Chapter 5: The height of the tall man
Xiao Qiang recited Amitabha Buddha twelve more times before he woke up from the nightmare of the lonely moon.
Gu Yue held the strip of cloth aloft and followed behind with a dazzled smile.
"This street is the famous fortune-telling street! It is also the place where there are the most scammers! Let's go! Gu Yue stuffed the long stick into Xiao Qiang's hand.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Xiao Qiang was pushed to the steps of the first house by Gu Yue, and he stood there yawning.
A guy identified the two people, stuffed the money into Gu Yue's hand, and hurriedly turned around and walked back without saying a word.
Guyue was dumbfounded! However, she still pushed Xiaoqiang to the next door, and before she could stand still, she had another roll of money in her hand. She jumped up with joy.
Keep pushing, roll after roll, roll after roll......
In the end, Xiaoqiang decisively stood up and fell asleep, at the mercy of Lone Yue.
In the end, Gu Yue bought a bag, hung it directly around her neck, and pushed Xiaoqiang with both hands while stuffing money into the bag.
It's finally over!
Guyue was sweating all over, sitting on the steps panting.
Xiaoqiang fell to the ground crookedly, with a harazi on the corner of his mouth!
"Boom!"
Xiaoqiang jumped up directly!
"Fortune telling, no money!" An old man with a childish face held a larger sign in front of Xiao Qiang.
"Boom!"
"Fortune telling, no money!"
"Old man, steal business! Hahaha! Xiao Qiang smiled frustratedly.
Suddenly, almost all the owners of the fortune telling street moved a stool and sat at the door of their shop, looking at two men and one woman!
"Is this old man looking for death?"
"Hey, hey, the wealth is moving!"
"Why don't you try it?"
", I want to live a few more days! I've heard that those who have beaten this kid are all moldy! It's either lame or a broken arm, and they're all in the hospital anyway! ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Your news was already the day before yesterday. All the shops that beat this kid have given money, and now the business is also very bad! ”
"This old man looks good! It's a pity! Mess with this young man! I really think I have a long life! ”
……
"Old man, do you hear me? That's all the legend of my brother! Are you sure you want to tell me a fortune?! ”
"Fortune telling, no money!"
"What is she?"
The old man had ten more dollars in front of him.
The old man stroked his beard: "This is the Heavenly Evil Lone Star!" ”
"Sister, that's right! What am I am? ”
The old man had another ten dollars in front of him.
"Ernai is the god of eternal mold!"
"Ahem, ahem! The old man is amazing! So how do you talk about how to resolve the Heavenly Evil Lone Star? ”
Gu Yue also sat on the other side of the old man, staring at the old man.
"Fortune telling, no money!"
"Sister, this is a money fan! It's even more greedy than me! Xiao Qiang said with a smile.
Ten more pieces in front of the old man.
"You wait for the two of you to blend yin and yang!"
"Sister! This old thing must have been in the corner last night! ”
There were ten more pieces in front of the old man.
"What was the identity of this guy in his last life?"
"Bastard!"
"Hahaha! Hee-hee-hee! Hahaha! ...... "Lone Moon is so happy!"
"This guy cheated you out of money, and you're still laughing! What a speechless! ”
"Qi! I'd love to! I love the answer! What the old lady has is money! ”
The old man had another ten dollars in front of him.
"Old man, is there any peerless magic skill that allows me to cultivate into a peerless powerhouse?"
"Yes!"
"How much?"
"Eight hundred!" The old man made a gesture!
"Little brother, this old man is a liar! How can we get caught up in it? ”
The old man had an extra 800 yuan in front of him, and Xiao Qiang had an extra softcover book in his hand.
Xiao Qiang excitedly opened the first page, which read: What is a black hole? A black hole is a celestial object with such a curvature of space-time that even light cannot escape from its event horizon. What is a White Hole? A white hole is a jet source in the universe that can provide matter and energy to the outer region, but cannot absorb any matter and radiation from the outer region, so the white hole is a special cosmic object that only emits and does not absorb, which is the opposite of a black hole......
"Little brother, you have been deceived!" Gu Yue shouted as she lay behind Xiao Qiang.
"Sister, I think it's good! This content is really novel! Xiao Qiang still watched intently.
"What I'm talking about is that all this knowledge is in college textbooks, and it's all the most basic content! You can find it on the Internet. Gu Yue said depressedly.
"What? You say these things can be obtained for free? "Xiaoqiang's eyes are rounder than bells!
"Of course! You can buy a large genuine book for a dozen dollars! It's more comprehensive and specific! Hee-hee-hee! Lone Moon gloated.
"Old man, you dare to lie to me! Hey! What about the old man? After Xiaoqiang turned around eighteen times, he asked Gu Yue.
"That's not right! Still there?! How can you not see it in a blink of an eye! "Lonely Moon also turned eighteen circles.
"Let's go! There's money anyway. ”
"Where's my bag?!" Gu Yue shouted!
"What bag?"
"The money we collected today! The whole street! That's a whole bag of money! Old liar, you give the old lady and I'll get out! "Gu Yue almost took a rope and hanged herself! The old man is still nowhere to be seen!
It was getting dark.
Xiaoqiang felt sorry for his eight hundred yuan while walking! Of course, I clutched that book in my hand!
Lone Moon was depressed and couldn't stop talking about her bag of money!
When I got home, I pushed the door open, and it was a mess.
"My money!"
Two figures rush to different positions!
In the end, the two people stupidly leaned on the same position! No crying and no tears!
"How much money do you have?" The two men asked in unison. Hurriedly began to rummage through the cabinets.
Two more piles of money in bed!
One pile is two hundred and five, and the other pile is also two hundred and five.
It's two two hundred and five!
"Hunting birds all day long, today I was pecked by birds!" Xiaoqiang gritted his teeth! This is a naked slap in the face!
"Oh my money! I'm going to call the police! Guyue stood up and walked out.
"Sister! How do you tell the police? You lost your money. How much do you lose? More than ten thousand. How did it come about? Grabbed. ”
"But I'm so distressed! That's my hard-earned money! "Lonely Moon is so sad!
"Sister, you just go to see, I'm going to be beaten! That should be my hard-earned money! ”
"What then? Let's just forget it? "Gu Yue is very depressed, depressed and wants to laugh.
"Forget it! If the money is lost, we can just earn it. What a lesson to be learned! I didn't expect that such a good-looking old man turned out to be a member of a criminal gang! We'll be careful next time! ”
"That's right! Tomorrow we will go to the Fortune Telling Street. Again! That wonderful scene flashed in Gu Yue's heart again, showing an intoxicated smile, and thinking of the end, she became depressed again.
"You'd better kill me! People's bad luck is also relative! We're going to be really insatiable! Maybe I'll be damned! ”
"So what do we do?" Gu Yue was also looking up and thinking deeply.
"There are more hurtful people, there are more liars, and there are more bad people there!"
"The train station! Yecheng Railway Station sells fake tickets for scams and steals! It's just a lot of evil! There are people who specialize in bullying the weak and have no humanity! Gu Yue said with excitement and hatred.
"Not bad! Tomorrow we'll go to the train station! ”
"So how do we make money? Aren't they regular stalls? ”
"It's okay! Think about it! As the saying goes: there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain! Xiaoqiang turned his head and fell asleep.
"Good! I'll do the brainstorming! Gu Yue said while lying on the bed patting her chest.
It's sleepless nights!