Chapter 36 A zombie who doesn't want to deliver tofu is not a good driver
"Come down for me!"
Ding-tink, ding-tink, ding-ding!
In less than 5 seconds, I smashed my mountain bike to pieces and finally got the bike chain that I had been dreaming of.
"No~to~ah~"
Zhang Jieming, who had already run into the northern suburbs park, heard the sound, turned around, and looked at the mountain bike under my feet with incredulous eyes.
Well, it's more appropriate to call it a pile of scrap metal now.
Well?
Can a knight who doesn't have a bicycle still be called a knight?
Let you drag it, I can't pull it up now, hahahaha.
Of course, I can only smile in my heart, because I can't beat him, and I'm still afraid of death.
"Don't look at it, don't look at it, ride the kart in a while, you're still a knight."
I hurriedly slipped the chain into my pouch and climbed over the turnstiles.
"You!" Zhang Jieming was obviously so angry that he couldn't even speak, so he could only stomp his feet on the spot.
It is also said that a handsome and dashing man lives with his beloved bicycle all the year round in the last days.
Like glue, inseparable, when crossing obstacles, you have to fly like wings.
I can understand that no matter how much it drops, it can also produce strong emotions.
But what the hell is it that you big man has tears in the corners of his eyes, and he keeps biting his lower lip with his front teeth, shaking awkwardly, and stomping his feet?
"Let's go, let's go, it's important to save people, it's important to save people."
Ignoring his coquettish little woman, I patted him on the shoulder, then comforted him and walked straight to the go-kart park.
All kinds of amusement facilities are still largely in their original appearance, but they have long been rusted and mottled.
When the breeze blows, some of the taller facilities, such as the jumping machine, will make a squeaky sound.
The paved floor has grown with all kinds of weeds, and even a thigh-thick tree has grown in the middle of the road.
The desolation made me a little worried.
What if the go-kart is also scrapped?
What if you can't find gas?
What if Yu Peier and Ji Ji can't be saved?
"Well, you said you were a human, why did you join the Order?"
In order to divert my attention, I had to try to communicate with Benjamin Zhang.
But don't look at the fact that he talked a lot with Yu Peier before, but he still ignored me completely.
Just threw a disgusted look at me.
"Well, there's a question then, do you drive a go-kart?" I don't care about being embarrassed, I don't know where I'm going to go if I don't say anything.
"Yes."
Although Zhang Jieming only replied with one word, it made me breathe a sigh of relief.
"Then do you like green peppers?"
It's not like I'm trying to learn from some potato imp who likes to show his ass.
It was because I actually saw a small bush full of green peppers on the side of the road.
"Do you want to eat it?" Seeing that he didn't answer, I quickly went to pick two green peppers and handed him one.
"That's enough, don't kick your nose in the face, I haven't settled accounts with you about mountain bikes yet!"
Zhang Jieming angrily discharged my hand, and the green pepper in my hand fell to the ground and split in half.
"What's the murder, it's true, I'll compensate you for one after I rescue Yu Peier."
In my backyard, there is a large bicycle cemetery.
Those yellow bicycles, although they are all bearing-driven, cannot be the material of the 'dirty trade', but it is still no problem to complete the essential work of a bicycle.
Thinking of this, I said confidently, "No, don't say one, a hundred will be paid to you." ”
"Pull it down, my one is a lightning limited edition." Zhang Jieming roared in a low voice.
I saw that he was ready to use his trembling hand to take the big sword behind his back, so I quickly closed my mouth and ran in the direction of the go-kart track.
Although the park was big, we were fast enough to find the go-kart venue in a few minutes.
The situation was much more optimistic than I expected, although there were a few completely scrapped go-karts on the grounds.
But Benjamin found a garage.
It is full of premium go-karts that are privately customized by premium members.
He ripped off the cloth covering one of the go-karts, and a high-end kart dressed in red and white pretending to be Optimus Prime was displayed in front of us.
"Hehe, high-level things are just different." I was happy that the go-kart covered in cloth was like brand new.
The tires are perfect, not even the paint is scratched.
Zhang Jieming put his hand on it, sat on it, checked the dashboard, and then said, "The oil is full." ”
God help me, I excitedly lifted the go-kart next to me, the Minion livery, I like it.
He quickly tied the bag containing the 'dirty deal' parts to the engine cover at the back of the car and sat down in the same way.
I suddenly remembered one thing, Zhang Jieming can drive, I can't.
But luckily, I still have a killer idea in my head.
"Sister Handbook, do you have any skills like vehicle mastery?"
"Question answer, the vehicle is proficient in skills, you can drive all vehicles after learning, the price is 5000 points, do you want to learn?"
The manual didn't pit me unexpectedly this time, but the 5,000 gene points made me a little painful.
"Learn." Gritting my teeth, in order to save Yu Peier and Ji Ji, I don't have time to think about it anymore.
"Learning successful, remaining gene points: 1128 points."
I suddenly remembered something, I don't seem to have much chance to drive a vehicle.
"Excuse me, is there a kart driving master?"
"Yes, you are proficient in go-kart driving, you can drive a go-kart after learning, the price is 50 points, because you have learned to be proficient in vehicles, it is not recommended to repeat the study."
I just said why this time the manual honestly quoted the skill profile and price, it turned out to be waiting for me here.
"Pit daddy, this is!"
I slammed the steering wheel in anger.
"What's your nerves?" Zhang Jieming naturally couldn't hear the conversation in my head, and after glaring at me, he started the go-kart, "Are you ready?" Let's go! ”
said that he was asking me, but in fact, without waiting for me to answer, I saw him twist the accelerator, and the Optimus Prime kart seemed to vent the anger that had been hidden in the snow for ten years.
With a "boom" from the exhaust pipe, blue flames burst out, and in an instant, they rushed out of the garage.
I also hurriedly started the Minion kart, the newly learned vehicle proficiency skills are really bull's nose, like me, a zombie who goes out all by 11 roads (legs), actually like an old driver, skillfully completed the gear start.
If you see a yellow lightning bolt on the road outside of Janet, that's right, it's me.
From today onwards, I am a tofu guy!