Chapter 439: Midnight phone calls are constantly frightening
When Li Chunyan saw this, she rolled her eyes angrily and hurriedly replied
"Oops! Can you mature a little bit all day long! Don't change your attitude to eat gunpowder at every turn, and find someone to duel at every turn! If you want me to be kicked out of my dorm and squatted in the hallway for the night, call now! Scold one or two to death, that's better! ”
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he dialed the landline number of their dormitory fiercely, and when he was about to press the dial button, he breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that what people said was right, it really made no sense to verbally attack others, and it couldn't solve any problems, it could be said to be the most stupid way, and deleted the phone number, and kicked the bench angrily, and as a result, the kick hurt, and he sat on the ground and rubbed the big mother's toes, and said to himself
"Why is my life so miserable! Others talk about girlfriends, spend all day before the moon, and he is a monkey brother, I can only talk on the phone, everything only stays, beautiful imagination! The most infuriating thing is that not only do you have to be angry with these little girls, but you even have a rotten stool against my brother and me! Life is so bitter that the melon puts the pear pit! ”
As a result, Wang Jinbao's prison and complaint had not yet been sent, and Li Chunyan called and said in a very small voice
"What are you calling so late! The harmful people fall asleep and are tossed by you again! I'm really convinced! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard Li Chunyan's voice here, all his troubles were thrown out of the clouds in an instant, and he said excitedly
"Look what you're asking! Calling you in the dead of night, of course I miss you! Why is your voice so quiet? Didn't they think you were too noisy, did you call the toilet outside? ”
Li Chunyan breathed a long sigh of relief and said extremely helplessly
"Okay, you still have the face to say! It's so late, I don't know it's distressing at all! I'm sure I'm in the bathroom, and if it's a dormitory, I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death by a few of them with pillows! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he said with some confusion
"Since you're talking on the phone in the toilet, why are you talking so quietly? It's hard to talk on the phone in the toilet, and these nerves in your dormitory are also in charge, and they are inevitably a little too wide! ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily and said extremely aggrieved
"No more nonsense! Quickly talk about what to do on the phone! You think everyone is as selfish as you are! I only have myself in my heart all day long, and I always care about the feelings of others! I'm a girl alone, I don't sleep at night, I run to the toilet to make a phone call, don't say that the voice is so small, in case I am seen, don't scold me for having a problem with my brain, that is, she has a problem with her brain! Take 10,000 steps back and say, if the sound is a little bigger, let the building management come up and blast me back to the dormitory, you let me put my face there! ”
Wang Jinbao felt sour when he heard this, because he lived in a house alone, and when he called every night, it could be said that he had never considered this problem, but now it is too late to say anything, because this time has been self-centered, and the most important thing is that every night, a dozen or at least half an hour or more, the little girl has suffered a lot of cold eyes from others for herself, and let a girl bear so much, she is simply too wretched, so she said extremely distressed
"I'm sorry, I didn't know how to make a phone call, there are so many crooked! Then you hurry back to the dormitory, and we'll talk about it tomorrow during the day! ”
Li Chunyan said with a pouting mouth
"I don't! If you don't say it now, I won't be able to sleep at night! What the hell is going on! ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and said with some embarrassment
"In addition to thinking about you, then I just got used to it, listen to your voice every night, and sleep like that so that I can have a good dream!"
Li Chunyan was said by Wang Jinbao in a few words, and her heart beat faster in an instant, and she whispered extremely shyly
"Nasty! It's all night long, except for the flamboyant tongue, making up nonsense to fool me, and there is no truth! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and immediately said seriously
"Baby, everything I say is from the bottom of my heart! Don't believe me, listen to the sound of your heartbeat! ”
When Li Chunyan heard this, she said with some confusion
"What are you doing with nothing, let me listen to your heartbeat? Don't you need money for phone bills? Besides, even if you listen with a stethoscope, your heart must be beating, if your heart doesn't beat, can you still stand here and talk nonsense to me? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and secretly kissed the microphone and said
"Fool, I'm letting you hear the sound of my heartbeat, not asking you to diagnose if I have vital signs! But let you listen to my heart, is it the same as what I just said? Feel like kissing you on the phone, is it happier in reality! ”
Just finished speaking, Wang Jinbao pursed his lips very proudly, thinking to himself Little girl, even if you will stay in the toilet, green-headed flies are flying all over the sky, with your brother's three-inch tongue, it will also make you feel that you are standing in the flowers Fairy, standing in the flowers, is quietly watching, dancing butterflies, feeling that she is the happiest girlfriend in the world, but the phone came out, a middle-aged woman's voice
"I don't sleep at night, if there is something important, hide in the water room and make a phone call!"
Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that this female building manager really has no human touch at all, the little girl called her boyfriend in the toilet, you don't allow it, what does it affect you, haven't you ever been young? It's really convincing you, but at this moment everything is pale and powerless, the school has school rules and regulations, when he was ready to say, baby hurry back to the dormitory, the province was caught, and was nagged for a long time, but what was left for him was only the blind voice of the dudu, hearing this, he breathed a long sigh of relief, lit a cigarette and took a puff lightly, and said extremely irritably
"Hey! People are in love for surprises, but my brother and I are in love, but I am constantly frightened! What is this thing that I do all day long! ”、
After a while, Li Chunyan's text message came
"Stinky guy, the mosquito has bitten me on the arm for several bags, what do you say now!"
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled and he immediately replied
"Baby, I'm sorry! Makes you suffer! If I'm around, as long as there are mosquitoes, I'll cut my wrists and feed the mosquitoes so that they will never hurt you! It's a pity that I want to be wandering alone for you to have your happy home, and I can only express my deep apologies and infinite thoughts with an affectionate hug! ”
Within a minute of the text message being sent, Li Chunyan's text message came again
"Thank you! Little old man! I'm sorry! I wanted to chat with you more, but the conditions didn't allow it! But you're right, if the relationship between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight, let alone on the phone in these few minutes, the phone bill is so expensive, I can also hear your heartbeat when I send a text message, let me listen to your heartbeat now, okay? ”