Cats are hard
The little demon thought that his current appearance was very arrogant and inviolable, out of the desire for the little fish, the little demon walked to Song Chen's feet with his limbs, and she rubbed Song Chen's leg with her head: "The cat is so cute, how can you not continue to feed the cat?" ”
Song Chen half-squatted down and covered the little demon's head with his slender palm: "Little cutie, where is your master?" ”
He really had a love for the cat, so he wanted to buy the cat, but he didn't see anyone who seemed to be its owner.
The cat's ears are the sensitive part of the little demon, and she was pinched in Song Chen's hand, and she was comfortable and itchy and purred: "Extremely stupid human, give you a chance to pet this cat." ”
The cat's soft fur is tied to its own hands, and the hands are slightly forceful to experience the fluffy touch, and even the heart is soft. Song Chen asked the little demon: "Little cutie, quickly call your master over and give you a chance to follow me." ”
The little demon enjoyed Song Chen's touch: "Stupid human, don't you know who is following whom?" I'm a thousand-year-old demon who messes around with you, how embarrassing it is, you can just take care of me. ”
Song Chen looked at the eyes of his kittens and felt that this little kitten was too cute!
There were chasing children behind him, and the sun was gently shining on the lawn, and the bubbles that blew up became the color of dreams.
The little demon spit out his little tongue and licked his mouth: "If you take another bite of the little fish boy at this moment, then the demon's life is really perfect." ”
Looking at the kitten's red tongue, Song Chen stretched out his index finger to tease her, not thinking at all that the cat would bite him in anger?
The phone rang, and it was a call from Song Chen's assistant: "Mr. Song, I just investigated the surveillance before and after, and I didn't find that any woman ever appeared around your room, or entered your room?" ”
Song Chen obviously didn't believe this statement: "If no one has ever entered my room, then how did the woman in my room come from?" ”
"But I've already checked the 48-hour surveillance of the house quickly, and it doesn't show that anyone has entered this room, and the room is also cleaned every 12 hours, so it's really not easy to hide someone. I also saw the surveillance after the incident, and no one came out of the house at all. ”
Song Chen guessed: "Did someone modify the surveillance?" ”
The assistant felt in his heart that this kind of thing was not very likely, but this seemed to be the only reasonable explanation: "Then I'll contact the relevant people to fix the surveillance." ”
The little demon sensitively noticed the change in the aura of the man next to him: "It's such a terrible feeling, it's all because you don't feed the cat well, how happy you are to feed the cat, looking at the happiness of my food, I believe that your heart will also be happy." ”
Song Chen got up and was about to leave heaven and earth, when Qilin hurriedly told the kitten: "Stupid cat, do you want to go with him, anyway, your next task is related to it, you let him take good care of your food, drink and drink spicy food." ”
Qilin knows that the little demon is a wild cat, itself is wild and untamable, he feels that they are really ignorant and stubborn like this kind of old monster, and the younger generations of young people have obediently chosen to follow the human side to accept the support of human beings, but they think that this is a shameful way of life, is a huge blow to their demon personality, how can they be an idle goblin all day long to know how to amuse human beings happy, the thousand-year-old demon is very shameful of this behavior, thousands of years they and humans are your mortal enemies, how can the goblins be supported by humans after a thousand years.
"I won't be by his side, living secretly around a human being, and it would be a huge insult to my demon name to say it." Xiao Yi turned around and turned his back to the place where Song Chen left, anyway, the system can also detect whether Song Chen has issued a task, and if she detects a task, she can go directly to him, why stay by his side?
Qilin had already thought of the little demon's answer: "If you don't go, don't go, anyway, I'm afraid there are a lot of small fish cubs in this person's hands, I'm afraid that a certain cat will not be blessed to enjoy." ”
The little demon walked firmly at her own pace: "Even if it is for the sake of the little fish, she can't betray her demon personality." ”
The Qilin had already felt the trembling of the little demon's divine sense, and the goblin was clearly tempted: "Of course you don't care about the little fish boy who you are, but I don't think I can help this human in vain, I have to ask for something from him!" Small fish, braised fish, sweet and sour fish, steamed fish...... Every day from time to time human massage, this has to be the reward we deserve after protecting him, is it possible that a thousand-year-old demon will serve a human in vain, and it is a shame to say it. ”
When she heard the Qilin say about steaming fish, the little demon's consciousness trembled three times, coupled with the chattering of various fish in the back, the little demon thought that it was really like what the Qilin said, why did she serve human beings in vain, for the so-called merits, she was not rare for those merits: "Although I had a lot of differences with you before the Qilin, your point of view did convince me"
After speaking, the kitten turned around and ran in the direction of Song Chen, Song Chen felt that his legs and feet were pulled by a subtle force, and his head saw the snow-white cat's head, and his always cold voice brought three points of warmth: "Little kitten, are you reluctant to me?" ”
The little demon let go of the corners of his legs and pointed at his cat's head: "The cat is really reluctant to you, reluctant to your little fish, reluctant to your sweet and sour fish, reluctant to your steamed fish ......"
Song Chen looked at the little demon's nod in surprise, he had never had a cat, and he had always heard that the IQ of cats was equivalent to that of a seven or eight-year-old child, and this statement was also laughed at by him, animals are animals, how can they be compared with humans, but looking at the kitten nodding, he suddenly believed this statement: "Your master has trained you too well, I'm afraid I won't want to take you away like this."
Can train the cat so well, it can be seen that the owner is not short of money, cats who can understand human speech are rare, and the owner is probably not willing to cut love: "If you let your master know that you are going to go with me so soon, I'm afraid your master will be sad." ”
The little demon made a fierce cat meow: "Meow meow" I don't have a master, you stupid human, hurry up and take your benefactor cat away, otherwise you are a bad person who doesn't know how to repay you.
The idioms used by humans, the kitten still knows a few, he also went down the mountain to study in the human academy for a few years, but then it fell asleep forever, she found that she still loves to sleep more than studying, but being an uneducated cat may be ridiculed, so she is still strong to complete the study.
But when he participated in the so-called township examination, he did not pass, and under the strange eyes of a crowd, he completely left the school.
When he left, there were still a few boys holding her and crying bitterly, and she didn't know why these people were so strange, but she waved her hand and left.
But that school is very strange, don't want girls just boys, she had to transform herself into a man's appearance, studied in the school for five years, she also felt that she was a literate cat, walking in the deep mountains and old forests should not be ridiculed by other animals, so he really left the school after that township test, but she forgot what happened later, the cat's brain always doesn't remember, anyway, those things are not a big deal, her subconscious doesn't want to think about what happened behind.
What has passed is not important to cats that have been sleeping for thousands of years.
Song Chen continued to walk out, his trouser leg was bitten by the cat once, he bent down and carefully stuck the cat's jaw, and stuck the little demon's mouth open.
The little demon felt the pain and hurriedly let go of his mouth, and there were delicate tears in his bewitching eyes.
Song Chen didn't think that he hurt the little demon, because he only exerted a slight force, he was already very restrained, and he felt that he had almost no strength.
The little demon was stimulated by the pain, and the painful memories of last night appeared in her mind, and she raised her left paw and scratched Song Chen.
Song Chen didn't expect the cat to suddenly get angry, and he had quickly retracted his hand, but he was still scratched by the cat.
Anger arises spontaneously, but a beast dares to bite himself, before the little demon left him all the good image, even the idea of wanting to adopt the little demon was also taken back by her, he will not raise the animal that will bite the owner, even if she looks cute, it will not appear in his adoption list.
The little demon thought of the painful experience last night, she struggled so hard, the dead man still didn't let go of his hand, humans are so perverted that even cats eat. She almost lost her life yesterday, and today this man pinched her again, why is she so miserable to protect this man.
The little demon didn't want to protect Song Chen: "Qilin Qilin, the guardian system can change the object of protection, you also see that this man is so fierce to me, why should I protect him?" ”
"Hello dear cat, it's seven zeros now, the graceful jade tree Qilin has gone to breakfast, and now there are seven zeros at your service, according to the settings of our guardian system, unless you complete the task, you will always be tied with him."
Song Chen looked at the wound on his hand oozing blood, he was afraid that he was going to get a rabies vaccine, and when he saw the cat sitting there in a daze, he was full of anger and magically disappeared: "Why is this little thing so stupid, it shouldn't have known what it did before!" ”
Patiently squatted in front of the little demon: "Little cutie, do you know what you just did, you can't just bite and catch people, didn't your master educate you?" ”
The little demon understood what Song Chen said, but she was still sad that she couldn't change the owner of the guardian system, how could her cat be so miserable.
Looking at the cat's daze, Song Chen knew that the cat didn't listen to his words, he stretched out his uninjured hand and slapped the cat's head, probably a little bit wanting to retaliate, and used a little more strength.
Pulled out of the consciousness by an external force, the little demon screamed angrily: "Meow meow" human beings, don't bully cats too much, although he is a goblin who has lived for thousands of years should not be worried about a junior, but their cat family is a small belly chicken intestines, if you bully the cat again, the cat is to give up this body cultivation and retaliate back.