Wang Baoqiang snorted

"Okay, don't pretend to be high anymore, everything is possible for people to live, but the reason why people live is to fight and fight for better! More comfortable! Live with more dignity! If I am really lucky enough to have such a woman, even if I offer it like a bodhisattva every day, I am also the happiest man in the world, don't forget that soft rice and hard rice are all mouthful food, just to prolong life! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Then you can dream of your goddess, but don't eat too much soft rice, beware of malnutrition!"

Wang Baoqiang retorted instantly

"Haven't you heard that millet porridge not only nourishes the stomach but also nourishes the stomach, and the most important thing is millet plus rifles, and it also helps our older generation of proletarian revolutionaries and countless people's heroes to give birth to a great new China! On the other hand, I would like to ask you, no matter how touching the sound of heaven is, can it fill your stomach? ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that whether it was stomach nourishment or health preservation, these were acceptable, but the heroic deeds of the revolutionary martyrs, from the mouth of this kid, I felt uncomfortable, and I wanted to pull this grandson to the battlefield to fight bayonets with a great-grandson of a certain country and full of evil, so that he knew what happiness was hard-won, so that he could cross the catastrophe all day long, but millet did play a great role during the Anti-Japanese War, and it was not possible to find fault with it theoretically, and it could be said that every sentence was logical, so he said extremely irritably

"Alright, stop! Hurry up and say why those flower girls who were killed by you will end up worshipping their former selves as goddesses? ”

Wang Baoqiang paused slightly

"Oops! Didn't I tell you just now, one is a female ghost who lives in purgatory on earth, and the other is a goddess who lives in heaven! Do you have a long elm brain, who his uncle doesn't like to live in heaven, and squeezes his head into purgatory? If you still don't understand, it's like the two of us, when you first came to junior high school, you were the first in the class, and I was the second in the class, but I played for three years, and after I went to high school, you were still the first in the class, and I was the first from the bottom of the class! Later, when you go to college, you become a city person, and then your children and grandchildren, and then you will also become a city person, and I am destined to work as soon as I graduate, and when the time comes, I will marry a daughter-in-law in the countryside, give birth to a baby or a farmer, may I ask what day it will be, shouldn't I regard you, my former self as a male god? ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, his eyes were round, and he thought that he couldn't wake up a person who was pretending to be asleep, and at the same time, he couldn't change it, a person who didn't want to change himself! This guy pretended to be invincible one night, it turned out that he was pretending to be confused, since he knew everything, why didn't he study well, so he asked extremely puzzled

"Since you know everything, why do you act like a demon king all day long?"

Wang Baoqiang handed him a cigarette and lit it, and then lit one himself

"Hey! It's too far! The three years of junior high school went too far, and although I paid the sponsorship money to go to high school, a skyscraper without a foundation could not escape in the end, and it collapsed! So it's too late to turn back! Now that this is the case, then let me be in the paradise of the school now, enjoy a few days of life, and when I finish my studies, I will enter the purgatory of reality. Hurry up and go back to self-study after pumping! ”

Wang Jinbao almost choked to death when he heard this puff of smoke rushing into his nose, so he smiled bitterly for a long time, and said extremely helplessly

"It's too late! When I walked out of the classroom and fought with Warlord Jia, my heart was dead! I also said goodbye to my past self completely! I remember that a female celebrity teacher said after becoming famous that she wanted to put on the clothes she had taken off one by one in order to succeed, so I also decided to use the next two years to earn back the face I lost because of drinking! Anyway, I have become a rapist and a thief, I believe that even if I mix with society like you, my reputation will not be much worse! ”

Wang Baoqiang sneered directly

"Teacher, you actually call a person who filmed the "Jade Girl's Heart Sutra" a teacher, you are not afraid that the person who invented the word teacher will run out of the grave directly, stand at the head of your bed at night, take you to kowtow to him to admit your mistakes, and then ask you what this female teacher taught you? What kind of karma is taught? What's the solution?"

Wang Jinbao glared

"That's it! You don't look at people with colored glasses, from ancient times to the present, the winner is the king and the loser, and the hero doesn't ask where he comes from, people can go to the podium to teach performance skills, and you and I can't afford to buy tickets, even if you can buy tickets, I'm afraid you don't even have the qualifications to enter the door, do you understand art! It's just vulgar! ”

I didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to come directly

"Art! Then let me ask you, if you take it off and lie down in the school playground, your classmates will definitely think you are crazy and send you directly to a psychiatric hospital! And some men take off and lie naked in the exhibition hall, not only the high ticket price is scary, but also many people queue up to watch, and the key is that many people can't get in! You say that the same man is so different, is it that you are exposing flesh, and the man in the exhibition hall is exposing gold? Is this what you call art? Wrong! This is more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away! It has nothing to do with art, but it has to do with where you sleep, which is often said to be the platform you are on! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Oops! It's called the human body, art! Talking about art with someone who has no artistic cells is simply torture! Well, it's far away! Although you have already said just now, why did you scourge so many class flowers, and you didn't become a rapist and barely passed the test, but I still don't know something, not only class flowers in each class, but also class bosses like you, why are they willing to give a fresh cabbage to your mouth? You have done so many bad things, whether in school or society, in a notorious way, although you can't cover them all, but you can only use them for a living, so why don't those unemployed, famous and social tumors in society dare not frame you?"

Wang Bao rolled his eyes angrily

"Why don't you say that the fresh cabbage was arched by you? You kid don't play word games here and curse around the bush! What is a class bully, that is called the patron saint of the class! What is notorious, is it good to be famous, if you can't speak, hurry up and smoke, and when it's over, hurry up and do your dream of learning from the world! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly

"Oops! Boss Wang, I'm kidding you, why are you still in a hurry? My dreams are dead, and the toilet is the graveyard of all my dreams! And my new dream now is to become a male god-like you! Tell me how you did it? ”