699 Yin soldiers transit
Where is it? Qin Xianglin also asked with interest.
"Actually, it's not a mysterious place!" The lazy dragon replied a little embarrassed, "It's inside the crotch!" β
"What?" Hu Bing stood up and spit out the roast duck meat he had eaten.
"Don't...... Don't waste it, if you waste it, you won't have it!! The lazy dragon hurriedly said, "Actually, I have three bags in the middle!" β
"That's going to be fine, let's just eat!" Qin Xianglin said.
"That's it!" Lazy Long agreed with Qin Xianglin's point of view, "The reason why there is a little bit of smell is because I have hemorrhoids ......"
Qin Xianglin heard the words - vomiting.
When Hu Bing heard this, he vomited violently.
The innocent nephew looked uncomfortable.
Only the big tree ate very deliciously, and asked inexplicably: "Big brother...... What are hemorrhoids? β
"It's okay, it's okay! Aren't there three bags in between? Qin Xianglin held back his vomiting and explained.
"Oh, why don't you eat it, big brother?" Big tree asked innocently.
"I, I, I...... Don't like to eat roast duck! Qin Xianglin replied.
"Brother, you said earlier, I have braised pig's trotters here!" The lazy dragon handed over a pocket.
Qin Xianglin was about to reach out to pick it up, but suddenly remembered something, quickly withdrew his hand, and asked, "Where did you put it?" β
"In the bag, I've been carrying it out!" The lazy dragon replied.
Qin Xianglin took it and ate it.
The Tianshan Road is difficult to walk, the terrain is steep, a path is on the edge of a cliff, and the abyss makes people look dizzy, almost falling off a donkey. Hu Bing almost didn't dare to look at it.
Standing on the edge of the cliff of the Tianshan Mountain, the lazy dragon pointed to the top of the mountain and said to Qin Xianglin: "That is Tianchi!" β
Qin Xianglin looked in the direction pointed by the lazy dragon, and saw that there were trees there, looking like the trees were growing very densely, and sighed: "It looks like a very good place!" β
Lazy Dragon nodded, "It's indeed a good place, I've been to see it, but some people can't get there, and they have to bury their bones on this mountain!" β
"Why?" Hu Bing asked.
"I've heard that there are dragons on this mountain, and there are all kinds of evil things!" Lazy Dragon said.
When Qin Xianglin heard this, his face couldn't help but become solemn, and when the lazy dragon saw this, he hurriedly smiled and said, "However, don't worry, I have been up three times, and I have not had an accident with once!" What dragons? What evil thing? It's all bullshit! β
Qin Xianglin nodded, and said secretly: "Fusang Tianxiang must be here for a reason!" β
The lazy dragon walked at the front, and came to a stone staircase, and the little donkey suddenly stopped walking.
It's not that the stone steps are too high, less than an inch away, you can pass by lifting your legs.
However, the little donkey suddenly became stubborn and said nothing more.
"Something strange!" The lazy dragon jumped down and whipped the little donkey vigorously, "Wasn't it you the first few times?" What's wrong this time? Are you afraid of a hammer? β
The lazy dragon yelled at the little donkey. However, where can the donkey speak, just stubborn, just can't pass.
Qin Xianglin asked, "How much distance is ahead?" β
"It's not much, it's estimated that it's just a matter of dozens of minutes!" The lazy dragon replied.
"Let's go up!" Qin Xianglin said.
Everyone listened to Qin Xianglin's suggestion, got off the donkey, and walked up.
Strangely, however, when the donkey was dismounted, the donkey, which had been tied, immediately rushed down the hill in a frenzy.
"Hey, livestock, stop for Lao Tzu!" The lazy dragon scolded loudly.
The donkey was not very obedient and ran down anyway.
"Boom......" Suddenly I heard a voice on the mountain, as if something was coming down.
"What sound?" Hu Bing asked.
The voice seemed to be in his ears, and Qin Xianglin frowned.
"Could it be ......" the innocent nephew suddenly shouted.
"What is it? Innocent master! Hu Bing asked.
The innocent nephew looked at Qin Xianglin, his eyes widened, and he said with a face full of consternation: "Uncle Qin, it is possible that the Yin soldiers are transiting!" β
"Yin soldiers transiting? What do you mean? "This is the first time Qin Xianglin has heard such a statement.
"Boom......" was louder, as if it was right behind him.
"It's too late to explain, hide!" The naΓ―ve master and nephew roared.
Under the leadership of the innocent master and nephew, everyone hid on the sand on the side.
"Everyone needs to cover their mouths with something, and they must not make a sound!" The teacher's nephew shouted.
Qin Xianglin also had a piece of braised pig's feet in his hand, and he fed it into his mouth and held it firmly.
The big tree stuffed the clothes into his mouth, everyone was settled, but the lazy dragon didn't, and the sound was getting closer and closer, and the lazy dragon could only grab a handful of things and stuff them into his mouth.
The voice was getting closer and closer, and the innocent master and nephew motioned to everyone to close their eyes and not to look. So they closed their eyes again.
The sound of "......" is getting closer and closer.
It seemed that something had crawled by, and Qin Xianglin felt a foul smell, like the smell of animals, and he couldn't help but want to open his eyes and take a look.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a squirrel with a big tail in front of him.
"Poof!" Qin Xianglin spit out the bones of the braised pig's trotters, and everyone opened their eyes one after another.
Wherever there is a Yin soldier crossing the border, it is just a squirrel with a big tail passing by.
Everyone was stunned. The innocent nephew raised his hand embarrassedly and said, "It's my fault, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" β
"Poof!" The lazy dragon couldn't help but vomit, spitting something.
It turned out that in a panic, he grabbed a handful of shriveled horse manure and fed it into his mouth.
Qin Xianglin endured his nausea and handed water to the lazy dragon: "Brother Long, wash it!" β
After the lazy dragon rinsed his mouth, he said to everyone with a loveless expression: "Tianshan is also evil, and it is not evil, everyone still listen to me!" β
As soon as the lazy dragon spoke, everyone had to cover their noses, because there was still a faint smell of horse manure in the air.
Jokes are jokes, but Qin Xianglin still feels that Tianshan is indeed different. For example, how dare a squirrel swagger in front of everyone?
Aren't squirrels afraid of people? Incredible!
The crowd continued to walk forward, and they smelled a strong fragrance in the distance.
This kind of fragrance is very familiar to Qin Xianglin, which is unique to Fusang Tianxiang.
She herself has it, and it also has the white porcelain statues that are enshrined.
If you can smell the fragrance, it means that it is not far away.
There should be cherry blossoms floating in the sky.
While he was talking, Qin Xianglin saw a scattered cherry blossom tree in front of him.
"Brother Long, you came here before, are there any cherry blossoms here?" Qin Xianglin asked the lazy dragon.
"Nope!" The lazy dragon shook his head, "Absolutely not!" β
Qin Xianglin nodded, and said to the big trees beside him, Hu Bing, and the naΓ―ve nephew: "Everyone be careful, danger has appeared!" β
Everyone was immediately alert, but what they could see was a very wonderful scenery.
The cherry blossoms in bloom are red and gorgeous, not to mention how beautiful.
"Go ahead, everyone, and it's best not to touch those trees!" Qin Xianglin said.
Qin Xianglin led everyone away, and after walking through the first cherry blossom, he met a cherry blossom.
"Transplanted now?" Lazy Dragon asked.
Qin Xianglin didn't speak, there was always a faint fragrance in the air.
Qin Xianglin is a person who has seen the five-clawed golden dragon and believes that there is an illusion in this world.
Illusions are not magical things, and some materials can destroy nerves and make people hallucinate.
Everyone walked into the depths of the cherry blossoms, and the cherry blossoms were beautiful all around.
Qin Xianglin stood in front of the largest cherry blossom and asked the people around him, "Which one has urine?" β
When the innocent nephew heard this, he came over with his pants and asked loudly, "Uncle Shi, do you need a child's pee?" β
"It's okay if you don't have a child's pee!" Qin Xianglin said.
"Good! Master of innocence, I accompany you! The lazy dragon said.
So, the two of them lifted their pants and peed towards the largest cherry blossom tree.
Qin Xianglin frowned, and suddenly asked, "Why don't you pee without the sound of water falling to the ground?" β
"That's right!" The lazy dragon reacted, looked ahead, and suddenly became dizzy, followed by a miserable scream, and the lazy dragon fell.
"Ahh In the chaos, the lazy dragon grabbed the innocent nephew, the innocent nephew grabbed Hu Bing, Hu Bing screamed and grabbed the big tree, the big tree immediately grabbed Hu Bing, Qin Xianglin grabbed the big tree, and a group of people became human ladders on the edge of the cliff.
"Ah......h
"Ah......h
"Help......" Hu Bing screamed. Dashu grabbed one of Hu Bing's legs, feeling like he was about to be torn apart.
Qin Xianglin didn't dare to scream, if he opened his mouth, if he was relieved, either everyone would die together, or Qin Xianglin would live alone......