Chapter 344: A farce caused by a skirt
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Ye Yuan replied neither humbly nor arrogantly:
"Yes."
The pig in the skirt suddenly became angry:
"You're so daring!"
Ye Yuan's eyes widened:
"Hey, how do you know I'm bold?"
The pig in the skirt showed a vicious expression:
"Are you afraid that I will treat you as a street and correct the Fa on the spot?"
Ye Yuan clasped his hands and squinted his eyes, with a look of "Are you sure?" Emoticons:
"You're going to me in the street?"
"Uh-huh." The pig in the skirt showed a smug smile.
Ye Yuan immediately burst out laughing, as if he had heard a big joke about laughing at the dead.
He glanced at the surrounding melon-eating crowd and said with an exaggerated expression:
"Did you all hear that? This perverted pig actually said that he was going to fuck me on the street! ”
The people who eat melons nodded one after another:
"I heard it, we all heard it, this big sow, said that she would correct you on the spot, aren't you afraid?"
"I'm so scared!" Ye Yuan said with a contemptuous expression.
"Very good," the pig in the skirt pressed his knuckles with a snap, glared at Ye Yuan, and then at the little fresh meat, and said with a murderous expression:
"You two did a good job, you successfully angered my old pig, so, you two, you can die."
Just when the pig spirit was about to go crazy.
Xiao Xianrou rushed to Ye Yuan's side, and said to Ye Yuan slightly sideways:
"This is my conflict with this pig who robbed me of my skirt, you better get out of the way, lest it hurt your life."
Ye Yuan smiled and pulled the little fresh meat that was blocking in front of him behind him:
"With your small body, it's not enough for this perverted pig to toss."
"Who do you look down on!!" Xiao Xianrou couldn't wait to jump up and give Ye Yuan a trick to lock the man.
The pig in the skirt glared at Ye Yuan angrily and shouted loudly:
"Damn, your eyes seem to be looking down on my old pig!"
Ye Yuan grinned and said:
"Please remove the seemingness."
The pig in the skirt was instantly detonated like a powder keg, and rushed towards Ye Yuan with teeth and claws:
"Dare to mess with my old pig, there will be no good end!"
Ye Yuan pursed his lips disdainfully.
When the pig in the skirt rushed in front of Ye Yuan.
Ye Yuan jerked up his strong right arm.
"Bang", like a comet hitting the earth, like a rocket rushing into the sky, like cola and mints, the picture is simply explosive.
"Ah!!!h This is the terrible howl of pig spirit.
"My Skirt !!" This is the heartbreaking sound of Xiao Xianrou.
Ye Yuan let go of his fist and compared his middle finger towards the shadow of the pig spirit flying farther and farther away.
After ramming the perverted pig into the air, Ye Yuan planned to leave here, but that little fresh meat suddenly hugged Ye Yuan's thigh and didn't let him go.
Ye Yuan was immediately shocked:
"Hey, hey, hey! Lang Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight, what do you want to do with your horse holding Lao Tzu's thigh? ”
"Let go! Let go! ”
Xiao Xianrou hugged Ye Yuan's thigh hard, and then shouted loudly:
"You pay me for my dress!"
Groove ...... Why is this guy still relying on me? I didn't take your skirt again...... Ye Yuan complained in his heart.
"If you don't let go, be careful that I send you to heaven too." Ye Yuan threatened viciously.
Xiao Xianrou suddenly burst into tears and snot, and cried extremely nonsense:
"If you kill me on the street today, I won't let go unless you get that skirt of mine back!"
The crowd of people eating melons who watched the excitement stopped gnawing melons at this moment, and looked at Ye Yuan and Xiao Xianrou very attentively, looking forward to the next plot.
Groove ...... Isn't this horse rider vexatious...... Ye Yuan was irritable in his heart, his eyes were vicious and he glanced at the little fresh meat holding his legs, and complained in his heart:
I've checked my eyes, it's the one I want to cry!
A bold and evil idea came to his mind.
"Hey, you guy, hold on tight, I'll take you to your skirt now."
Ye Yuan flew into the sky with a little fresh meat, and the people below who ate melons suddenly looked confused:
"Why did the cross talk actor run away?"
"Refund!" I don't know who shouted that.
Then a group of people followed:
"Refund!"
"We want a refund!"
"But we didn't buy tickets either, did we?" Someone said suspiciously.
"Yes, this is North Street, and it's not a cross talk club."
"Cut~"
The people who eat melons hold melons, go back to their own homes, and find their mothers.
Ye Yuan took the little fresh meat holding his leg and came to the place where the pig essence landed.
In a deep pit, pig essence is suspecting pig life inside.
"Hey!" Ye Yuan walked to the pit and shouted under the pit.
"Perverted pig, are you dead? If you're not dead, squeak. ”
A trembling voice came from the bottom of the pit:
"I'm dead, old pig, you can leave quickly."
"Oh, you're dead, then I'll help you bury the earth." As he spoke, Ye Yuan conjured a shovel and began to poke the soil, preparing to bury the big pit in front of him.
"Don't, don't! I was wrong! The pig spirit quickly crawled out of the pit.
After coming out, the pig essence knelt down directly for Ye Yuan.
"The king spares his life!"
"I'm sorry!"
"It's all my fault!"
"Please forgive me!"
"The king spares his life!"
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"
"Forgive me!"
The pig spirit frantically kowtowed to Ye Yuan and begged for forgiveness.
The little fresh meat on the side cried out with a "wow".
Ye Yuan turned his head to look at Xiao Xianrou and asked:
"What are you crying about?"
Xiao Xianrou rubbed his tears and said:
"My skirt...... There's no way to wear it anymore......"
"My direct mentality of stepping on a horse exploded!"
After the super collapsed roar, Xiao Xianrou continued to rub his tears vigorously.
The pig essence can't stand it anymore:
"Isn't it just a torn skirt, you wait, I'll go and grab an identical one for you, and I'll give it back to you!"
As he spoke, the pig spirit got up and was about to leave.
"Come back." Ye Yuan said indifferently.
"Hey, hey, hey......" The pig spirit hurriedly turned his head with a smile and knelt down for Ye Yuan.
Ye Yuan walked in front of the pig spirit and looked at it condescendingly:
"I'll answer you."
The pig spirit said respectfully:
"Yes."
Ye Yuan asked, "Why are you robbing this guy's skirt?" ”
Pig Essence replied: "Because I like it." ”
Ye Yuan asked: "You are a pig, and you are also a boar, why do you like a skirt for women?" ”
The pig spirit hesitated for a moment, and then said with a shocked face: "Could it be! Am I really a perverted pig, as you say? ”
"I'm glad you can recognize your true self." Ye Yuan said.
"Oh my God......" Pig Essence fell into a daze, as if he couldn't accept the fact that he was a perverted pig for a while.
Ye Yuan walked up to Xiao Xianrou, who was rubbing his tears, looked at him condescendingly, and said:
"I'll answer you."
"Okay." Xiao Xianrou said in a choked voice.