Chapter 152
"Well, seriously, my father-in-law and mother-in-law are really at home, right?" Xu Mingqian rubbed his hands and asked cautiously.
"Get out!"
"Tsk,, what am I asking you? Hurry up and answer. ”
"You stinky and shameless, who is your father-in-law and mother-in-law?" Song Qingguo glared at him and said viciously.
"Of course it's your parents and my father-in-law, who else can there be besides the two of them?" Xu Mingqian looked at her with the eyes of a fool, and said cheaply: "Tsk! Look at you such a beautiful girl, why do you have a problem with your brain! ”
"You're in the wrong mind, we have to make it clear! This father-in-law and mother-in-law can't scream nonsense. Song Qingguo glared at him, that is, she was driving now, and she couldn't do anything, otherwise, she would have to beat people up first.
"Who's screaming?" Xu Mingqian hummed quietly, and then felt that he was reasonable, straightened his back and said loudly: "You are my daughter-in-law, then your parents are not my father-in-law and mother-in-law, this can't be tricked." ”
"Hey, you stinky and shameless, when did my mother become your daughter-in-law?" Song Qingguo glared at him and said through gritted teeth.
"Yo yo, this kiss has been kissed, you are not my daughter-in-law, whose daughter-in-law can it be?"
"Who said that if you kissed, it must be your daughter-in-law?" Song Qingguo pursed her lips and said nonchalantly: "There are more people who have kissed the old lady than you have eaten, according to what you said, isn't the street full of the old lady's husband?" ”
"Who else have you kissed?" Xu Mingqian lowered his face and said in a dark voice: "You tell that slut, Lao Tzu will castrate him." ”
"Poof~" Song Qingguo couldn't hold back, squirted out, glanced at Xu Mingqian, and said lightly: "I said are you from the 21st century?" Why is it so old-fashioned? Why don't you just kiss him, and I didn't go to bed with him~ . ”
"Hey, you little girl, why don't you speak in a sense of proportion? Do you have popping candy in your mouth? Anything jumps out! Listening to what she said and said everything, Xu Mingqian frowned and said.
"Don't talk about me." Song Qingguo rolled his eyes at him, "Didn't you call yourself a ghost in love, didn't you call yourself an amorous little prince, why, now you pretend to be innocent in front of the old lady?" ”
"I'm not bragging!" Xu Mingqian's voice was smaller than that of an ant.
"What did you say?" Song Qingguo didn't hear clearly for a while, and asked loudly.
"I said I was bragging!" Xu Mingqian puffed up his breath and roared loudly.
Song Qingguo's hand trembled when she was yelled, the car skidd, and she almost didn't hit the road, she hurriedly guarded her mind and drove the car steadily.
Then he rubbed his ears in disbelief, "It's still a place!" ”
"What do you say, you girl?" Xu Mingqian was suddenly anxious by what she said, and his whole face was red.
"Am I wrong?" Song Qingguo raised her eyebrows and said teasingly.
"That's right!" Looking at her eyes, Xu Mingqian still answered honestly.
"So, it's not such a shameful thing to admit it honestly."
Xu Mingqian: "......"
You bad old woman, can you take back the smile on the corner of your mouth before saying this?
The aggrieved Xu Mingqian stopped talking, he nested himself in his seat, biting his fingers pitifully.
Seeing that the people next to him were very quiet, Song Qingguo drove the car, took the time to look at him, and couldn't help laughing when he saw that he was alive and well like an abused child daughter-in-law.
Damn, this bastard looks like a mountain, who will show this aggrieved guy with a little chick? There is no one else here.
The old lady is known as the hard-hearted Song Sanniang, is it possible that she will pity you, hum, just kidding!
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to home, the person next to him still didn't speak, Song Qingguo licked his lips very uncomfortably, glanced at him secretly, and saw that his mouth could hang eight oil pots, and couldn't help sighing.
"Do you want to go to my house and sit down?" In the end, she relented.
"Hey, is this really okay?" Xu Mingqian's heart was happy when he heard this, and he hurriedly spoke.
"Yes, you can, as long as you're not afraid of being pulled out by my dad with a big stick." Song Qingguo shrugged and opened his mouth indifferently.
"Don't be afraid, not afraid!" Xu Mingqian patted his chest and said very proudly: "Lao Tzu has nothing, it's just this skin, it's thick, not to mention beating with a big stick, you can't get into it with bullets!" ”
"Don't worry! As long as I go in, no one will tell me to come out without you speaking. ”
"!" Song Qingguo glared at him, this person was also obscene in his speech, but fortunately, there were only two people in the car, he and him, otherwise he would be heard by others, and he might not be able to misunderstand.
Sure enough, some people just can't give a good face, no, as soon as she gives him a good face, she kicks her nose and eyes, and her mouth is very improper.
Xu Mingqian, who was particularly improper, watched the car drive into the garage, and as soon as the car stopped, he got out of the car in a hurry, and then turned to the other side to help Song Qingguo open the car door, especially the dog's legs were bent over and stretched out his hand.
"Queen Mother, let's get to the ground, please get off the sedan chair!"
"What are you making a fuss about?" Song Qingguo looked at him with a black line on his face, kicked his outstretched hand with his foot, and then looked up and smiled at the person standing not far away.
"It's nothing, hurry up, hurry down, let's get in quickly!" didn't find anyone standing behind him, Xu Mingqian urged vigorously.
"Be honest, my dad is behind!" Song Qingguo smiled at the person behind him, and then popped out a sentence from between his teeth.
When Xu Mingqian heard Song Qingguo's words, his body stiffened, and then he turned his head stiffly, and saw a stiff-faced man standing not far away, pulled out a stiff smile, and said in a daze: "Dad!" ”
"Who's calling daddy?" Song Qingguo kicked him and glared at him fiercely.
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's the first time I've come to the door, and I'm a little nervous." Xu Mingqian came back to his senses, patted the place where he was kicked, stood up straight and walked in front of Father Song, and greeted him very seriously.
"Hello Uncle Song, I am Guoguo's classmate, my name is Xu Mingqian, I am 18 years old this year, my family lives in Beijing, there are four people in the family, in addition to my parents, I also have an elder brother."
Song Qingguo, who had just gotten out of the car, couldn't help but turn dark when she heard Xu Mingqian's self-introduction, she reached out and pulled Xu Mingqian behind her, and then smiled at her father: "Hehe, Dad, my classmate has a bad brain, don't be weird!" ”
"No strange, no strange!" Father Song waved his hand, then stood between Song Qingguo and Xu Mingqian, and said lightly: "As a father, I have never been as knowledgeable as mentally retarded. ”
After finishing speaking, he didn't look at Xu Mingqian, turned around and climbed Song Qingguo's shoulder and walked forward.
Xu Mingqian, who was left out in the cold, stretched out Er Kang's hand, how he wanted to shout loudly I am not mentally retarded, but his mouth opened and closed, and he didn't say it in the end.
The last long sigh, it seems that this future father-in-law is really too difficult to overcome, and the first time they met, it left such a bad impression, it seems that the road to chasing his wife in the future is long!
Seeing that the people were about to disappear at the door, he quickly chased after them, and finally caught up with them just as they were about to enter the door.
Knowing that the person behind him followed, Father Song snorted heavily, he never gave a good face to this pig who wanted to arch his own cabbage.
"Hey, how can someone be so thick-skinned? Obviously, he was not welcomed, and he had to keep up. ”
The thick-skinned Xu Ming modestly touched his nose, but even so, he still didn't turn around and leave, but still followed the two of them and walked in.
Walking to the living room, Song's father pulled Song Qingguo, who was going to sit aside, to sit in the car, and then saw Xu Mingqian standing on the side and not sitting, and his heart was very comfortable.
He took out an apple and peeled it, and after peeling it, he handed it to Song Qingguo, "Come, eat an apple to cushion your stomach first, and you can start the meal later." ”
Song Qingguo sighed. Xu Mingqian, who took the apple and looked quite embarrassed, gently poked Song's father's hand, "Dad, what are you doing here?" This is my classmate. ”
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and pointed to the sofa on the side, and said to Xu Mingqian: "Don't stand still, sit down quickly!" ”
"Classmates are classmates, who do you want if you're not classmates?" Father Song snorted quietly, glared at Xu Mingqian, and didn't say anything.
"Let's have an apple!" Song Qingguo handed the apple that Song's father had just peeled to Xu Mingqian.
"Hey, good!" Xu Mingqian just wanted to reach out and take it, and then he received a death sight from Song's father, his outstretched hand turned around, touched the back of his head, and said with a smile: "That's not necessary, I'll have to eat later." ”
Originally, seeing him know him so well, Father Song was very satisfied, but after hearing his last sentence, his head was full of black lines.
What's going on? Can't sit down for a while? Still want to stay and eat? Why are children so thick-skinned these years? Is it that he doesn't understand his face or is Lao Tzu's face not dark enough?
But no matter what Father Song thought, Xu Mingqian made up his mind that this meal was going to be rubbed at Song's house, he ignored Father Song's angry eyes and pretended to look at the furnishings in the room as if nothing happened.
"Hey, today Guoguo brought her classmates to her home, this is really strange!"
A hearty voice came, Xu Mingqian turned his head, and then saw a noble lady coming out of the side of the living room, he didn't need to ask to know who this was, she looked so similar to Xiao Guoguo, it must be his future mother-in-law.
Thinking about it, he quickly stood up, and introduced with a special smile to Mother Song: "Presumably this beautiful lady must be Guoguo's sister, right?" Hello! My name is Xu Mingqian, and I am Guoguo's classmate. ”
"Oh, why is this young man's mouth so sweet?" Mother Song touched her face, although she knew that he had exaggerated ingredients, she still couldn't help but be overjoyed.
Father Song looked at Xu Mingqian, who was so ingenious, and his face became even darker, this bastard is really good at sweet talk, and he will definitely lie to his daughter in the future, so he must watch people more closely and guard his daughter tightly.