Early the next morning, a burst of food wafted in!

Xiaoqiang climbed forward along the fragrance, and after climbing three laps, he took a leap and devoured the piece of beef!

"Ahh A female voice came!

Beef matters! Laugh and swallow again!

"Get out!" It's still a female voice!

Xiaoqiang opened his misty eyes, and a beautiful woman appeared in front of him!

Is it still in a dream?

"Don't stand up yet!"

Lonely Moon! Lonely Star! Cohabit!

Xiaoqiang a carp struck, and then made another move Ling Bo micro-step, and quickly moved to three zhang away.

But I saw that the clothes on Guyue's chest were in a mess! Holding a fritter in his right hand and a large plastic bag in his left hand, the bag is bulging, and the preliminary judgment is that it should be food!

Thousands of scenes flashed.

"I'll go! Am I not dreaming? Where's my beef! "Hurriedly looked around.

"The cow is big!" Gu Yue slammed the shocking fritter bullet towards Xiao Qiang, who was focused on finding beef.

"It's not good to waste! Hahaha! Big beauty in the lonely moon! Good morning! I find you're so much prettier than yesterday! Wow! What a beautiful woman! Lone Moon Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? Xiao Qiang grabbed the smashed fritter and stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.

"Stop messing around! Breakfast was cold right away! "The mouse touched the cat, and the turtle saw the mung bean.

"It's coming! Sister, how old are you? What do you do? Xiao Qiang was never polite, took out the breakfast directly from the bag, and ate it with relish.

"I thought you'd be polite!"

"According to my eternal experience: politeness is a matter between strangers, how close we are! Although it's not a childhood sweetheart, it's not the same bed, but we live in the same room, which is more real than real gold! ”

"Stinky and shameless!"

"What is a face? It's just a fig leaf! ”

"Don't you have a sense of shame?!"

"I have never had a heart, so why should I be ashamed?"

"You're amazing! Have you been dumped by girls many times? ”

"Qi! You know what?! According to my experience of eternity, I have been dumped too much, and I will always get one; The more you throw, the better you get! ”

"Poof! Say you're fat, you're still panting! A mouthful of soy milk sprayed directly on Xiao Qiang's face.

"What a waste!" Xiao Qiang's tongue licked flexibly!

"It's disgusting! Give, rub! "Looking at Xiaoqiang's tongue licking the soy milk she spit out, Guyue is so uncomfortable!

The food in the bag disappears quickly! By the time Gu Yue stretched out her hand again, it was already empty!

"You're a pig! Eat so much! Why don't you fly?! ”

"Someone said: Even pigs have a day when they fly."

"Then you show me Feifei?"

"I'm waiting for the wind!"

"Hahaha! You're a big scoundrel! Children don't learn well! I'm eighteen years old, and I'm a freshman at the City Mining University this year. I came back this time to worship my adoptive father and mother, hey! Gu Yue's eyes were filled with tears.

"It's all gone! In the future, you will follow my brother and eat fragrant and drink spicy food! Xiaoqiang patted his chest and said.

"Little brat! The hair hasn't grown yet! How do you feed me? ”

"Sister, why don't we practice?"

"Be serious! Say where to go today? Anyway, my sister has nowhere to go during this time! I'm messing with you! You have to teach me how to suppress the evil energy in my body? ”

"I'll go! No wonder you go out early in the morning to buy breakfast! ”

"Do you have a conscience?! It's all earned by my work-study program! ”

"Gotta get it! Today I will show you my glorious profession! Xiao Qiang finished the last section of fritters, drank the last mouthful of soy milk, stood up, turned around and walked into the house, and after a while took out a piece of cloth and a stick.

"Are you going to play the beggar? Where's your bowl? Gu Yue's eyebrows rolled wildly, puzzled.

"Bowl, you're big! Give, write a few words on it. Xiaoqiang handed Gu Yue a thick watercolor pen.

"Write what?" Gu Yue couldn't help laughing.

"Write here: the first god in the world, judge the blessings and misfortunes!" Xiao Qiang stroked his long beard that didn't exist.

"Do you know how to tell fortunes?"

"No, we're going to kick the gym!"

"Kick the gym?" Gu Yue still wrote those twelve words neatly on it.

Xiao Qiang took the stick and tied it up randomly.

"Forget it, I'll do it." Looking at the crooked strips of cloth on the stick, Gu Yue really couldn't stand it.

After a while, a rope was tied to a long stick, and a small stick was hung on the rope, and a piece of cloth was strung on the stick, and in the middle of the cloth was written: The first god in the world, and the good and bad fortune are judged!

Xiao Qiang is holding a strip of cloth with a long stick in his left hand, a pair of sunglasses without lenses in his eyes, and his right hand is still holding a non-existent beard, which looks very good!

"Hee-hee-hee! What do I do? Looking at Xiaoqiang's joyful outfit, Gu Yue couldn't help but want to laugh.

"You lead the way, go directly to the most famous photo gallery, remember their names, we will come again tomorrow!"

Walking down the street, the two people have a high rate of turning heads! Lone Moon is almost a trot all the way, directly the first.

Mai's appearance!

"The first god in the world, judging the blessings and misfortunes! The first god in the world, judging the blessings and misfortunes! ......" Xiaoqiang shouted as he stood at the door!

"Stinky food! Get lost! "The guy at the door is so angry!

Laugh at that voice! It's bigger!

It immediately attracted a large circle of residents or passers-by around it.

"Wow! This is a competition between physiognomy masters! What a master! World shaking! ”

"You know! This is obviously a kicking gym! It's the same as Shaolin Temple and Mount Emei. ”

"Is the god of the world more powerful than the god of Mai? It's a bull's rage when you listen to it! ”

"That maybe! Look at it. ”

……

The guy saw that there were more and more onlookers, so he went in and reported.

After a while, a small hat with a silk coat, a long shirt, a small beard, a big nose, and reading glasses came out.

"I don't know what this master is doing?"

"I found that the feng shui orientation of your place is not good! It will hinder the luck of the neighbors! I'm here to get you justice! Xiao Qiang stood at the door and said loudly.

"Since the opening of this photo studio, it's no wonder my luck has deteriorated! I used to be able to pick up a dime when I went out, but now I haven't picked it up for a long time! ”

"No wonder I always have less than half a pound or eight taels to buy groceries during this time?!"

……

"Neighbors, don't listen to people's nonsense, it's all slander! Ever since we moved here, we've been serving everyone! We're all scientifically speculating! The guy who looks like a liar at first glance, I don't know where to find a rag and a stick, and he speaks wildly! Looking at the reactions of the people around him, the owner of the hall hurriedly said.

"Not bad! The master said that this person is a liar, then it must be a liar! ”

"No wonder you're so poorly dressed!"

……

"Hahaha! A group of ignorant people did not know that a catastrophe was coming! You dare to make a big fuss at me! I tell you: all of you here, you will soon be out of luck! If you don't listen to Lao Tzu, you will suffer in front of you! "Laugh out loud!

"Don't listen to this man's crazy words! Everyone will be safe! Trust me! The owner took two steps outward and smiled brightest at the crowd around him! Who knew that he stepped on the air and fell hard in front of everyone!

"Hit 120!"

"Bang ......"

The people around suddenly had all kinds of problems! Suddenly scattered as birds and beasts!

It's not easy to eat melons!

Gu Yue was at ease, bought a bag of melon seeds, sat on the roadside steps and swallowed melon seeds, nothing to see the performance of these people, the field of vision is very wide!

Xiaoqiang is still standing there!

"That's this liar! Brothers, call me! Seven or eight people, each carrying a stick, rushed towards Xiaoqiang.

Ten minutes later, everyone left, leaving only a miserable and miserable laughing strong!

The melon seeds of the lonely moon have already been scattered on the ground! Staring at it will be dumbfounded!

"Let's go! Next. I don't know when, Xiao Qiang stood next to Gu Yue again, although his nose was blue and his eyes were swollen, his smiling face was still there.

"Are you sure you're not kidding?"

"I'll go! You're a lonely star! Nothing I've ever seen! Let's go! ”

Jiang Xiang Shen Arithmetic Museum.

……

Physiognomy Arithmia Hall.

……

Touching the bones of the Divine Arithmetic.

……

Word Measurement Divine Arithmetic Museum.

……

Every time Xiao Qiang fell, he could stand up firmly, and in one day, two people went to twenty-four halls, Xiao Qiang fell twenty-four times and stood up twenty-four times.

"Have you written down what it is?"

"It's all written down!" Gu Yue only learned today what it means to have a bruise all over the body and what it means to have no dead ends!

"Tomorrow we will continue to go! You continue to lead the way. ”

"You're really my brother!"

Nothing was said all night.

The fragrance came again, this time it was smooth, and Xiaoqiang, who woke up, squatted directly aside, picked up breakfast from the plastic bag on the stool, and started eating.

"Laugh strong! What kind of elixir are you using?! It turned out to be completely recovered! Wow! You're amazing! Gu Yue smiled at Qiang for a while, and she was about to check that thing.

"How? I only found out my magic this time, right?! Based on my eternal experience: you have now developed a good impression of me, even admiration! But I warn you, it's not your fault that you're in love with a pig! It's definitely your fault that you're in love with me! ”

"Get out! You're just falling in love with a pig! Gu Yue scolded angrily.

"Hey! Why do people in the world always like to pursue ethereal things?! Why don't you listen to my advice?! Hahaha! How could I not be like that myself! Hahaha! This could be a human being! ”

"What a magic stick! It's called psychology! Desire is the only source of man's existence in this world! ”

"Psychology? And this thing? What is your major? ”

"No, I studied social management, and I read a few books on psychology in my spare time."

"Desire is the only source of man's existence in this world! I'll go! It seems that the university is still good! After that, I studied psychology. ”

"How tall are you this year? Sophomore or freshman year of high school? ”

"I'll go! I'm so naïve again! I'm a junior in high school this year! ”

"You don't know how important it is! The college entrance examination is going to be in a month or two, what are you still going to play?! ”

"Qi! You go to No. 2 Middle School to inquire about my famous smile! Wouldn't it bring down my IQ if I sat with a bunch of mentally retarded people?! Xiaoqiang took a crab step!

"Hahaha!"

That morning, according to the list of Lone Yue, Xiao Qiang started his solo tour again.

The next morning, the money collection mode began!

"Wow! You're amazing! The minimum is 500, usually 1,000, a total of 15,300 yuan! "Gu Yue has never seen so much money, and she counted it again and again.

"I can't help it! This is the difficulty of cultivating with mildew! The photo gallery is still very easy to bully, and the liar will always be weak-hearted! The mold spots on their bodies are just within my acceptable range! ”

"Then what do you think of to solve the Heavenly Evil Lone Star on me?" Gu Yue asked with concern.

"It's not difficult!"

"Tell me!" Gu Yue hurriedly ran to Xiao Qiang and helped him massage his shoulder.

"First, after I have cultivated to a very high level, I will directly release it for you. For example, after I reach level 100, I can take the initiative to absorb a specific musty gas! Although I haven't absorbed the mildew of moldy people, I think this principle is common and should not be a big problem! ”

"How long will that take?"

"Almost a hundred years."

"It's too long!"

"Second, directly break the limit of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star. You see that I am now beating in exchange for mildew, a reason, but you are too dangerous, either you die or someone else dies! ”

"Forget it!"

"Third, follow me all your life, when the two of us are together, it seems that your Tiansha Lone Star has also changed a lot! I won't hurt anyone else, but it's not realistic, after all, I can't always carry you with me. ”

"You're the oil bottle! What else? ”

"Also, when I can withstand the backlash of your lone star, we will channel all your heavenly evil qi into me through the method of blending yin and yang. This time is much shorter! About two or three months later. Wang Sanzhu laughed.

"What is the blend of yin and yang?" Gu Yue asked curiously.

Xiaoqiang made a shy gesture.

"You rascal!" Lone Moon's face was flushed.

"Sister, there's no way! You think I'm willing! A peerless beautiful man like me, who loves flowers and flowers, and a woman who pursues me is like a carp crossing the river! ”

"Is there no other way?"

"Yes! When you meet a man whose good fortune can break through the sky and you are with yin and yang, after the event, his good luck will disappear, and even have life worries! Ordinary people can't bear this kind of backlash at all, and people with this kind of good fortune will definitely not be willing to sacrifice for you! Only I, a peerless beautiful man, am willing to sacrifice my purity! ”

"And what do we do now?"

"I'll go! Sister, don't hurt me! With my small body now, I'm going to die before I get in! ”

"Hee-hee-hee! Scare you! Oh, how much I want to have an ordinary life! ”

"Actually, it's all the same! I once had a life where I tried everything I could to be an ordinary person! I want to marry an ordinary woman! Do you know the final result? ”

"What's the last thing?"

"I was beaten to death." Xiaoqiang said in a low voice.

"Aren't you able to recover automatically? How could someone be killed? ”

"Sister, you still don't understand. There are certain limits to my beatings, and if a powerful bad luck attack suddenly appears, it will be destroyed in an instant, just like your Heavenly Evil Lone Star! It's only as my bad luck level gets higher and higher, and I have a stronger ability to withstand it. ”

"I see! I said, why did you pick these ordinary people? ”

"No way! In fact, all I am looking for are ordinary bad people, and if people don't have greed and ignore the thoughts, no matter how powerful I am, I can't do anything. Of course, it is not absolute! In one life, I once met a girl who was extremely pure in her heart; In one life, I also met a sage who had no desires and no desires. My musty doesn't affect them at all. Hahaha! ”

"What is the girl's fate?"

"You wouldn't want to know?"

"Tell me!" Gu Yue looked at him seriously.

"That girl is incomparably pure and immaculate, she meets a beautiful man, she loves each other, and the man suddenly disappears before entering the marriage hall. By the time I saw this girl again, she had already killed everyone in the beautiful man's family, made this man into a puppet, and then committed suicide in front of me, and I buried them! ”

"What happened in between?" Lone Moon's eyes were full of tears.

"Does the middle matter? Hehehe, when you ask this question, you don't know why. ”

"What about the man who has no desires?"

"Him! Hey, hey, hey! He's also more miserable! Are you sure you really want to hear it? ”

"Hmm!"

"This guy is a prince of a very, very wealthy kingdom, and he has nothing to understand since he was a child. When he met me, I said to him, "If you want to be born, you must first enter the world." Then we went to the Red Chamber with a large sum of money, and he realized it for eighty-one days, and then came out. ”

"Buddhahood?"

"Nope! He swung his knife directly from the palace! ”

"Ahh

Then he started practicing again. Three years later, he was fully recovered. I took a woman to meet him and said to him, "If one day you really fall in love with her, you will be very close to the avenue." ”

"That woman is ugly?"

"Hmmm! It is definitely a complex of all the ugliness in the world, ugliness and ugliness! It's like saying that there are sores on the top of her head and pus on the soles of her feet, which is trivial to her! That hand! That foot! That face! That skin! ”

"Don't talk about it! It's disgusting! ”

And then he really fell in love with her! It's true love! When he confessed to her, the woman committed suicide with a knife! ”

"I'll go! I thought I was going to swing a knife again! ”

"Actually, wielding a knife from the palace is better than committing suicide! This time, it took him forty-nine years to get out! And then I went again! ”

"You're really the reincarnation of a broom star! What do you do to provoke people? What did you bring with you this time? ”

"I didn't bring anything. I sat down directly in front of Him and said to him, "How can I attain enlightenment?" ”

"Did he say anything?"

He didn't say anything, and this time he had been enlightened for eighty-one years! When he woke up, he said a word to me. After saying that, he finally realized that he had attained the position of a saint! Become the most powerful king of the planet! ”

"Wow! That's amazing! What words did he say? Gu Yue's eyes glowed red, and she looked at Xiao Qiang excitedly.

"You won't want to know!"

"Will you just tell me?"

"Get out!"

"You?" Lone Moon raised her eyebrows!

"What are you angry about!"

"You scold me!"

"That's what he said."

"He said to you: Get out!"

"That's right! Absolutely true! ”

"Hahaha! Hahaha! It's really laughing at me! Hahaha! Hahaha! Gu Yue smiled and leaned back, that perfect figure was really incisive!

"Do you know what that means?" Gu Yue finally stopped laughing and asked softly.

"Know the! This man is not a good person! It was so easy for me to help him to enlighten the Tao, but he hid it. ”

"I guessed what he meant: he must have thought you were a bad friend! It's no good to associate with you! It's either a knife from the palace or a knife to commit suicide, and staying away from you is staying away from pests! Hahaha! ”

"Get out!"