Humans are always untrustworthy and like to hang cats

The little demon thought in his heart: Is it to change places? It doesn't matter, she's a supple and obedient cat, and he won't blame her wherever he masturbates, so stupid human, come and serve me!

Suddenly, the little demon felt a tingling pain between his legs, and the little demon screamed: "Meow, what is the Qilin Qilin doing?" I'm really in pain. ”

"Hello, it's time for Kirin to rest now, and now it's the agent customer service 70 to serve you, what is your problem? If you have any questions about the task, please press 1, if you want to chat about the merit, please press 3, if you want to check the weather forecast in the area, please press 4, if you need to give you feedback, please press 5, if you need Kirin to serve you personally, please wait until tomorrow. ”

The little demon struggled and ran out of the bathtub, what kind of weapon did this human use on her, why did she hurt so much, human beings are really insidious, she is such a big demon is in danger, so her apprentices and grandchildren are imprisoned by humans and raised by their side, is it understandable, from this moment on, the little demon decided not to blame his own apprentices and grandchildren, maybe those cats also have their own hardships!

The little demon wanted to use mana at the moment, and she couldn't care about Qilin's advice at all, but she found that Qilin seemed to be afraid of using mana indiscriminately without his own supervision, so as Qilin fell asleep, he also sealed all his mana.

Looking at the slippery body and sliding out of his body, Song Chen dragged the little demon's leg and dragged her back: "What are you running?" If you run again, I'll eat you without even the bones left."

Frightened tears flowed out of her eyes, is her generation of famous demons going to be damaged today, the little demon shouted: "Help, someone is going to eat cats, cats are still young, woo woo, cats don't want to be eaten." ”

As the man continued to scream, the little demon's cry became weaker and weaker, and a strange chirp came out of his mouth

The little demon was so surprised that she didn't know why she made such a sound in her mouth, she hurriedly covered her mouth: "This is not the sound made by cats, cats have never made such sounds." ”

The beautiful voice disappeared suddenly, and Song Chen saw the remaining women covering their mouths with their hands tightly without making any sound, and reached out to take down the woman's mouth and hand, "Good baby, don't be shy, I like to hear you shout, this is the most normal reaction." ”

The little demon didn't know what she had done, and her hands were pressed on both sides of her head by the man, she was really a lonely and helpless cat.

Carrying the woman out of the bathtub, Song Chen looked at the red marks on the woman's body, walked out of the bathroom quickly, threw the little demon on the bed, and then covered himself again.

The red was turned over by the waves, and I didn't sleep all night.

The next day, the demon was completely woken up by the unicorn.

"What happened to the little demon last night, there was a problem with the God System?"

"You can't bear to go in, what time is it? Isn't it good that you're still sleeping in your bed and have the time to do a few more tasks? ”

The little demon opened his eyes weakly, looked at the strange scene around him, and then closed his eyes again, and communicated with the Qilin with his divine sense: "You Qilin with no conscience, you actually slept with my demon power last night, do you know that I was almost eaten by this human yesterday?" ”

Kirin said: "Then it seems that this problem is from last night, do you know what happened last night, last night the system was upgraded and became a guardian system, and from now on all your tasks are related to the man in front of you." ”

The little demon was stunned in surprise: "I woo, then when can I leave you?" How many tasks can he have alone? ”

Qilin was also very sad in his heart: "You incompetent demon, tell me what you did last night?" ”

The cat's brain capacity is very small, and the little demon carefully recalled what happened last night: "Last night he was a cat at first, and then he suddenly said that he ate me, and then I resisted fiercely, and then there was no more." ”

Qilin analyzed: "It seems that it was because you didn't do your duty when you performed the task last night, so you were attacked by the system, and now all your tasks will be related to the man in front of you." ”

The little demon in the divine consciousness covered his eyes with his tail, he didn't want the unicorn to see him crying and laugh at himself: "Then if I don't resist, do I have to wait to be eaten by him, if I didn't resist last night, you wouldn't have seen such a cute kitten"

Kirin also sighed, after all, the two of them will still be a long-term partnership, and now the relationship between colleagues is very stiff, which is not conducive to them getting better results in the future: "In this way, I can't blame you for resisting hard, you are also trying to protect yourself, and now you are still a good demon"

The little demon whispered and agreed: "The little demon has always been a good demon, Xiao Sample, and has always been the most obedient and sensible demon in the mountain." ”

At this point, Kirin said: "Let's take a step at a time, maybe suddenly one day your system has nothing to do with him." ”

The little demon connected his own cat head: "The little demon will do his best." ”

Kirin asked her, "Why haven't you left yet?" Do you want to be discovered by him? ”

The little demon said: "After doing it, I struggled to resist, as if I had hurt my leg, and now my leg hurts a little." ”

Qilin laughed unkindly: "You are really a stupid cat, now hurry up and use Fali to help yourself recover." ”

The little demon remembered last night's Qilin and sealed all his demon power: "Can you discuss it?" In the future, you can't take away all my demon power, otherwise if I encounter danger, I'm such a lonely, poor demon has no power to fight back. By the way, my mission from last night was done? ”

Qilin checked the progress of the mission: "This may be the only happy thing for now, congratulations on the completion of your mission progress and the achievement of a large amount of merit, congratulations to the little demon on being one step closer to the road to the upper realm." ”

The little demon happily waved his tail in his divine sense: "As long as the little demon is willing to work hard, then the little demon will soon put away the merit and get rid of contact with this annoying unicorn as soon as possible." ”

Qilin was ready to give the little demon a candy to eat: "There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid that there is a demon in the heart, I believe you will succeed soon." ”

Qilin reminded the little demon: "I feel that the man next to you is about to wake up"

The little demon hurriedly cast a spell and showed it from the bed.

Song Chen woke up and saw that his mobile phone was blown up by his assistant, and he had a good rest last night, so he was in a good mood today: "Hey, what's the matter?" ”

The assistant explained to him what happened last night: "Mr. Song, when I brought the woman I arrived there last night, there were already other women in your room. ”

Hanging up the phone, Song Chen's eyes flashed sharply: "Fang Kaize really surprised him that he had such a great ability."

He turned his head and found that there was no woman lying next to him, and there was no other sound in the bathroom: "This is really strange, why hasn't the woman who has already achieved her goal come up to ask for something from him?" ”

Song Chen called Fang Kaize: "Fang Kaize, we will have a period later"

From the last four words, Fang Kaize heard the threat: "Brother Chen, my brother also did that for your good, you have a lot, forgive me!" And he didn't succeed in the end, so he didn't need to be so careful!

Song Chen didn't expect that the woman last night was really sent by Fang Kaize, his psychology suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, he thought it might be because he found out that he had fallen into someone else's trap! But his subconscious told him it wasn't like that.

The little demon turned into a cat, bouncing around on the green lawn outside the heavens and earth, waiting for the man to come out last night, and then quietly following him to help him solve some things.

Qilin watched the little demon and the child play happily: "Cat demon, you use your undeveloped mind to pay attention to that man"

The little demon suddenly thought, "Don't we have to wait for him here?" After all, if he really needs help, the system will still detect the task, and then I can go to him and help him solve it with just a teleportation. ”

Qilin thinks that the little demon is really too stupid: "Are you stupid?" Just thinking about this now, and still waiting outside for so long? ”

The little demon ran to the grass on the side to hide, paralyzed and lazily basking in the sun: "But didn't you find it?" ”

You haven't even noticed, how can you say that the cat demon is stupid, he can insult her...... No, he must not insult cats, who have always been noble, and cannot let other creatures judge them.

The little demon was lazily lying in the grass, she sighed that the sunlight outside was better, the sunlight in the mountains was really diluted by the infusion, and there were very few that could shine on the cat, of course, she didn't need these sunlight all the time she had been sleeping, maybe the darker environment could also improve her sleep quality, but now that she was out of the mountain, she wanted to enjoy the sunshine, although they were good cats, although they were not greedy for enjoyment, but they also wanted to make the best use of things.

Wanting to smell the familiar smell through her nose, a shiny leather shoe appeared next to her body.

The bad memories of last night appeared in her mind, and the little demon stood up with a fried hair, like a warrior, and released a fighting cat meow to Song Chen: "You stupid human, are you going to eat me again?" I have demonic powers now, and if you eat me, I'm going to make you pay the price, and my legs will hurt a lot. ”

Originally, out of the suite, Song Chen planned to leave directly, but her eyes were attracted by a snow-white cat, the bright cat hair became very charming in the sun, the cat stupidly chased the bubbles blown out by the children, and after chasing them, she carefully smashed the bubbles with her paws, and Song Chen was stunned unconsciously.

Then he saw the cat flick its tail proudly, and went into a bush, and never saw the cat again.

Song Chen unconsciously came to the grass to look for the cat, and when he saw the fried cat, he somehow thought of the woman last night, especially the same bewitching eyes.

Glancing at the time, Song Chen lowered his head and prepared to tease the snow-white cat in front of him, he looked at the appearance of the cat, it was good-looking, but the breed didn't seem to be very good, at least none of the women around him had raised cats like this.

The little demon looked at Song Chen vigilantly: "You sinister human, what kind of demon do you want to be today?" ”

If she knew that Song Chen disliked her breed in her heart, she might quarrel with Song Chen in anger, do you stupid human know what a noble breed cat is? Cat Ancestor You didn't know where I was when I was born, you stupid and arrogant human, how do you judge the good or bad of the cat breed now? Isn't it up to you humans to judge according to your own mental standards? If you follow the idea of their cat family, of course, living in the wild, a pure natural cat is the most expensive, and she happens to be a noble cat, you will have my noble cat to protect you for the next period of time, don't be too proud.

People who come to heaven and earth are either rich or expensive, no one should raise this kind of cat, Song Chen didn't expect that he would one day talk to animals: "Little kitten, do you have an owner?" Isn't it a wild cat? ”

When the little demon heard Song Chen's words, he waved his tail: "Stupid humans don't want to communicate with me, this cat demon won't pay attention to you." ”

Song Chen called the waiter in heaven and earth, and soon a waiter came over with a pot of dried fish.

Smelling his familiar smell, the little demon couldn't help but move his ears, looking at the cute appearance of the kitten, Song Chen coaxed: "Are you hungry?" Do you want to come over and eat small dried fish? What a fragrant dried fish! ”

The little demon had forgotten what she was thinking a moment ago, and she had been hooked by the fragrance and unconsciously walked towards Song Chen.

Song Chen looked at the little demon who came over, and suddenly raised the small dried fish in his hand, and the little demon let out an angry snoring sound from his throat: "I hate the juice chicken, and the extremely stupid human, you have already provoked this cat, quickly put down the small dried fish, I can forgive all the sins you have committed before." ”

Listening to the kitten's voice, Song Chen could feel that the kitten was angry: "Sit down and shake hands and give you dried fish to eat."

As a demon who has lived for thousands of years, the little demon has to sincerely sigh that the things of human beings are the best now, he should be a good demon with a demon spirit who is rich, can not be lewd and poor, and cannot be bent, but after living for so many years, she has already looked down on those fame and fortune, you want to sit down very obediently, and then stretch out your right paw and shake hands with Song Chen: Have humans satisfied you? Give Ben Meow a little fish to eat!

Song Cheng looked at the cat's appearance and knew that she was trained, and she was probably a cat with an owner.

At this moment, the little demon is using the body of a cat, tying the little fish cub in the hands of two cat's paws, a delicious little fish cub, can you eat another one.

After feeding the little demon two or three little fish cubs, Song Chen stopped, and in the little demon's expectant eyes, he explained: "It's not good to eat too many little fish cubs, let your master take you to eat next time." ”

The little demon's eyes can't hide the sadness, human beings are really untrustworthy, and they always like to hang cats.