Chapter 343: Pig in Skirt
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Qingyun City.
North Main Street.
"What's going on over there?"
"It seems that there is a lively place to watch!"
"Is it a fight? I felt like I heard a terrible howl. ”
The idle eggs hurt the melon-eating masses,
Like an ant that has seen candy,
They all leaned towards the lively center.
The melon-eating masses holding watermelons, vegetable melons, and golden melons,
Make a circle.
In the circle is a small fresh meat with a long sword on his back,
And the confrontation with the little fresh meat,
It's not a person,
Rather, a pervert who looks like he has a goatee, but wears a skirt, and is a pig at the same time.
When the people who eat melons saw this women's clothing boss, they all showed strange eyes:
"Is this thing a man or a woman or a brute?"
"It has a long beard, but it wears a skirt, so it has a personality!"
Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature? Did pigs start to engage in women's clothing too? ”
"Hey!" A little radish head holding a golden melon and gnawing on it said to the little fresh meat with a long sword on his back:
"Pretty brother, why are you fighting with this pig?"
Xiao Xianrou, who was carrying a long sword on his back, suddenly his cheeks turned red, and he said very shyly:
"It'...... It robbed me of the new dress I just bought! ”
"Huh?" The onlookers all showed surprised expressions.
"Is that the one it's wearing?" The little radish head pointed to the pig in the skirt and asked Xiao Xianrou.
"That's right, it's this dress!" Xiao Xianrou said angrily.
Eating melon crowd A says:
"Oh my God! This melon is so unique! Don't you dare to write like that! ”
"Shocked, Xiao Xianrou and Wild Boar Spirit fought on the street for a skirt!"
"Are you still struggling that you don't have a new dress to wear every day? Smart pigs do it! ”
The pig in the skirt stared at the little fresh meat in front of him, and said very rampantly:
"Stinky boy, flash to the side, didn't I just snatch your skirt from your pig grandfather? You big man, follow me for a skirt here to attract all the onlookers, don't be ashamed of you! ”
Xiao Xianrou suddenly became anxious, pointed to the other party's pig nose and said:
"You stepped on a boar, why didn't you grab the robes of those men, you have to come and grab my skirt, I'm afraid you have a transvestite!"
The pig in the skirt suddenly replied:
"Then you big man, why do you want to buy such a beautiful dress? According to my old pig, you have a transvestite when you step on a horse! ”
"Good! You can say that again! ”
Bang Bang!!
Watching the lively melon-eating crowd,
For this wonderful conversation of one person and one pig,
There was a round of applause.
A man and a pig in a circle,
suddenly felt a little bit like being a star.
Xiao Xianrou was said to the pain point by the pig in the skirt, and suddenly became angry:
"Damn pig spirit, die!"
The long sword came out of its sheath with a loud bang, and the tip of the sword, which shimmered with cold light, pointed directly at the throat of the pig spirit.
"Hehe," the pig in the skirt sneered disdainfully, then lifted its thick and sturdy pig's trotters, and used two pig fingers to firmly clamp the sharp point of the little fresh meat stab.
Xiao Xianrou's face suddenly became very ugly, because he was surprised to find that no matter how hard he continued to stab forward or pulled back, the long sword in his hand that was caught by the pig essence seemed to be embedded in the steel, motionless, and extremely uncomfortable.
"Brute, why are you clamping so tightly?"
"As long as I clamp the old pig tightly, your sword will not want to hurt me."
"Gan! I don't want a sword anymore! ”
Xiao Xianrou angrily let go of the long sword in his hand, turned to his fists and feet, and beckoned to the pig in the skirt.
The pig in the skirt had a sneer on his face that could freeze, and looked at Xiao Xianrou indifferently:
"You can punch and kick my old pig, if you can hurt me, even if my old pig loses!"
"What a domineering pig!"
"Come on, Brother Pig!"
Hearing everyone else shouting and cheering for this pig essence, Xiao Xianrou's face suddenly became more and more depressed.
These people actually shouted and cheered for a brute, they were simply a group of brutes in human skin!
The little fresh meat that couldn't be angry was full of energy, and served a fist and foot feast for the pig essence in front of him.
After some punching and kicking.
Xiao Xianrou was tired and panting.
And the pig essence that ate a lot of fists and kicks still didn't change his face, and he still had that weird sneer on his face that was angry and didn't pay for his life.
"Spicy chicken, haven't you eaten on the horse? With such a little effort, it's like giving me an old pig massage! Hahahaha! ”
Xiao Xianrou wrinkled his brows:
"Brute, your pigskin is really thick on a horse......"
The pig in the skirt snorted coldly and said:
"When you come out to walk the rivers and lakes, the skin is thick. Thin skin and tender meat like you are born to be bad, hehehe! ”
The pig essence's eyes were full of obscenity, staring at Xiao Xianrou's beautiful face, and a trace of gluttony was dripped from the corner of his mouth:
"Little cutie, you really look like a little white rabbit!"
"Little white rabbit, white and white, two ears up!"
"Let my old pig kiss my darling!"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The pig in the skirt opened his arms and strode towards Xiao Xianrou.
"Ahh Little Fresh Meat looked frightened:
"Brute, don't come here!"
Watch the lively melon-eating crowd:
"Ahh It's not appropriate, isn't it? ”
As he spoke, he covered his eyes.
"Ahh Pigs in skirts and little fresh meat, such a plot, I'm afraid I don't dare to write like this! It's so exciting! Oh my god! ”
"Shocked! A spring pig essence actually did this kind of thing to Xiao Xianrou on the street! ”
"Are you still at home and frustrated by the misery of not being able to find resources? Smart people are on the street watching VIP paid content! ”
Just when the little fresh meat was about to be destroyed by pig essence.
A handsome man who doesn't pay for his life,
Falling from the sky,
Pigs in skirts,
He was trampled on the ground by this man.
"...... This is a Shenma situation?! ”
The pig spirit stepped directly on the horse in a daze.
"Who stepped on my old pig's back?"
Pigs in skirts, roaring loudly.
Ye Yuan replied calmly: "Me." ”
The pig in the skirt has blue tendons on his forehead:
"Who are you riding on?"
Ye Yuan replied coldly:
"Ye Yuan."
The pig in the skirt spewed nosebleeds angrily, and squirmed the ground, trying to jolt Ye Yuan standing on its back.
As a result, it was surprised to find that the man standing on its back was like a mountain, and it was so immobile that it could not move.
"Why don't you step on the horse, get my old pig down!"
Ye Yuan is very rare and not as ferocious as ever.
He was very cooperative, and jumped off the back of the pig essence briskly.
"Ouch, my pork loin......"
The pig, in a skirt, struggled to get up from the ground, rubbed his lumbar vertebrae that was about to break, and looked for the man who dared to step on it.
Then, it saw Ye Yuan with a handsome face.
"Is that you? Just stepped on the back of my old pig! The pig spirit glared at Ye Yuan and asked.
(To be continued...... )