Bai Xiaochuan sighed and said, "Dude, come and go, take a ...... for your hard life"

"Drink!" The phone ghost took another half dry bottle.

Lao Chen also felt that it was miserable to be a ghost, so he silently the two of them.

"It's not easy to be a ghost......

The phone ghost is very melancholy!

Bai Xiaochuan seriously agreed, nodded and said: "Yes, think about it, we drank too much, in case we get sick with a cold and get cancer, and there is a federal social welfare to reimburse, but where can the ghost be reimbursed if he gets sick?" ”

Lao Chen looked at Bai Xiaochuan with a confused expression, and the wine in his mouth just drank outward.

Brother, isn't your brain hole a bit big?

When I got sick with a cold, I went straight to cancer......

Finally, it turned to social welfare, is this a brain teaser?

Please forgive the old man for his old age, inflexible thinking, and a little unable to keep up with the rhythm!

"Who's to say it isn't!" The phone ghost is even more melancholy.

Lao Chen was a little puzzled, and interjected and asked, "I just want to ask, you have a beautiful wife and a lovely daughter, why do you have to get a nanny?" Could it be that the babysitter is more beautiful than your wife? ”

Bai Xiaochuan glanced at this old thing, don't you understand this?

Do you know the freshness?

Even if you eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, you will get tired of eating them every day, not to mention that you have been face-to-face with a woman for decades.

It's normal to have thoughts occasionally, men are originally animals who think in the lower body, the difference is only that you have the courage or not.

The phone ghost is obviously a daring one!

As soon as I mentioned this, the phone ghost had tears in my eyes and was about to cry.

Bai Xiaochuan glared at Lao Chen, look at you, you cried again for a ghost.

Lao Chen immediately glared back, about Lao Tzu's, don't you still talk about the social welfare of ghosts?

The phone ghost was very vulnerable after drinking, wiped his tears and said: "I can't blame others for this, I can only blame myself......"

Ha?

Blame yourself again?

Bai Xiaochuan said in his heart, buddy, how many wrong things have you done, it's not easy to live like you!

Lao Chen's heart, the fire of gossip is burning, buddy, hurry up.

Look at what you have done wrong, what tragic things have happened, and say it so that everyone can be happy.

I didn't expect it to be so fun to drink with ghosts, Lao Tzu has never had this kind of experience in his life.

The phone ghost looked depressed, as if he couldn't look back on the past, his eyes were extremely confused, and it took him a long time before he sighed and said, "Don't say it!" ”

"Don't!" Bai Xiaochuan and Lao Chen said in unison.

It's all here, how can you not say it?

It's not right to speak and pant for breath, just aroused Lao Tzu's curiosity, and you don't say it, how immoral it is!

"Do you really want to hear it?" The phone ghost asked.

"Of course you have to listen! Your pain is my greatest joy...... What's ...... that," Bai Xiaochuan accidentally said in his mouth.

Fortunately, the phone ghost drank too much, so he didn't pay much attention to it, only heard the last sentence, and patted Bai Xiaochuan on the shoulder with a touched face and said, "Dude is really interesting......

Lao Chen sighed in his heart, drinking and making mistakes, it is the same regardless of people and ghosts.

It's good to have something to say, don't drink and drive, and don't drink while driving.

However, he found that Bai Xiaochuan was drunk and couldn't stop driving at all.

The phone ghost is a bit of an IQ out of line, and when you drink too much, everything is bald, and it's still with Bai Xiaochuan, so you're not afraid that he will kill you?

Although they haven't known each other for a long time, Lao Chen has already decided that Bai Xiaochuan's product is a big pit.

How can the phone ghost have this awareness, don't be grateful, what a good person!

What if I was embarrassed to say it, with such a good brother in front of him, he would not laugh at me.

Besides, he has been a ghost for so long, and someone is willing to talk to him like this.

He's interested, he doesn't care about anything, brother wants to listen, what are we still hiding!

"About twenty-five years ago!"

The voice of the phone ghost came with extremely deep sadness, that past was the deepest scar in his heart, and now it was revealed with a bloody feeling.

Lao Chen and Bai Xiaochuan listened attentively......

"I went into the city to buy 20 chicks to take home, and after I went home after buying the chickens, I found that there was one missing, and you think that my family was not rich at that time, so I went back to find ...... along the road."

"When I found the city, I passed by a massage parlor, and there was a very hot proprietress standing at the door, she saw me looking around in front of the shop, and asked me what I was looking for......"

"Guess how I answered!"

Bai Xiaochuan scratched his head and said, "I don't know!" ”

I can't really think of this.

"Damn, I said I'm looking for chickens...... Since then, I have embarked on a path of no return......"

Speaking of this, the phone ghost cried bitterly again, and threw himself into Bai Xiaochuan's arms and howled: "That boss lady, found me a ...... with particularly prominent breasts You say I'm so young, so simple, can I stand that......"

Lao Chen is stupid, this buddy's experience is really rich enough, and it's no problem to write a book or something.

Bai Xiaochuan patted the phone ghost on the shoulder and said: "Don't cry, don't cry, don't do this kind of thing in the future, change the evil and return to the right, reflect in time, it's still a good ghost......"

Lao Chen rolled his eyes, did he still want to do it now?

Anyway, did you get the chicken back in the end?

Bai Xiaochuan comforted the phone ghost and said: "In the past, we won't mention the things that made us happy, drink and drink, get drunk and rest, get up tomorrow morning, be alive, and be a good ghost who can beat people along the phone line......"

"Drink!"

Speaking of the depression in his heart, the phone ghost got up again, picked up the wine bottle and blew it again.

Lao Chen and Bai Xiaochuan frequently persuaded each other on the side.

The ghost who came on the phone again did not refuse, and the ghost who had already drunk it didn't take long was not like a ghost!

Lao Chen looked at Bai Xiaochuan in wonder, did he drink too much of this product.

said that he drank too much, he pit one pit after another, every time the phone ghost finished talking about his miserable things, he was not happy, and he didn't need to be persuaded by anyone, just bottle after bottle.

said that he didn't drink much, but he looked drunk, hazy-eyed, blushing and thick-necked, no different from a person who drank too much.

Could it be that this big pit has cultivated the pit people to the realm of instinct? No matter what you say or do, do you follow the pit?

That's a bit awesome!

The phone has been a ghost for so many years, and it is the happiest today, there is enough wine, and there are people to chat with him to relieve his boredom, and he can still talk out if he is not happy.

The more I drank, the more I felt that Bai Xiaochuan was a good person.

Fart, I've never met such a good person in my life.

I didn't meet it when I was alive, but I met one after I died, whether I was lucky or unlucky!

Bai Xiaochuan bumped into the phone ghost again and said: "Dude, although you are a ghost, I also want to ask, how did you learn the ability to find people by following the phone line......"

This is someone's secret, even if you drink too much, can you tell you?

Lao Chen pouted, are you really a fool if you think of a ghost?

I didn't think about the phone ghost and said without hesitation: "Dude, I see that you are a real person, I won't hide it from you, this secret technique is ...... I learned from a broken book."