Shi Wentao and Liu Bin, because they fell asleep in front of the window, the fog outside was like dry ice on the stage, surging inward, and the two of them were so frozen that they were wrapped in quilts tightly

"Oops! Surnamed Zhang, please close the window quickly! Otherwise, we will freeze and catch a cold, so that your kid can't eat and walk around! ”

As a result, Zhang Zhaochun did not close the window, nor did he smear the soles of his feet as usual, but walked unhurriedly, turned his head and grimaced as he walked

"Look at who you are, colds are caused by covering too tightly and not paying attention to ventilation, you have seen a few people who have frozen in the bed! Is there such a bully as you guys? Do you say I'm easy all day long? I kindly opened the window to prevent the big guys from catching a cold, but instead of appreciating it, you threaten me here! In that case, I won't close this window today, what can you do to me when you get up? I'll tell you the truth, girls don't wear clothes, standing in front of me is a blessing from God! The boy stood in front of me without clothes, and that was the sandbag God gave me! If you don't believe it, you can just let the horse come, and if you don't doubt your life, I won't be called Zhang Zhaochun in the future! ”

Wang Jinbao asked curiously when he heard this

"I know you have that hobby? Under the lewd skin, there is a filthy body, an evil mind, and an ugly soul that commits obscene acts all day long! I don't even bother to say this, except for advising you, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, be careful that one day you meet a female pervert and take you directly over there, it will not be worth it! But I'm wondering now, you kid is so arrogant today, aren't you afraid that we will beat you kid together? Even if you are the god of war, it is in front of your little red and black, don't forget that men who don't wear clothes are also men, how can they become sandbags in front of you? ”

Zhang Zhaochun walked up to Wang Jinbao, stared at his quilt feet, and said with a wicked smile

"Did you kid eat too much yesterday afternoon, why is there more nonsense than this morning? I would like to solemnly warn you once and for all, it is better to keep your mouth shut or the consequences will be serious! There is also trouble for you not to say it in the future, I went to high school, haven't you heard that a gentleman is not lewd! Haven't you heard of my fair lady and gentleman! Brother, is it wrong for me to love someone? Remember that my brother is called the pursuit of love, but I just have to contact a few more girls and explore the origin of life together, so my brother is the biggest one, and it has nothing to do with the obscenity! As for why a few of you stand in front of me, it can only be a sandbag, it's not that you don't hurt to hit me, but the era of duels has passed, and now you have to rely on your brains to do anything, have you ever heard of a soldier who surrenders without a fight! Why are you embarrassed to ask? Are you mentally retarded? Because of a physique like you, you can only destroy a series of luxury cars that have not come out of the 4S store, which is a waste of resources, so I decided to kill you one less for Tianxingdao, and save my resources when the time comes! Ay! For the sake of your appearance like this, forget it, but your brain is still a little crippled, my brother will give you a little bit, a man who doesn't wear a man is also a man, but a man who doesn't wear clothes and lies next to a woman, and a man who can't turn over can only be a boy forever, so you can only be regarded as a little kid, although you have been turning over, but you are just tossing back and forth on the quilt! Ay! I'm so sad to be like you! ”

Wang Jinbao swallowed bitterness angrily, glared fiercely, it was really shameless to the extreme, fortunately there was no Junzilan on the windowsill of the dormitory, otherwise they would have flown out of the windowsill and fall to pieces, not to mention an honest and honest gentleman like himself, I really feel sad to live in a house with such a person, and I can't figure it out, I admit to discussing the origin of life with several girls at the same time, and I am ashamed to say that I am not obscene, is I tired to death on some things, drowned by some unknown liquid, Rushing into the stinky ditch is called indecent, so he said extremely irritably

"Really? Think about good things all day long! I'm afraid that after the killing, you may not even be able to go to the door of the 4S store, and all that is left for you is the iron window! Iron gates! Tiegege! Snot and tears are stringed one after another, singing "Northern Suburbs" while eating! ”

Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhaochun swished, pulled Wang Jinbao's quilt down and threw it in his arms, looking at Wang Jinbao who was sleeping naked, and his eyebrows were crooked when he smiled

"I'm sorry, Lao Huang has already said just now, you kid is sick! But you kid just don't believe it, you say that your brain grows like this, why are your ears not good, don't forget to listen to people's advice to eat well! That's the price of your disobedience! "Northern Suburbs" brother I can sing, but today it is not my brother's turn to sing, why are you being used as a sandbag, because others are bare-ass wolves, bold and not ashamed! You young men in your twenties, running naked all over the corridor, I'm afraid that you have just run out of the dormitory door, and you will be forcibly sent to a mental hospital! Neuropathy will not be investigated for criminal responsibility, and if you also kill pseudo-neurosis for the people, not only will you not be punished, but you will also send me a pennant! If you don't believe me, you can try it! ”

Wang Jinbao hurriedly covered the key parts with a pillow, and said helplessly

"Brother, I was wrong! Not only are you right, but you're all true! Hurry up and give me the quilt, go out and see if Xiaohong is up! ”

Zhang Zhaochun stood at the door, looking at Wang Jinbao's embarrassed appearance, his mouth was like a rotten apricot, he smiled evilly, threw the quilt on his bed, and made a grimace and said while walking out

"Thanks for the reminder! But even if you don't say it, it's almost time for me and Xiaohong to go to the city to witness the surprise! After giving the big guy the wind just now, now I'll use the wind to blow a wake-up call for everyone! Bye-bye!"

After speaking, he deliberately opened the door wide, smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran downstairs, because the windows and doors were all open, and the temperature in the dormitory, which was not high, seemed to drop to zero in an instant, Wang Jinbao wanted to go down and bring up the quilt, but the people who came and went in the corridor, when they walked to the door of their dormitory, they would subconsciously look at each other, and there was no way to lie on the side of the bed, looking at Geng Buyue, who was full of helplessness, and said with a smile

"Mr. Geng, can you please pick up the quilt for me?"

Geng Buyue glared, and then said with a wicked smile

"As the saying goes, if you don't move a snake, a snake won't bite your hand!" Why is your mouth so cheap early in the morning, we waited for a week of lazy sleep, and completely soaked in the soup, this will still want me to get you a quilt, what good things do you want all day long? Besides, it's not me who threw this slut bed for you, why do you want me to get up and get it for you, who threw it where to find whom? And do you think I'm a bully, and you're not without long hands, why do you keep calling me! ”

(End of chapter)