wishes. As he spoke, the Taoist smirked and said, "You should appreciate this beautiful woman well, she will satisfy you according to what you want, and she will definitely make you satisfied!" ”
After that, the Taoist chief brushed his sleeves away and told Song Ziyu that this African beauty would disappear in two hours, and he could live happily for two hours, so hurry up and enjoy it.
Where is this happiness, this is clearly suffering!
Song Ziyu wondered: "Why don't you two go out, is it possible to see this African chicken 'shine'?" ”
The two Daotong sneered: "The two of us are responsible for taking care of you, what if you run away?" We brothers will follow and watch the fun, you can rest assured, in two hours, we will do what you wish, let this African chicken personally produce you. ”
After that, the two Taoist children clapped their hands, and the African beauties immediately showed a bewitching dance, and the two Taoist children nibbled on a cucumber and watched with relish.
The African beauty danced and fluttered to Song Ziyu, showing two rows of white teeth to him and smiling, Song Ziyu was immediately frightened and shouted: "Mom! Hell! ”
This smile was so scary, it felt like an incomparably terrifying grin, and Song Ziyu was almost scared to death.
After the African beauty swayed in front of him a few times, she raised her right leg and slowly moved her toes closer to Song Ziyu's vital parts, slowly, slowly.
Song Ziyu felt a wave of nausea and vomiting in his heart, this African chicken's legs were as black as a black chicken leg, and he was wearing black silk, so it didn't seem that his legs were black enough? ! If you wear white silk or shredded meat, Song Ziyu may be a little more acceptable.
But fortunately, she didn't wear red silk, red and black looked too bloody, and those who didn't know thought she was the blood queen.
After the African beauty touched the tip of Song Ziyu's pants, she let it rub back and forth on it, and the two Taoist children had bright eyes, clapped their hands and coaxed: "It's good!" Pretty good! It's pretty ......."
But for a long time, Song Ziyu's thing just couldn't stand up, and the two Taoist children were so anxious that they broke out in a white sweat, which really means that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry.
Song Ziyu cursed in his heart: I'm a Nirmala force! You let an African chicken arouse my desire, but any man who has seen a woman with a bit of a posture will not easily cause a special physiological reaction to the one in front of him!
Seeing that he could not stand up for a long time, the African beauty smiled at him with a terrible smile, and she leaned down slightly, and slowly moved her toes to the cuff of her trousers, trying to stir it up, so that the thing would be exposed as if she were holding a lute and half covering her face.
"Don't, don't!"
Song Ziyu was frightened now, although he had no scruples when he was about to die, but he also wanted to die with dignity, if that thing was revealed, he would not be able to leave a stench for 10,000 years, oh no, laugh for 10,000 years!
He finally had a physiological reaction and slowly stood up.
"Hey! Stand up! Stand up! Hahaha! ”
The two Taoist children clapped their hands and applauded, and Song Ziyu spat on the ground with a red face, and scolded in his heart: Happy your sister! Sooner or later, there will be times when the two of you can't be happy!
After the music was over, the elder Taoist boy snapped his fingers, and the African chicken immediately lay on Song Ziyu, Song Ziyu trembled with fright, and said in a trembling voice: "You, what are you going to do, what are you doing?" ”
The two Dao Tong laughed and said, "What are you doing? you, of course! Don't you really want a beautiful woman to kill you first? Killing is the inevitable result, so let's start with you now, you have to cooperate with her to enjoy it! Hahaha! ”
The African beauty began to rub Song Ziyu's body like a kitten, and kept making a bone-eating scream, which made Song Ziyu's scalp numb for a while, and the hairs on her body stood upside down, especially her firm and elastic big Mimi kept rubbing against Song Ziyu's cheeks, which made him bump into the deer and want to cry without tears.
He was tied to a fairy rope and couldn't move, and he had to endure the 'love' of this African chicken for him, and his thing was so uncompromising, and his ears endured the most terrifying cry in the world, which made him taste that life was worse than death!
What is called life is better than death, this is called life is better than death!
And...... He had endured less than half an hour, and another hour and a half of such hellish torture! He wished he was stabbed to death right now.
He showed a loveless look, as if he had been fucked completely, and his heart was like death: God, you might as well ask that deleter-de-booginiar Ruhua to fuck me to death!
However, he couldn't have the illusion that it was like a flower above, he could only twist his head to the side, and continued to endure the inhuman torture, his eyes were squinted and closed, and his mouth was humming, as if he was about to cry.
He thought in despair: What the hell is this ghost group takeaway?! It's not good for people to deliver takeaways, but I want people to endure such torture, if this continues, within two months, I will be carried into the intensive care unit of the second hospital.
Thinking of the ghost group takeaway, he suddenly remembered the mission he came this time, and there was no progress at all, if he died so inexplicably, the lives of the Taiwanese couple would be buried.
At this moment, a strong desire to survive suddenly burned in his heart, this strong desire made his eyes burn, and he hated to press the African chicken that destroyed and oppressed him underneath, and forced X a hundred times.
However, he couldn't! He said in despair in his heart: The concubine can't do it, the concubine can't do it!