Chapter 153
"Hey, don't stand, sit down!" Mother Song walked over, patted Xu Mingqian's shoulder, and said with a smile.
"Look at this young man, his body is strong, look at this muscle, it looks unusual, this is a real practice, right?"
Xu Mingqian smiled stiffly, he felt that the place where he was photographed was about to be shot by Song's father's death sight, and he nodded with a stiff smile at Song's mother.
Finally waiting for Song Mu to cross him and sit next to Song Qingguo, Xu Mingqian breathed a sigh of relief, he wiped the sweat on his head, and then sat down lightly.
He didn't dare to sit too steadily, he only sat half of his ass nervously, his body was straight, and the whole person was tense.
Seeing his daughter-in-law sitting next to him, Father Song first glared at Xu Mingqian fiercely, and then turned his head and smiled at the mother and daughter.
Looking at Xu Mingqian, who was quite restrained, Mother Song covered her mouth and smiled, "The young man is Jun, oh, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, I'm not Xiao Guoguo's sister, I'm her mother." ”
In fact, Mother Song's words are very false, because Xu Mingqian's nose and face are swollen now, and he really can't see his original appearance.
But when she sees people talking about people, she talks nonsense, this set of Song Mu plays Tailiu, the expression on her face is too sincere, and the three people present were stunned and didn't see what she said, and thought she thought so.
"Alas, it turned out to be an aunt! But it doesn't look like it at all, it looks really young, and if you don't say it, I really think you two are sisters. Xu Mingqian scratched the back of his head and smiled very honestly.
Mother Song was praised by Xu Mingqian, and she was very happy, regardless of whether he said this sentence or not, anyway, it didn't prevent her from listening to her heart.
Seeing Song's mother smiling so much that she couldn't see her teeth, Song's father gritted her teeth angrily, this old lady either quarrels or fights with herself at home every day, this young man laughs like a flower, and she doesn't know that she thinks the other party is her husband.
Thinking of this, he glared at Xu Mingqian fiercely again, gritted his teeth, and couldn't wait to pounce on him and tear him up, this little rabbit cub is quite similar to pretending to be honest
This feud must have been formed with him, and this time he wanted to arch his little cabbage, not to mention, but also wanted to hook away his daughter-in-law, looking at his pretence, it was fucking disgusting.
"Who is the young man? What do you do at home? How many people are there? Mother Song didn't know what Father Song was thinking, if she knew, she would definitely laugh even happier.
"Oh, my family is from the capital, there are four people in the family, my father and brother are civil servants, and then my mother is a housewife, and I am the youngest." Hearing Mother Song's question, Xu Mingqian hurriedly answered.
Song Qingguo glanced at Xu Mingqian lightly, and sighed twice in his heart, God fuck civil servant, this bastard is lying, but it is slipping away more and more.
Seeing Song Qingguo's meaningful gaze, Xu Mingqian was very nervous, afraid that she would expose her words in public.
Fortunately, although Song Qingguo usually loves to contradict him, he is very kind today and did not open his mouth to expose him.
Seeing that she rolled her eyes and turned her head, Xu Mingqian couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it's okay, Xiao Guoguo has herself in her heart, otherwise it will collapse when she waits for this one.
"Oh, civil servant! That's pretty good, too! Mother Song nodded, and the more she looked at Xu Mingqian, the more satisfied she became.
She is not like Father Song, she is full of hostility to the pig who wants to arch her little cabbage, if the daughter is her father's little padded jacket, then the daughter is a big iron rod to her mother, and she will knock you on a dull stick from time to time.
In the past, when I was at home, the father and daughter united, I don't know how many stuffy sticks I had eaten, but this time it's okay, I came back with a tall and mighty son-in-law in my mouth, and when his father and daughter joined forces, I just pushed the son-in-law out to block it.
Don't think that the old lady is a ruthless person! It's a big deal that when his son-in-law was beaten half to death, at most he could call 120 for an ambulance, and of course, he still had to pay for the medical expenses.
Father Song looked at Mother Song's eyes more and more satisfied, he couldn't help but be taken aback, and sneered disdainfully, "Cut, isn't he just a civil servant?" What is there to be satisfied with? ”
"What's wrong with the civil servant?" Before Xu Mingqian could react, Mother Song spoke first, "What's wrong with the civil servant?" That family is also an intellectual, and he eats the iron rice bowl of public grain. ”
"No matter how intellectuals are, then there is an iron rice bowl, and it is not a poor jingle." Father Song hummed quietly, and then he couldn't help but increase his voice when he felt justified, "Then how can his poor jingle be worthy of our daughter?" ”
"Why don't you deserve it?" Mother Song rolled her eyes at him, "His family has no money, but isn't our family rich?" ,”
"Then it is our family's business to have money, and he will have to support his wife in the future and will not have to make money by himself, can he still count on Lao Tzu to not succeed." Father Song was stunned, so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke.
"Who are you not counting on?" Mother Song blew on her newly made nail art, and rolled her eyes very elegantly, "You have so much money, what's wrong with letting your son-in-law help you spend it?" Could it be that you want to take it into the coffin with you in a button? ”
"Hey, I said you're an old woman, it's only been a long time, you want to curse me to die early, right? I know you have a dog outside, and every day I wish I had gone early, so that you could come back with a little white face, and then sleep in my bed, spend my money, and sleep with my woman, and maybe abuse my daughter. ”
"Hey, I think you're stupid on weekdays, but I didn't expect this brain to be so good today, I hid it so deeply, you found out, heh, it's really raining in the sky."
"Ahh
Song Mu looked at him and snorted disdainfully, "Hmph, it's not certain who will go first!" After all, the old lady is now in her youth and beauty, and you are already a bad old man,"
"And the old lady has to do maintenance every day, to exercise, every day bird's nest shark fin supplement, when I went back to the physical examination, the doctor also said that the old lady's body is in the age of 25."
"But you're different, you go out every day, smoke and drink, you drink very fiercely, you smoke fiercely, just your bones, I can't see that you have to go on in two years."
Father Song was so angry by what she said one after another, he gasped heavily, and pointed at Mother Song for a long time and couldn't speak.
Finally, he finally gasped for breath, gritting his teeth and squeezing words out between his teeth. "The most poisonous woman's heart, the most poisonous woman's heart, I have been a husband and wife for 20 years, I didn't expect you to have such an idea."
Mother Song glared at herself angrily, she was stunned for a moment, then stood up, raised her long legs on the table, and looked like a shrew with her hands on her waist.
"What? Do you think I'm the only one who thinks so? Do your old classmates think I don't know? When you were younger, you liked 18-year-old girls, and now you like 18-year-old girls. ”
Mother Song snorted and continued: "Although the old lady is well maintained, you still dislike that the old lady is not as smart as an 18-year-old girl, you must have found a good home outside, so you come back every day to curse the old lady, and want the old lady to die quickly." ”
"Ahh Father Song rolled up his sleeves, stood up and glared back viciously, "The viciousness you think in your heart, don't think of me, do you think anyone is as vicious as you?" ”
"Huh, I'm vicious?" Song Mu smiled coldly, "If I am vicious, there will be no good people in the world, the old lady is kind-hearted and a little fairy, if you slander the old lady again, the old lady will sue you." ”
"Sue, you have the ability to sue!" Father Song slapped the table fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "You eat Lao Tzu and drink Lao Tzu's flowers Lao Tzu, and curse Lao Tzu every day, if you dare to sue Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will dare to divorce you." ”
Hearing him say the word divorce, Song's mother exploded all of a sudden, she pounced hard and tore it, "Okay, you old thing, you finally said what you thought in your heart, see if the old lady doesn't tear your mouth today." ”
Seeing that the two were fighting, Xu Mingqian, whose brain stopped turning, finally reacted a little, how did this suddenly become like this? He gritted his teeth and pulled his leg to go up and separate the two.
Song Qingguo, who was standing on the side and watching the excitement, hurriedly pulled people away, and asked puzzledly, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Separate them, of course!" Xu Mingqian was in a hurry, and he wanted to pounce on Song Qingguo's hand.
Song Qingguo turned his hand and pulled his ear back, "Okay, okay, why do you want to separate them?" Isn't it fragrant to sit aside and watch the play while sipping melon seeds? Why do you separate the two of them? ”
"The two of them are fighting, what if something happens later?" Xu Mingqian was so anxious that he couldn't do it, and when he saw Song Qingguo leisurely grabbing a handful of melon seeds and nibbling them in his hand, he couldn't wait to twist people's ears and roar.
"Oops, that's it!" Song Qingguo put the melon seeds back, clapped his hands and said lazily: "This scene is staged once every three days, I'm tired of watching it, don't pay attention to them, it'll be fine for a while." ”
Looking at the two of them who were still fighting, Xu Mingqian was skeptical, but looking at Song Qingguo's old god sitting there, looking strange, he hesitated for a moment, whether he stepped forward or not.
"Old lady, the meal is ready, it's time to eat." The maid who had come to call for her was obviously immune to this scene, and she lowered her eyebrows and was not curious at all.
Hearing that it was time to open the meal, the two people who were fighting immediately separated, and then sorted out their clothes, sorted out their clothes, and arranged their hair.
But two minutes later, the two of them smiled and held hands again and went to the restaurant.
Xu Mingqian, who saw the end from the beginning, was dumbfounded, he looked at Song Qingguo in a daze, and wanted to ask what was going on!
Song Qingguo shrugged her shoulders helplessly, she spread her hands and said innocently: "Look! I said that my family had a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days, but you still don't believe it! ”
Xu Mingqian swallowed his saliva and said with great difficulty: "Do you call this a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days?" It's all fighting! ”