Chapter 301: The Great Flicker King Half Immortal
This person is a big man, if he wants to see his face clearly, Wang Jue must raise his head, and the moment he saw his face, Wang Jue suddenly had a preliminary impression in his heart.
"There are three deep forehead lines on the forehead, a face full of horizontal silk flesh, a deep groove from the nostrils to the corners of the mouth, a few vertical grooves between the eyebrows, a very messy beard on the chin, and a fierce face, definitely not a good person. Wang Jue looked at this person and analyzed them one by one in his heart.
"Is this Taoist friend going to test words? Please meditate on two in your heart, and then write them out for me. After Wang Banxian sat down, he immediately asked the fierce-looking person opposite.
"I don't know how to read, I don't know how to read, I want my husband to give me faces. "Evil-looking people don't say much, it's simple and clear.
"This is my shortcoming, what I'm good at is dismantling words and measuring words, but the deal in hand must not be let go. ”
As soon as the fierce-looking person said face-to-face, Wang Banxian was a little confused, muttering quietly in his mouth, his voice was very low, I am afraid that only Wang Jue can hear it, maybe it is for Wang Jue to hear.
"Aren't you a half-immortal? How awesome is what is written on that big flag! And you Wang Banxian can't?" Wang Jue laughed secretly in his heart after hearing this, and immediately sent a message to Wang Banxian.
"Bullshit, there is a precedence in hearing the Tao, there is a specialization in the art industry, what I am best at is dismantling words and measuring words, and I understand face-to-face, but I am not very proficient. Hearing Wang Jue's transmission, Wang Banxian immediately refuted.
"This fellow Daoist, you want to meet each other, but I don't know which aspect you want to see? As soon as he finished sending the message to Wang Jue, Wang Banxian immediately smiled at the person sitting opposite.
"Fortune, good luck!"
The fierce-looking man sat opposite Wang Banxian like a hill, blocking half of the window, in Wang Jue's words, he was a big man.
The big man only said four words, and then, with his hands clenched into fists, on the table, his cheeks trembling suddenly, and his eyes kept swimming around.
This guy's eyes wandered, his mind was uncertain, his cheeks were trembling, his fists were clenched, he was very nervous now, he must have done something good. Looking at the big guy opposite, Wang Jue secretly analyzed.
"Daoyou Heaven is full, the earth is round, there is a heroic spirit between the eyebrows, the nose bridge is towering on behalf of wealth, the big earlobes are round, full and bright, and the appearance of great wealth and nobility, Daoyou is a businessman, and it is also a profitable business. ”
In particular, the two traces from the nostrils to the corners of the mouth of the Taoist friend form an eight-character, which is a metaphor for the meaning of the Taoist friend to make a fortune, and everything is smooth in the life of the Taoist friend, no murder, no danger, no difficulty, no disaster. ”
Wang Banxian sat opposite the big man, his eyelids turned upward, and all he saw was the whites of his eyes, like a blind man, in the eyes of others, he was originally a blind man.
But a blind man in the eyes of others was actually giving people faces, Wang Jue thought it was very funny, but after hearing this, the big guy on the other side immediately showed an excited expression.
"I have heard the name of the half-immortal for a long time, such as thunder piercing the ears and the moon in the sky, today I saw that it was really worthy of the name, and I admired it so much that I didn't pay tribute to it, please accept it. ”
This set of words said by Wang Banxian is purely a routine of Qingyishui, just like people who meet people in robbery will say, 'I drove this road', and what the big guy on the opposite side said is also a routine, Wang Jue is like an audience, standing in the back and watching the play.
The big man finished saying a set of words, and then, he took off a storage bag directly from his waist, put it on the table, and pushed it towards Wang Banxian, who picked it up casually and quickly hung it on his belt.
"Boy, let's go!"
Wang Banxian turned around, bent down and picked up the wooden stick leaning on the back of the chair, turned back to Wang Jue and said, as soon as he finished speaking, the restaurant maid pushed the door and walked in, and after bowing respectfully to Wang Banxian, he walked directly in front of the big man.
"This Taoist friend, this restaurant is the best restaurant in the scattered bazaar, since the Taoist friend is here, it is better to taste a few special dishes of the small building. "It turned out that the little guy came here in a hurry to leave the big guy.
"That's natural, today the uncle is happy, bring all the good wine and food you have here, the uncle is not short of money, it is better to sit down and drink a few glasses of half an immortal. ”
The big guy was in a good mood, Wang Banxian's bunch of clichés, the big guy listened to it very well, not only did he want to stay and drink, but he also immediately invited Wang Banxian to drink together.
"This half-immortal never drinks with his customers, farewell!"
Wang Banxian's footsteps did not stop, and while walking, he said to the big man behind him, Wang Jue laughed secretly in his heart, and hurriedly followed the half-immortal and left the private room.
The two of them came to another private room, Wang Banxian was obviously familiar with this place, and went directly back to his exclusive private room, where everyone was waiting.
"Haha, today I opened my eyes, and I encountered a big fool, although the level is a little worse, but I can also cheat and drink, and I can cheat a lot of money. Walking into the private room and closing the door, Wang Jue immediately burst out laughing.
"Children, pay attention to the occasion when you speak, don't talk nonsense, this half-immortal has always been a child, the price is fair, and the calculation is not allowed without money, how can you deceive it?" Wang Banxian was unhappy, and immediately looked at Wang Jue to distinguish it.
"Do you dare not admit it, although I like to make fun of people, but I never deceive people, you just continue to deceive! Sooner or later, you will encounter stubble, and the time for your bad luck will come soon. Wang Jue sat on the chair and turned back to Wang Banxian and said.
"I don't know if I can meet the stubble, I don't have to worry about you, but I want to remind you, you little friend is very bad, be careful in the future!" Wang Banxian immediately sneered.
"Wang Jue, don't laugh yet, you tell us all about how Wang Banxian dismantled and measured words. Tie Shan was interested, and he also wanted to hear the details of Wang Banxian's fortune telling.
"Okay, I'll tell you about it, that's how it happened......" Wang Jue quickly finished telling what happened.
"Haha! Wang Banxian, aren't you just a lot of clichés? That big guy is really, he actually replied to him with a bunch of clichés, just like Wang Jue said, just acting. Tie Shan also laughed when he heard this.
"Not to mention, half-immortals can make money by fooling people, I can't do this, I have to learn from half-immortals in the future, half-immortals, pour out the money in the storage bag, and let us open our eyes." ”
Wang Jue's words seemed to be sarcastic and like complimenting the other party, and finally, looking at the storage bag pinned to Wang Banxian's waist, let him immediately show it in public.
"Don't worry, everyone, anyway, the money is there, drink wine and eat meat first, I have a treat today, let's save the money of the stables first!" When Wang Banxian spoke, he took off the storage bag from his waist and put it on the table casually.
Half an hour later, a table of wine and food was served, Wang Jue personally poured everyone's wine glasses full of wine, and turned to look at Wang Banxian.
"Wang Banxian's family, thank you for your hospitality, welcome to Feixian Island at a convenient time, I invite you to eat a seafood dinner, let's say it first, don't fool people there, the people of Feixian Island are honest, when the time comes, I will be affected by you, and my good reputation will be ruined." ”
This is Wang Jue's habitual saying, the first half of the sentence sounds absolutely good, but the second half immediately turns sour, directly harming people and making sarcasm.
"If you say that, forget it! Everyone who has come from afar is a guest, and it is an honor to invite the heroes of the Xuantian Continent to the best of the half-immortals! ”
Wang Banxian put down the wooden stick in his hand and got up from his seat, the host got up, of course the others couldn't still sit, they all stood up with wine glasses.
"It's also my honor to get acquainted with the half-immortals of my family, I must have drunk this glass of wine, and if I have the opportunity in the future, I will come here to learn the art of fooling people with the half-immortals, and the half-immortals will not refuse!" Wang Jue looked at Wang Banxian and smiled.
"Welcome, welcome, children can come at any time, I have lived most of my life without children, I hope there is a child by my side, as long as you don't talk like just now, it's no problem. Wang Banxian refused to admit defeat, and immediately took advantage of it without a trace.
"Don't talk nonsense, dry this glass of wine!" Seeing that the hot dishes were almost cold, Wang Jue stopped arguing with Wang Banxian and immediately proposed to start drinking.
"Master, I saw him flying in this direction, probably hiding in the Loose Cultivation Market. ”
Everyone had just drunk a glass of wine when suddenly, the sound of flying swords whistling sounded over the bazaar, and then the sound of words entered everyone's ears.
"Surround the bazaar, don't let the thief who killed your sister escape, be sure to kill this person and avenge your sister." "You can tell from the tone of his voice that this man is the teacher of the other people.
"Yes, yes......"
Immediately afterwards, dozens of promises sounded, and then, another sound of flying swords breaking through the air sounded.
"Did you hear it, the Sanxiu market is not peaceful, this is a murderer who fled into the market, and the master of the family chased after him with his apprentice. Old Hangtou put down his glass and said.
"Wang Banxian, the lewd thief they are talking about can't be the person you just gave you face! I have long seen that person is not a good date, and he has a fierce face. ”
Wang Jue turned his head to look at Wang Banxian, and said very seriously, he was really not joking with Wang Banxian.
"How is it possible! Although I am not proficient in the art of face-to-face, I rarely look at people when I look away, so it is impossible, so let's continue to drink, and don't let a few shouts outside affect the wine. Regarding Wang Jue's words, Wang Banxian didn't believe it.
As if to confirm Wang Jue's words, it seems that he can't get along with Wang Banxian sincerely, Wang Banxian's words have not yet fallen, and the sound of a broken window immediately sounded not far away.
"Master, the thief came out and hid in the Sanxiu Restaurant, all the senior brothers and sisters, surround this side. ”
Immediately after the sound of the window shattering, the whistling sound of flying swords sounded in the air again, and all the whistling sounds flew towards the restaurant.
"This is the Sanxiu Restaurant, although it is called a restaurant, it is not actually a building, there is only one floor, and the direction of listening to the sound of the broken window is really the room that met just now. Wang Banxian muttered to himself, and then stood up from his seat.
"It's going to be a fight on the roof, it's not safe here, let's all go out! By the way, let's see which sect's disciple it is. After Tie Shan finished speaking, he got up and walked out, and Wang Jue left the private room after him.