When Wang Jinbao saw this, his eyes instantly turned black, as if he felt that the end of the world was coming, because Li Chunyan's last sentence, although it was only a few simple words, contained a very amazing amount of information, and if he wanted to hear the sound of his heartbeat, he was saying in disguise, he should send a long text message to supplement the spiritual appetite of the young lady, so he replied with an extremely painful facial expression

"Baby, there is no voice function in text messages, I don't want you to be wronged when I call, I'll call you tomorrow morning, so that you can listen to my heartbeat, do you think this is good? Besides, today's training day is too tiring, I want to rest early, and I will have to take the assessment tomorrow, in case I fail the assessment, it will be a loss for our little two! Good night, baby! Miss you! ”

But Wang Jinbao's sleeping position has not been adjusted yet, and Li Chunyan's text message came again

"If you don't mess with me all day long, will you die? If you don't give me gas before going to bed, will you be wronged to death? I can't hear your heartbeat tonight, and you won't have to contact you tomorrow, I don't want to have anything to do with a heartless person like you! Where to go, where to save what you can do for yourself! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, this is not a typical vexatious trouble, I don't want to teach you a lesson today, in the future, you little girl, I thought that my brother I was made of mud, and I pinched how I wanted, so I pressed the mobile phone keyboard fiercely and began to type, please don't have nothing to do, don't sleep well at night, what are you tossing around here, I really obeyed you, but just lost here, he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that since the girl dares to call you face to face, it proves that she is ready to win, Besides, talking to a girl is undoubtedly talking about life with a neurotic, and there is only one result, that is, the reason does not make sense, and the negotiator begins to doubt life!

Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, took a puff of cigarette, and thought that since he can't provoke others, then there is only one way to leave it to himself, obediently give it to others, reply to a five-hundred-word text message, and coax this big and small, sister to be happy, and the province has started a cold war again, and the whole person is not willing to give up for a day, so he gives full play to his strengths, and picks up good writing

"Little girl, don't be crazy! Sooner or later, I'll let you break this habit! ”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao's text message rang again, and he thought that at the very least, it should be thank you, husband, you really praised the text message, but it turned out to be

"It's like a dead man all day long, if I don't ask for you, I won't take the initiative, send long text messages to coax people, do you really think I'm air? I'm really convinced! In the future, except for the morning, noon and evening phone calls, don't call if you don't have anything to do, the phone bill is so expensive, I don't know how to save a little bit all day long, do you live like this? Remember? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, rolled his eyes angrily, and thought to himself that it seems to be unreasonable, it is really a girl's specialty, a little bullying people, you have no way at all, but since she is so angry, then it must be that the anger has not disappeared, because the girl is vexatious, nothing more than three situations, the first one is a few days a month, seeing everyone is like a monster, and I want to say a few words when I have nothing to do! In the second case, if you feel uncomfortable and hold your stomach, you can't wait to drink the other party's blood! The third situation is that I can't bear to be lonely and want you to accompany her well, and now the first situation has been ruled out, so I smiled bitterly back

"Obey my wife's instructions! But I miss you, how can I express my heart-rending thoughts without calling! ”

As soon as the text message was sent, Wang Jinbao regretted it, feeling that he was looking for something to do, and dug a big hole for you, but there was no way to withdraw it, and sure enough, Li Chunyan's text message was almost close to a second text message

"That's it! I know how you miss me all day long, talking about how you miss me! How to love me! It really seems to be all lip service! Don't wait so long, shouting all day long that you came to see me at school, but so far, I still only have a two-inch photo of you, and the most annoying thing is still black and white! Don't even bother to take a color photo, can you talk less nonsense all day long, like someone else's boyfriend, it's actually good! Take 10,000 steps back and say, is it true that your mobile phone only has a voice call function, not a text message function? If you don't want to get in touch, just say it, there's no need to make excuses here, see you all day long, nonsense and reason, sometimes I really want to kick you to the moon! Since you want to think about my heartbreak, then from tomorrow, after the phone call in the morning, noon and evening, you send me another text message of 60 words, provided that there are no repetitive words, otherwise you will not love me! Where to go, where to save what you can see! Don't waste my phone battery anymore! Go to sleep! ”

Wang Jinbao was completely speechless when he saw this, although he was so angry that he bit Li Chunyan twice, but the two of them were thousands of miles apart, in case the mobile phone was bitten out, it was himself who lost, thinking of this, he thought about it again, and he was angry with his girlfriend, and he would not be angry sooner or later, so he rubbed his face, ready to sleep beautifully, and continue to transfuse glucose tomorrow, but he just closed his eyes and opened the mobile phone text message

"Little old man! Didn't get angry tonight and offer praise! Looks like I've really been trained! Husband, kneel down! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, his eyes almost flew out, and he directly broke the mobile phone screen, thinking that he had performed well and praised him, your little girl is inevitably too picky, not practical at all, and kiss one to kiss one, and also apply the lines of the TV series, to my brother and I knelt down, I wanted to call and clean up beautifully, but then I thought about it when she just fell asleep, and she had to get dressed when she answered the phone, and she had to be counted in the dormitory, and she was left alone thousands of miles away, it was already very bitter, there was no need to toss him again, Then he rolled his eyes and quickly replied to a text message

"Thank you, my wife, for the compliment! Didn't you tell me that when you're in a bad mood, I'm your punching bag! When you're not in a beautiful mood, I'm your kaleidoscope! When you want to lose your temper, I'm your trash can! In the future, as long as you can be happy, whatever you let you do, then I will do it! Because I was born to be happy! But I don't know anything now, kneeling is kneeling until dawn, quietly guarding you! Or kneel down, get into the bed, tell you a story, and quietly guard you! ”