Chapter 300: Fortune teller Wang Banxian

I saw this Wang Banxian standing opposite everyone, of medium stature, less than the age of the sixtieth birthday, with long hair pulled high, tied with a gray linen cloth, slightly rickety, eyelids rolled upward, holding a stick similar to wood in his hand, the stick was not thick, about the thickness of a thumb.

"Old Hangtou, this is Wang Banxian? I don't look like it, the real half-immortal is not like him. As soon as Lao Hangtou finished introducing him, Wang Jue immediately expressed doubts.

"You little friend, how can you talk to your elders like that! I don't look like a half-immortal at all? ”

This is good, everyone has just arrived at the Sanxiu bazaar, and they have just met Lao Hangtou's friends, and they have not yet introduced each other!

"You hold a stick in your left hand, like a beggar, and you carry a banner on your right shoulder, and a few deceitful words are written on it. Wang Jue looked at this half-immortal and analyzed it unhurriedly.

"You kid doesn't speak well, but it's okay to say that, isn't it just a flag? ”

As Wang Banxian spoke, he raised his hand and slapped it on the storage bag on his waist, and a strange big banner suddenly grabbed his right hand and carried it directly on his shoulder.

I saw this flag, the flagpole was three zhang long, and the face of the flag was red, as if it was soaked in blood.

The flag is five feet wide and eight feet long, and there are two lines of big black characters written on the flag. ’

"Damn! Are you a fortune-telling flag? It's a little too big! Besides, the color is not right! Who has ever seen a fortune-teller carrying a red flag? And the words on the flag, the tone is even bigger, if you dare to carry it out, you will be beaten into a dog's head. ”

"Dead Wang Jue, don't say dog in front of me, I don't know that I hate others saying this word to their faces! ”

Wang Jue had just finished picking fault with Wang Banxian's flag, Erha was immediately unwilling, Wang Banxian was stunned for a moment after hearing this, rolled his eyes and blinked his eyelids, and instantly regained his calm.

"What is white? I'll make you white in no time, you see. ”

Wang Banxian hung the wooden stick in his left hand on his waist, held the flagpole tightly with both hands, and shook the flag suddenly in front of him, and the flag instantly turned white.

The moment it turned into a white flag, two lines of large black characters immediately appeared on the flag.

"Kill the immortals and eliminate the demons, and I respect the Three Realms and Six Realms. ”

"Haha! Don't call Wang Banxian quickly, change your surname! Shame on the old Wang family, it's better if you don't carry this flag, you dare to carry it, you can see at a glance that you are a liar. ”

Looking at Wang Banxian's banner that would change color, Wang Jue suddenly laughed, and Tie Shan frowned when he looked at it, and he was embarrassed to laugh if he wanted to laugh.

As soon as Wang Jue finished speaking, the flag in Wang Banxian's hand was gone, and he reached out to take off the wooden stick from his waist and re-grasp it in his left hand.

"Half Immortal, call Lao Ma in a while, how about everyone go to your fortune-telling shop for a drink?"

"Chengxin teased me, we have been friends for decades, and I forgot that my small shop never has a banquet, this half-fairy wind bones, never eat fireworks in the world. Wang Banxian rolled his eyes and said dissatisfied.

"Okay, it's been more than 50 years, and you're still that stinky and virtuous, so call the old horse out! This old groom talked at his door for a long time, and he didn't hear it, or did he pretend not to hear it? Mag, you come out for Lao Tzu. ”

"It's coming, it's not so loud, I've heard it a long time ago, an old friend has come to visit, and I have to fight no matter what I say. ”

As soon as Lao Hangtou finished speaking, the courtyard immediately sounded the sound of 'squeak and squeak' to open the door, and then there was the sound of 'tap and tap' footsteps, the footsteps were getting closer and closer, and then the gate 'squeaked' opened, and an old man walked out of the gate.

"it! Old Hangtou, what kind of people do you know! A fake half-immortal just came, and a eunuch came out immediately, old man! You can't just run out of the palace, right?"

The moment Wang Jue saw the old man, he immediately shouted in surprise, no wonder Wang Jue was surprised, the old man who came out was indeed like a eunuch, with a smooth face and no beard.

"I said stable, this is a bit different from you, remember that you regard those two mustaches as more important than life, why are you willing to lose them?"

"Your name is stable? That's a good name, you drive a carriage and horse dealership, and your name is still called stable, that's an apt name. Wang Juecai didn't care about the size of the other party!

"The little hairy child is neither big nor small, and the name of the stableman is also called indiscriminately? Hearing that Wang Jue was interrupting him, the horse herd immediately said to him with a straight face.

"You ask Lao Hangtou, there are few people in the entire Xuantian Continent who deserve me to be called uncle, Lao Hangtou is an uncle I recognize, but he is still rarely called out, from now on, when I see you, I will call you Lao Ma Ran, so it is decided. Wang Jue's words were unquestionable, and he directly said them to death, and there was no room for relaxation.

When the horse boy heard this, his eyes immediately widened, and he was about to distinguish with Wang Jue, but Lao Hangtou immediately interrupted him.

"Don't talk nonsense, we don't care, you have a gray head, what do you care about him, tell us quickly, how did you become a eunuch, do you mean, your balls have also been removed?"

"Haha! I just saw a person kicking off the balls with my own eyes a few days ago, and now there is another one who takes the initiative to cut the balls, Mom, I'm optimistic about you!"

After Wang Jue finished speaking, he stretched out a thumbs up to the stable, and the old stableman was just about to stare when he saw that Lao Hangtou was staring at him, so he immediately shut up and smiled at everyone.

"Don't mention this matter, I'm also unlucky enough, a little girl from the Linhai Sect who came here more than a year ago released a small fireball, I didn't pay attention, I burned all my beard, and the horse shed, all of them were burned. ”

"You must not have done a good job, otherwise, what would a little girl do with burning your beard? Remember this first, hurry to your carriage and horse shop, we haven't eaten yet! ”

Everyone stood at the gate of the carriage and horse shop for a long time, and suddenly attracted the attention of many pedestrians.

"Don't go to my carriage and horse shop yet! The Sanxiu market has changed a lot over the years, there was not even a restaurant before, but now there are several, I will take you to one of the best restaurants here, the cook's skills are still good."

The stableman looked up at the sky, and saw that it was indeed the end of the meal, so he immediately began to recommend the restaurant in the scattered bazaar.

"That's great, why didn't I catch up with the good times! When I was here, I was hungry and full, and I only cared about retreat and cultivation every day, because I wasn't hungry during the retreat! I was always worried that I wouldn't have anything to eat at the end of the retreat, so let's go! Try the skills of the cooks here. Before going to the restaurant, Lao Hangtou was still emotional.

"Haha! No wonder Lao Hangtou is skinny now, it turned out that he was hungry at that time, but it's okay, if it weren't for the fear of starvation, he wouldn't be able to reach his current cultivation!"

"His grandmother's, as soon as you say it, I understand, no wonder I have been cultivating for so many years, it turns out that it is because there is a restaurant here, every day I soak in the restaurant, and even fortune telling and reading hexagrams are in the restaurant, so that the cultivation is delayed. ”

As soon as Wang Jue finished speaking, Wang Banxian showed a look of sudden realization, and suddenly found the reason for the stagnation of his cultivation.

"You must stop surnamed Wang, embarrass the old Wang family, quickly change the surname, the surname is mule and the surname is Ma, seeing that there is not much longevity, I can't find the reason. Seeing Wang Banxian's regretful expression, Wang Jue immediately began to ridicule him.

"What do you know about this little friend? A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts! This is the only mistake I have made in my life, and it is excusable and excusable! Besides, is there a mule with the surname?" Wang Banxian hurriedly made an excuse for himself.

"You can have the surname Mule! The unique surname of the entire Xuantian Continent, you will know that it is you, if you think the mule is not good, the surname Donkey can also be. "Don't look at the first meeting with Wang Banxian, Wang Jue is not polite at all.

"I ...... I ......"

Wang Banxian let Wang Jue say it to me for a long time, but he didn't say it, Wang Jue looked at him and smiled: "Don't let me go, I can't straighten my mouth, what else are you doing as a half-immortal!"

Wang Banxian made Wang Jue stammer, his eyelids rolled upward, and when he saw him like this, Lao Hangtou immediately said: "Stop Banxian, don't quarrel with Wang Jue, you are not an opponent, I know that you have a lot of alcohol, let's drink more bars for a while!"

After a short time, everyone came to the door of a restaurant, but before they entered the door, the little guy in the restaurant ran over and came directly to Wang Banxian.

"Wang Banxian, you can be counted as coming, there is an objective person who has been waiting for you for a long time, if you don't come again! When the little guy spoke, he kept apologizing to Wang Banxian.

"This restaurant must be in collusion with Wang Banxian inside and outside, he gives people divination, and the restaurant leaves fortune tellers to eat here. Wang Jue whispered to Lao Hangtou.

"Wait a minute, everyone, I'm here for business, and I'll be fine soon, let the guy take you to my private room. "I heard that there was a business, Wang Banxian suddenly came to his senses, and his rickety waist seemed to be a little straight.

"Half-immortal, wait, wouldn't it be better for me to go with you, and make you a temporary little boy. Wang Jue is interested, and he wants to follow Wang Banxian to have a good time.

In the past, Wang Banxian used to show people hexagrams in his private room, but this time a guest came, and the little servant had to take him to another room.

Wang Jue followed closely behind Wang Banxian, and in front of the little guy, he couldn't drive Wang Jue away, so he had to let him follow.

The little maid pushed open the door of a private room, and asked Wang Banxian to come in sideways, Wang Jue followed him into the private room, and immediately saw a person standing by the window.

"Is this Taoist friend going to divination?

Wang Banxian walked to the table, pulled over a chair and sat down, Wang Jue stood behind him, at this time, the person standing by the window turned around and sat directly opposite Wang Banxian.