Chapter 26: Banhua Harvester
The guy immediately said as he ran
"Got it! Boss Wang, I'm going to change my name, please let me go! ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"You are so hateful! What are you doing bullying other guys, so how did you deal with it later?"
Wang Baoqiang glared
"Please figure it out, I am a chivalrous man who sees unevenness and draws a sword to help! Not only did he not move a finger, but he also drove away the bad guys for him, making him suffer less flesh and skin! Later, the guy changed his name to, Wang Haiqiang! ”
Wang Jinbao shook his head
"Hey! These people who have suffered a thousand knives are simply too deceitful! After that guy changed his name, did he get beaten again! ”
Wang Baoqiang took advantage of the situation to flick the cigarette butt in his hand into the urine pool where Wang Jinbao had been retreated
"Do you think I'm Wang Baoqiang, these three words are really just a personal name! Then brother, I'll tell you now, these three words are in this small river and lake in our town, and that is the golden signboard! Since I have already gone out that night, as long as those little ghosts don't get into the, I will never dare to trouble that guy again, and even if there are people who don't have long brains, or who are not afraid of death, I will never find Wang Baoqiang on that road! ”
Wang Jinbao heard this and looked at the urine pool that had humiliated him, Yuan Shuang, who was known as the class flower and even the school flower, with a fox blank and a femme fatale's hearty face, was like a movie in his mind, so he asked extremely puzzled
"Wang Baoqiang, I'm surprised, everyone calls you Banhua Harvester, why are so many Banhua being harmed by you, not only are you not punished, but continue to do the scourge, nothing at all? And I, a five-good young man, went to the girls' dormitory for you, just said a few words to the school flower, and immediately became a rapist, and not only spread in the school, but also in the society, setting off a wave of bad wind? What kind of world do you say this is called? ”
Wang Baoqiang glared, and then said with a wicked smile
"Oops! It was originally a matter of immeasurable merit, how could it come out of your kid's mouth, it felt like scolding! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes were round, pointing to Wang Baoqiang's jeans
"What's that? You calculate for yourself first, how many innocent girls fall under your torn jeans! I'm embarrassed to say that the merit is immeasurable, I think it is a lot of harm! ”
Wang Baoqiang patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder, looked at his angry facial expression and extremely indignant expression, and smiled faintly
"Oops! Anyway, if it doesn't occupy your resources, what kind of mad are you! Let's tell you this, people live a lifetime of grass and trees in autumn, since it is a class flower, the flowering period will be longer for another summer, brother, I can't watch them, lonely withering! So I'm helping them through the tribulation before they wither! Isn't that a meritorious thing? Besides, haven't you heard that it is generally difficult for beautiful girls to be admitted to high school, or graduate from high school, and eventually enter college? There are also flowers that need to be picked, don't shed tears on the residual flowers, because if you don't pick them, others will pick them too! ”
Wang Jinbao swallowed angrily
"Oops! Good boy, I've seen shameless, I've never seen you so shameless! You changed someone else's wife in advance, without the consent of someone else's husband, directly from a girl to a woman! And like cutting leeks, the scourge will be in the first place, and then the next one! And he is not ashamed to say that he is called a catastrophe, why don't you say that you are the Buddha! Excuse me, are you so bad, does your dad know? ”
I saw Wang Baoqiang clasping his hands together and smiling evilly at Wang Jinbao
"Amitabha! Don't be angry, don't be angry! Does Banhua's husband know that this is not important? Because of who the class will be, no one can guarantee it now! Banhua's future husband, and if you don't agree with this, you can't change the result! Because Banhua agrees to it! Remember, live in the moment, don't think about what didn't happen, and don't try to change things in the future! Please finish your cigarettes quickly, it's time for us to go back to self-study! ”
Wang Jinbao finished his cigarette in two puffs, and was confused by this scumbag A life lesson, so the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and then he said extremely unconvinced
"That's it! Don't pretend to be a ghost anymore, even if you escape into the empty door, you will be a flower monk at best! Don't put gold on your face, who said that beautiful girls can't go to high school, aren't high school girls now? Aren't the beauties in the university now all the former class flowers? ”
Wang Baoqiang glared
"There must be a dream, what if it comes true! Don't forget, Sun Wukong is a wild monkey, and he eventually became a Buddha, how can I become a Buddha! The class flowers that can get out of high school, the class flowers that go to college smoothly, and the class flowers that finally enter the graduate class, they are all women, and they are all goddesses! And those Banhua who were robbed by me are female ghosts at best, because female bachelors, female masters, female doctors, and female postdocs are not only my goddesses, but also the goddesses of those female ghosts! ”
Wang Jinbao frowned, and said with some disbelief
"Hey! Wang Baoqiang, you think I'm a nerd! You also brag about the cow, not only can you blow the cow's funeral fertility, blow off the entire cow clan, but also blow the dead cow to the sky, and the sky is full of it! Who doesn't know that the girls who graduated with a doctorate have been labeled as exterminators, how can you become a goddess when you run here, what kind of logic are you! ”
Wang Baoqiang glared
"You're no different from a nerd! Move your pig brain to think about it, the girls who graduated with a doctorate, that is called the cultivation of positive fruits, and the work after graduation is basically said to be an annual salary, but an income of more than one million, and those junior high school and high school class flowers, because they can't withstand the temptation, just out of the flower bones, not yet ripe, they began to steal the forbidden fruit, and as a result, they took a wrong step and a wrong step, in addition to welcoming them, they entered the society earlier, accepted the baptism of reality, and it was too early to be as good as the marriage hall, when the female doctor graduated, she was followed by a baby, and a baby in her hand, Carrying a baby on her back, pregnant with a baby on her belly, and being anxious about firewood, rice, oil, salt, and ugliness all day long, like a female ghost living in purgatory in the world, and even if the female doctor is like her, she likes children very much, and she has also given birth to a lot of children, but people have regular lunch breaks on time every day, have a professional chef team for eating, and have a professional nursery team for the baby, and follow her husband all day long, staring at the world map, planning to build whether to go to the Maldives or to the Australian golden coastline, like living in paradise! Don't you want another one to marry another goddess like this as a daughter-in-law? ”
Wang Jinbao couldn't wait to punch this kid, beat the toilet all over to find teeth, thinking that grandma's was cheap and good, so he glared fiercely
"Dude, you're not marrying a daughter-in-law, you're eating soft rice! I can understand this, you originally lived for women, but I'm surprised, those Banhua who were robbed by you, why do you also regard those Banhua who have achieved positive results as goddesses? ”