Chapter 445: One Punch for Constipation, I'm a Professional! (Ask for a recommendation vote wow!) )
Lu Qi?
Isn't that the number one on the Super God Peak List...... No wonder this kid dares to drag like this.
However, relying on the number one of his super god peak list, do you dare to be so arrogant in front of Lao Tzu?
Look at how I taught you today!
Ye Yuan stared at Lu Yunyan with a murderous gaze, pursed his lips, and said angrily: "Are you very good?" Please put down your body! ”
"Why? Why? Lao Tzu is very good! Lao Tzu just doesn't let go of his body, if he has the ability, he will come to fight with me! Lu Qi glared at Ye Yuan very angrily and said.
"Okay, you forced me, then, don't blame me for being unkind to you!" Ye Yuan clenched his fists with a murderous expression.
He hooked the corners of his mouth, showed a murderous smile, and said to Lu Qiqi very playfully: "Lu Qiling, believe it or not, I only need one fist to beat the poop out of your stomach." ”
"Hehe, you're really good at bragging! If you don't punch the poop out of my stomach, then I'll kick you out of here, out of the mystery! Lu Qiyan said very lightly.
"Hmph, I'll make you see reality. Please be ready, my fist, to come at you!! ”
"One Punch Man!!"
Ye Yuan slammed his clenched fist into Lu Yu's stomach.
The speed was so fast that Lu Yun couldn't dodge for a while.
Just heard the sound of "bang", Lu Yunyan was rammed out by Ye Yuan's punch.
"Boss!!"
Lu Yun's younger brothers rushed to their boss's "corpse" one after another.
"Boss, how are you?"
Lu Yun was out of breath and panting, and the whole person was extremely confused.
"I'll fuck my sister's ...... Lao Tzu's belly ...... It hurts......" Lu Yun frowned and said very uncomfortably.
Then, Lu Yun's body suddenly made a "poof" sound.
"Wow! The boss's fart is really stinky! Lu Yun's younger brother covered his mouth and nose with disgust.
Lu Yun's licking dog took the opportunity to say: "It is said that a person who farts very stinky means that his body is very healthy and strong!" ”
Lu Yun's eyes widened and he said, "My mother, that kid really knocked out the poop in my stomach......"
"What? Did the boss pull the poop in his pants? Lu Qi's younger brothers were very surprised.
"Hey, boss, you're really unhygienic like this!"
Seeing his little brother, they all looked at him with contempt, Lu Qiyan was immediately unhappy, and he yelled loudly: "Shut up Lao Tzu when you step on the horse!" Lao Tzu happened to be constipated in the past few days when he stepped on the horse, and he squatted in the pit for an hour or two every day, and he couldn't pull out any goods from the horse. Now Lao Tzu has finally pulled out all the inventory of a few days, which really solves one of my problems. ”
"Huh? Boss, you should really thank that stinky boy! Licking Dog Six said.
Lu Yun kicked on the little brother's jio, and said scoldingly: "Should I still thank him?" I should have beaten him to his knees and begged for mercy! So many people have seen this embarrassment of mine, if this is spread out, how can I still mix in this mythical continent in the future! ”
"That stinky boy is so hateful that he actually made our boss embarrassed in public. So, we should go and tie up that stinky boy and hang him hard!! ”
With this call, the licking dogs suddenly put on a passionate posture. They shouted in unison: "Oligi, it's over!" ”
"Ahem," Ye Yuan tactically cleared his throat, and then looked at Lu Yunyan and his group of dog-licking brothers in great surprise.
He exclaimed, "Hey, you guys, I heard you want to tie me up and hang me?" I feel like you're here, you're whimsical! It's a fool's dream! It's speechless, it's hopeless! ”
"You talk a lot of nonsense, can't we tie you up with a few of us?" Lu Yun licked the dogs, looked at Ye Yuan in unison, and said: "You just succeeded in sneaking up on our boss once, you must not think that you are very powerful, in fact, in our eyes, you are not even a fart!" ”
"So, do you want to be like your boss and experience the pleasure of being constipated and unobstructed?" Ye Yuan raised his eyebrows, looked at Lu Yun's licking dogs, and said playfully.
"You're very arrogant, when you're whipped by us later, I hope you can still maintain your current strength!" Lu Yun's licking dogs said.
Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a wicked smile: "Let's go together, I will make you recognize the reality with one move." ”
"Brother Meng, let's go together!!"
Lu Yun's licking dogs pounced on Ye Yuan together.
Ye Yuan clenched his fists violently and roared, "Olli gives!" ”
Immediately after, he quickly swung out his clenched fist, and he didn't dare to push too hard.
Because he was afraid that one punch would ram these licking dogs to the goddess of death.
"Bang bang bang ......" after a series of sounds.
The row of licking dogs standing in front of Ye Yuan was beaten out by Ye Yuan with his fist.
As they flew out, their bodies emitted a series of "poof" sounds in the air.
The air was instantly filled with the smell of Olli.
"I'll !!"
"I can clearly perceive that a fierce urge that is so strong that it is difficult to suppress is hitting my fragile and helpless brain nerves!!"
"No matter how hard I try to hold it, I can't stop the surging stool, my cute poop, break through my hemorrhoids defense, and come to this flowery world outside......"
"His fists are really powerful!! It actually cured the constipation that had plagued us for a long time!! ”
Ye Yuan looked at the licking dogs whose brows were twisted together in the air, and he was in a happy mood.
"These guys are all constipation patients. Looks like I've done another good thing! One punch to cure constipation, I'm a professional!! ”
The arrogant Lu Yun, as well as his arrogant licking dog, were all beaten by Ye Yuan to the ground at this moment, and his stomach felt relaxed.
Ye Yuan walked up to Lu Qiyan, looked at him condescendingly, and said, "Lu Qiyan, although you are the number one on the Super God Peak List, you can't be so arrogant. If each of us can be respectful of others and be humble at all times. Then the world will become a beautiful world. ”
Then Ye Yuan turned to face the melon-eating crowd who were gathered around to watch the excitement, and he said loudly to these melon-eating crowds: "Friends from all over the world, do you think I did the right thing?" If you think I'm doing the right thing, give me some applause. ”
Suddenly, there was a burst of warm applause around the shore crashing on the shore.
"Well done!!"
Well, that's a lot of positive energy.
PS: Kneel and beg for a recommendation ticket~
(To be continued...... )