Chapter Thirty-Seven: Go, Minions
With the roar of the engine, Zhang Jieming and I drove one after the other on the main road in the park.
As soon as I stepped on the gas, the Minion kart was on fire and overtook the Optimus Prime kart in front of me.
Because the main road is full of all kinds of strange obstacles, such as small trees growing in the middle of the road, collapsed garbage cans, and branches that are scraped off at some point.
With my proficient vehicles and driving skills, my body also swayed from side to side with the Minion Kart, and I felt like I was riding a tumbling train.
"I've hit the limit, hahahaha!"
However, as soon as the words fell, I couldn't get up, because I had already driven to the gate of the park.
A hard brake.
Damn, I don't know what the humans used to think, but they had to set up such a long row of turnstiles when they built such a big gate.
Go-karts naturally can't be driven.
If I could evolve into termites, I'd have knocked them all out of the way, but I still have 20 hours of cooldown.
I had to honestly wait for Zhang Jieming to come over.
Then we tried to move the go-kart out together.
"Well, can you not face me?"
When we squatted down and tried to lift the go-kart, Zhang Jieming said a word coldly.
I looked at him, then at my own little step Shiren, and smiled knowingly, "The sun is coming out in the west, and you actually took the initiative to talk to me." ”
"Cut." Zhang Jieming turned his head away and ignored me again.
This man is awkward.
"Little step Shiren won't get in the way of you, if you don't want to see it, help me find a pair of pants." I shook my head, not intending to turn around, "I'm not flexible in the first place, and if I turn around, I won't be able to move this car." ”
Besides, it's not like I want to go bare-ass.
The Hulk or something that changes his body and bursts his clothes explodes the upper half of his body, but every time I change my body, it explodes the lower half of my body, what can I do?
Who should I talk to about the grievances in my heart?
"Hmph." Zhang Jieming snorted coldly, and then turned around.
But he had just turned his back to me, and before he could crouch down, he shook his wit, and then turned back again.
"You shouldn't be reluctant to give up my prosperous beauty, right?" I looked at him with a sneer, "What are you doing when you were wandering around in Zhende Town before?" ”
"The rain girl has no melons."
I don't know if he was so angry that he even burst out the Zhendezhen dialect, but fortunately, I'm also a local corpse, and I know that what he said is 'it has nothing to do with you'.
"You wait here, I'll find you pants."
The awkward Zhang Jieming dropped this sentence and walked towards the small shop at the entrance of the park.
A minute later, he was really found.
"Put it on, in broad daylight, what kind of system." With that, he threw the black trousers in his hand to me.
I hurriedly put my stiff legs inside, but this feel, this fabric, how does it feel wrong.
"Well, what did you get me? Because the hair is so tight, are you deliberately making it difficult for my limbs to be inflexible? ”
I can only mention half of the black pants, and the remaining half can't be put on because my body is too stiff.
"Don't force it, put it on quickly, Yu Pei'er is still waiting for us to save her." Zhang Jieming said with a disdainful face.
I saw that there was a tag on my pants, so I quickly turned it over and looked, good guy, tight wetpants.
"What, as a zombie, I'm actually the best in the zombie world in terms of flexibility, but what, Zhang Jieming, if you want to save people in a hurry, come and help me put it on."
I couldn't put it on my own, and I writhed on the ground for a long time, and I only moved my pants up a little.
"retarded."
Zhang Jieming scolded angrily, and then pulled out the big sword behind his back and swung it at me who fell to the ground.
Before I could scream, he cut off the bottom half of his wetpants, "Speed." ”
I was so frightened that I kicked my legs and put my hands on hard to finally lift my pants.
It also helped me.
Then we successfully lifted the two go-karts through the turnstile and set out on a journey to catch up with the wheel tracks of the pickup truck.
Fortunately, no other vehicles have been driven over the years, and tire marks are noticeable on the dusty roads, making it effortless to track.
As the road gradually entered Wandeng Town, Kunhe City, which is close to Zhende Town, there were more abandoned vehicles on the road.
Immediately after that, Zhang Jieming's crow actually stopped on the billboard of 'Welcome to Wandeng Town', waiting for us.
"Silly dog, silly dog."
When the crow saw me in front of me, it screamed twice and flapped its wings and flew up.
Led by the crow, I found a dirty, unshapely furball, and yes, it was my zombie Bichon Frise.
Although it failed to protect Yu Pei'er, it tracked the pickup all the way and came to Wandeng Town.
"Ugly!"
I hurriedly stopped the go-kart and went to check, but fortunately it was not injured, it was just out of strength.
I quickly took out a can from my sweatshirt pocket, tore it open, and put it next to him, "You rest here for a while, I'll come back to pick you up." ”
At the same time, Zhang Jieming also stopped the car, opened his right arm, and let the crow slowly land on it.
"Crow, have you found the people from Rongxin's base?" Zhang Jieming stroked its head, and took some food out of his pocket and fed it to the crow.
The crow had finished eating the bird's food and cried out in a terrible voice, "Front, front, camp, camp." ”
"Good." Zhang Jieming raised his arm, and the crow flew away very cooperatively, followed by his signature action, a male dog peed, and then rolled out of the go-kart, "We walked over, the go-kart was too noisy." ”
"Wait." I stopped Zhang Jieming, "There are many people on the other side, there are light machine guns, and snipers, if we are reckless, we will definitely die, it is autumn now, and it will be dark soon, and then we will have an Assassin's Creed." ”
Zhang Jieming frowned, it was obviously not his style to sneak in, but when he heard me say that the other party had light machine guns and snipers, his eyes were obviously a little drifting.
It seems that he is not strong enough to cut through the battlefield.