Time flies by and soon it's the weekend, the sun just rose on Saturday morning, and the big guys are still sleeping lazy, but Zhang Zhaochun got up in the dark, washed his hair and sprayed hair oil for a while, although he sat on the edge of the bed again, humming a little song skillfully, wiping the leather shoes that were already a little dazzling, after Wang Jinbao was woken up, he was so angry that he couldn't wait to use a pillow directly to scrap this neuropathy, but he was already armed to the teeth, but he was wearing "the emperor's new clothes", and there was a risk of being exposed at any time. So he pressed the quilt under his buttocks, and said helplessly

"You monkey brother, did you have a spring last night, dreamed, didn't sleep early in the morning, like a little pig in estrus, what is it? Don't let people live! ”

Zhang Zhaochun paused for two or three seconds, slowed down a little, and the rhythm of shoe shine instantly returned to its normal frequency and said with a smile

"Hey! Haven't you heard that comfort is reserved for the dead, such a good weather, don't hurry up and escape from the cage guarded by the student union, to breathe the air outside the school gate, and enjoy life, you lie in bed, except for wasting air! Waste your life! What is the meaning of being alive? Besides, this dormitory, not your home, if you don't like noisy, there is no donkey hair here, you can drag a few of your hair down as donkey hair, rub two earplugs to plug your donkey ears! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to refute immediately, but after thinking about it carefully, it was not cost-effective, so he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Hey! Don't forget, buddy, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment! Going out so early, aren't you afraid, Xiaohong didn't get up! Frozen like a lost dog, it's not uncomfortable to stand at the door! ”

Zhang Zhaochun snorted, wiped it with cloth shoe polish, beat Chaoliang again, and then stomped his feet on the ground

"That's it! Hurry up and wrap your ass with the quilt, be careful that the wind enters from ***, and then squirts out of your mouth! Not only do you speak with the smell of now, but you also breathe with the smell of from now on! How do you still let us live! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that even if his brother was swimming in the manure pond, getting up and not taking a bath, and walking in the crowd, it would be better than you, who took your Lao Tzu's eye beads to fill the navel of an unclear woman, so he said with a wicked smile

"It's okay! Anyway, since I met you, you sprayed above and below all day, and the infamous is not a day or two, I have already gotten used to it, and I already have antibodies! So you let me go to sleep! ”

As a result, when the two were fighting with each other, Wang Bao threw the book towards the quilt

"You two are not sick! I didn't brush my teeth early in the morning, and I barked like a mad dog! It also makes people not read! ”

Wang Jinbao immediately turned his head to take a look, only to see that Wang Bao's eyes, which were originally shining with green light, suddenly burst into flames, as if they were going to turn the two of them into ashes in an instant, so he said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Lao Huang! I'm so sorry! I thought you hadn't woken up yet, but you were watching romance again! Didn't you see the key part, you just entered the state, and you were going to be affected by the two of me when you were going to fight three hundred rounds in the quilt, and now it's scrapped directly! But don't worry, I won't talk about it now, and close your eyes, and you will slowly entertain yourself! ”

Wang Bao rolled his eyes angrily, and then said extremely helplessly

"Get out of the way! You think everyone is just like you, they have nothing to do and always like to entertain themselves in the bed! Brother, I generally don't entertain, and entertainment can't be without girls, if you want to identify whether I'm scrapped, and you don't worry about others, you can call me that female classmate of yours, and you will get the answer you want in ten months! Besides, it's not something that affects me at all! It's about affecting the entire dorm room! Don't forget that the dormitory is a collective, can you have a little public morality, don't you see that the big guys are sleeping? It's really going to take you twice! ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun smiled, and then said in a weird way, walking towards the window

"That's it! You kid will die if you don't pretend to be all day long! You don't entertain yourself, why does the sun come out and shine on your bed, and the little life on the bed is jumping! And you should say that you are generally not entertained, and you are not human when entertained! Please ask you in bed, I can't wait to drill my eyes into a certain part of the heroine of romance! Where is the time and energy to watch the people in the dorm! Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if your eyes and romance are blind, are your ears deafened by the sound of humming and chirping in the book! Since they are all asleep, why do they snoring one after another at night, there will be no such thing at all? ”

Wang Bao was anxious in an instant, lying on the side of the bed and staring at him

"Look how dirty your kid's mind is! Have you ever studied biology, may I ask if there is no woman XX, a man's YY can only be a semi-finished product, how can a small life be born! The hue of the face is the most unseefty, and everyone knows that he is a hooligan, and he has a dog's tail grass in his ass, and he ran here to pretend to be a hooligan who has drunk ink, are you really shameless? And what you said is not, you guys one by one, didn't say a word, didn't fall asleep, are you like you, like a stray cat in the big autumn, waw wow wow called spring! And I'm weird, you kid is different from normal people's way of thinking, who is the rule of Brother Monkey, you have to snore when you sleep, don't forget to snore This is a disease, like you run out all day long, this is sick to see! Grandma's, I just saw the key part, and was interrupted by you slut, you just said that I didn't see clearly in bed, may I ask you like a ghost, tossing on the ground for a long time, please touch your conscience and say, who of them hasn't fallen asleep?"

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that snoring was indeed a disease, but this disease was different from Zhang Zhaochun's disease, Wang Bao couldn't get the pillow that would fly in, and he was about to be blinded and smashed into a panda eye, so he subconsciously took a look around, and found that these buddies who didn't speak, but there was no reaction at all, their eyes were closed tightly, and their breathing was unusually even, and it made people feel a little fake, seeing this, he smiled bitterly, and finally understood the specific meaning of not waking up a person who was pretending to be asleep, and the result was at this moment, Zhang Zhaochun suddenly pushed the window open, and said with a smile as he walked towards the door

"Get out of the way! I don't know if they're sick or not, anyway, my mind and soul are very healthy, how can I be like you, a slut, I don't say anything about my own romance, and I run to the dormitory to see, polluting the living environment in the entire dormitory, my eyes are closed like a dead person, but I am dreaming of spring one by one, I don't believe you look at it now, one by one quilts rise and fall! For the sake of everyone's health and purify the dormitory environment, I first opened the windows and forcibly ventilated the dormitory! ”

(End of chapter)