"Come on, brother, let's go, I'll do it first!" The phone is so heroic that I have forgotten what the situation is now.

As for the idea of killing Bai Xiaochuan when he first came, he was catalyzed by alcohol.

After each of the three goods drank two bottles, Bai Xiaochuan started again.

"Brother, your character...... Well, I like it! I don't understand, how did you become a ghost......"

As soon as these words came out, the whole person was lost when he saw the phone ghost.

Holding the wine bottle, he first poured a big sip of "grunt" before saying: "It's sad to mention this!" ”

"Brother's fault, I shouldn't mention your sadness, I will punish myself with three bottles!"

Bai Xiaochuan slapped his chest with a "snap", full of sincerity.

The phone ghost was embarrassed, "This has nothing to do with buddy, it's all my own sin......"

As he spoke, the phone ghost said with a sad face: "Actually, I have a very happy family, with a beautiful wife and a lovely daughter......"

"Isn't that nice?" Bai Xiaochuan blinked and said, "Did your wife bring you a green hat......

"Poof......

Lao Chen will still be sane, and when he heard this, he directly squirted out a mouthful of wine.

Brother, he doesn't speak so upright, although he also has this suspicion, but he doesn't dare to speak.

What is the most unbearable thing for men?

It's a prairie overhead, and there are people singing on it: "The man who the horse is mighty and majestic......"

I know that this kind of thing cannot be mentioned.

Whoever is in a hurry with you!

Surprisingly, the phone ghost was not angry at all, but shook his head in frustration and said: "My wife didn't, he was very good to me, but I ......"

Speaking of this phone, the ghost looked at the ceiling with his eyes, and tears fell down, "Evil......

"What's going on?" Bai Xiaochuan is curious.

The phone ghost was silent for a long time, and then poured a big sip of wine before saying, "Here's the thing......"

"One day my wife was not at home, and I drank some more wine, so I ...... with the nanny"

"Got laid!" Bai Xiaochuan slapped his thigh, gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother, you are simply a role model among beasts, you can do this kind of thing!" ”

The phone ghost nodded, agreeing.

Lao Chen is a little dumbfounded, aren't you angry like this?

If you drink too much, is your heart so big?

"Did you find out by your wife?" Bai Xiaochuan said with a big tongue.

"Yes!" The phone ghost nodded in acknowledgement.

"It's not me saying you, it's okay for a man to be careful, but you can't find out to your wife, you're too careless!" Bai Xiaochuan was heartbroken.

The phone ghost said with a pained expression: "It's not that my wife saw ...... with her own eyes."

"How did you find out?" Bai Xiaochuan gave full play to the spirit of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.

"Actually, this was discovered by my daughter......" The phone grimace was wrinkled together.

It seems that the thought of being found is very painful.

"Oh?" Bai Xiaochuan continued to ask, "Your daughter shouldn't be very old, she shouldn't talk nonsense!" ”

"She didn't talk nonsense!" The phone ghosts are crying.

"After I finished with the nanny that day, I didn't know my daughter saw it!" The phone ghost recalled the events of that day, and was obviously very sad.

"When my wife came back, my daughter excitedly said to my wife, 'Mommy, Mommy, I know'......"

"My wife asked, 'What do you know?'"

"My daughter said, 'I know why Daddy's belly is so big......'"

Bai Xiaochuan heard this and looked at the belly of this goods, it was indeed a bit big, but what is the relationship between the two?

The phone ghost said with tears in her eyes: "At that time, I was still next to me and asked my daughter with a smile, 'yes, why is my belly so big?' ’！ ”

"Guess what my daughter said!" The phone ghost said this, looking at Bai Xiaochuan and said.

Who could have guessed this Nima?

Bai Xiaochuan thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I really can't guess this!" ”

The phone ghost sighed and said, "My daughter said, 'Today I saw the nanny desperately blowing the tube under Daddy's belly, and Daddy's belly was blown up ......'!" ”

Speaking of this, the phone ghost said leisurely: "So, we divorced......"

"Boom!" Lao Chen smashed his head on the table.

I almost didn't sneak under the couch directly.

That's it!

Bai Xiaochuan grew his mouth and was dumbfounded, he had already drunk too much, and now he couldn't react even more.

Is it so tragic?

But your daughter is right! Isn't your belly blown up?

I want to laugh!

"And then ......" The phone ghost didn't notice the expressions of the two in the slightest, and continued: "I became a drunkard......"

No wonder!

Lao Chen finally understood how the drunkard was made!

No wonder you drank like this with Bai Xiaochuan as soon as you came, you are dying by yourself!

"Later, I drank to death!" The phone ghost drank too much, his emotions were a little out of control, and as he spoke, tears couldn't stop falling.

Bai Xiaochuan patted the phone ghost on the shoulder and said, "Dude, your life is indeed miserable...... It's not good to be a ghost! ”

"Hell, I still think it's good!" The phone ghost perked up and said: "What do you want to do, if you look at someone who doesn't go well, I can follow the phone line to smoke him......"

"No, no, no!" Bai Xiaochuan said: "Being a ghost is a very miserable thing! ”

"Do you still have your share in those beautiful sisters? Don't say far, just say that your little nanny is still willing to blow the pipe for you? Bai Xiaochuan said with pity: "There are beautiful ghosts, can they take a fancy to you?" ”

"Look at it, if you want to eat someone occasionally, you have to get up early and be greedy to determine the target, tracking, scary, and killing people, this one-stop procedure requires extremely skilled business...... Bai Xiaochuan said with a sad face: "I have to guard against exorcism...... And haunt in the middle of the night......"

"And the person who eats it may be like......" Bai Xiaochuan said drunkenly.

Lao Chen was stunned for a moment, if Lao Tzu hadn't been sure that you were a ghost exorcist, he would have thought you were a ghost.

How do you know so much about the mind of ghosts?

When the phone ghost heard Bai Xiaochuan say this, it was indeed a little miserable.

The life of a drunken gold fan is far away from him, his wife remarries, his daughter doesn't recognize herself, she wants to be a girl, it's all temperatureless, and it's almost like ice cubes in her arms.

And in the ghost world, these things are more chaotic.

It's basically the kind of sex that has no love.

It looks chic, but the heart is extremely empty.

Compared to the life of a human being, it is a world of difference.

Thinking of this, the phone ghost took a sip of wine, lay on the sofa, looked at the ceiling with his eyes and said, "Lonely, ......"

My eyes are teary again!

Bai Xiaochuan said with pity: "Dude, thank you for your hard work......"

"It's not easy...... the phone ghost wiped his tears, and his heart was sad for a while.

Lao Chen really began to admire Bai Xiaochuan this time.

Speculation that can talk about ghosts, I'm afraid that you are the only one in the ghost exorcism world throughout the ages!