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Lu Qi?
Isn't that the number one on the Super God Peak List...... No wonder this kid dares to drag like this.
However, relying on the number one of his super god peak list, do you dare to be so arrogant in front of Lao Tzu?
Look at how I taught you today!
Ye Yuan stared at Lu Yunyan with a murderous gaze, pursed his lips, and said angrily: "Are you very good?" Please put down your body! ”
"Why? Why? Lao Tzu is very good! Lao Tzu just doesn't let go of his body, if he has the ability, he will come to fight with me! Lu Qi glared at Ye Yuan very angrily and said.
"Okay, you forced me, then, don't blame me for being unkind to you!" Ye Yuan clenched his fists.
He hooked the corners of his mouth, showed a murderous smile, and said to Lu Qiqi very playfully: "Lu Qiqi, believe it or not, I only need a fist to beat the Xiang out of your stomach." ”
"Hehe, you're really good at bragging! If you don't punch Sho out of my stomach, I'll slap your skull off your neck. Lu Yunyan said with great disdain.
"Ready, then, my fist, to come!!"
"One Punch Man!!"
Ye Yuan slammed his clenched fist into Lu Yu's stomach.
The speed was too fast, and Lu was unable to dodge for a while.
Just heard the sound of "bang", Lu Yunyan was rammed out by Ye Yuan's punch.
"Boss!!"
Lu Yun's younger brothers rushed to their boss's "corpse" one after another.
"Boss, how are you?"
Lu Yun was out of breath and panting, and the whole person was extremely confused.
"I'm hanging his sister...... Lao Tzu's belly ...... It hurts......" Lu Yun frowned and said very uncomfortably.
Then, Lu Yun's body suddenly made a "poof" sound.
"Wow! The boss's fart is really stinky! Lu Yun's younger brother covered his mouth and nose with disgust.
Lu Yun's licking dog took the opportunity to say: "It is said that a person who farts very stinky means that his body is very healthy and strong!" ”
Lu Yun's eyes widened and said, "My mother, that kid really knocked out the Xiang in my stomach......"
"What? Did the boss pull in his crotch? Lu Qi's younger brothers were very surprised.
"Hey, you're like this, it's really unhygienic!"
Hearing his little brother, they all looked disdainful, Lu Yunyan was immediately unhappy, and he roared loudly: "Shut up Lao Tzu when you step on the horse!" Lao Tzu happened to be constipated in the past few days when he stepped on the horse, and he squatted in the pit for an hour or two every day, and he couldn't pull out any goods from the horse. Now Lao Tzu has finally stepped on the horse to pull out all the inventory of several days, you licking dogs, don't hurry up and lick Lao Tzu clean!! ”
"Huh? Boss, are you serious? You're really here for us to lick you! In this way, we are very shameless! ”
Lu Yun kicked on this little brother's jio, and said scoldingly: "For you licking dogs, isn't licking me the most face-saving thing for you?" ”
"Wow, what the boss said really makes sense! We've always been proud to kneel and lick the boss! So now, let's give the boss Olli together and lick it clean!! ”
With this call, the licking dogs suddenly put on a passionate posture. They shouted in unison: "Oligi, it's over!" ”
"Ahem," Ye Yuan tactically cleared his throat, and then looked at Lu Yunyan and his group of dog-licking brothers in great surprise.
He said loudly, "Hey, you guys, can you please stop doing such a disgusting thing in front of me!" If you dare to lick him in front of me, then I don't mind punching out the Xiang in your belly. Do you want to experience the joy of body blasting? ”
"Body bursting ......" Lu Yun's licking dogs were suddenly a little panicked, they all looked at Ye Yuan and said, "Actually, we are very curious about what it feels like to burst the body, so we ......"
"So you want to experience it?" Ye Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Yun's licking dogs.
"Yes, please let us experience it." Lu Yun's licking dogs said.
Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a wicked smile: "You can experience it if you want to, but you have to come over and lick me first." ”
Lu Yun's licking dogs asked, "How do you want us to lick you?" ”
Ye Yuan said: "How do you usually lick Lu Yu, how do you lick me now." ”
Lu Yun licked the dogs, climbed to Ye Yuan's feet one after another, and then licked Ye Yuan's two shoes spotlessly with a dog-like attitude, licking the wet saliva of the dogs, and it was still shining on his uppers.
"Okay, then I'll let you experience the joy of spraying."
Ye Yuan asked Lu to lick the dogs and stand neatly in front of him.
Then he clenched his fists and yelled, "Ollie!!" ”
Immediately after, he quickly swung out his clenched fist, and he didn't dare to push too hard.
Because he was afraid that one punch would ram these licking dogs to the goddess of death.
"Bang bang bang ......" after a series of sounds.
The row of licking dogs standing in front of Ye Yuan was beaten out by Ye Yuan with his fist.
As they flew out, their bodies emitted a series of "poof" sounds in the air.
The air was instantly filled with the smell of Olli.
"My dear mother!! Is this what it feels like to have a body burst? It's really comfortable!! It's a million times cooler than a normal squatting pit poop! ”
"I can clearly perceive that a fierce intent that is so strong that it is difficult to suppress is hitting my simple and young heart fiercely, no matter how hard I try to hold it, I can't stop the surging waves, break through my hemorrhoids defense line, and come to this flowery world outside...... My body, at this moment, is crispy and numb, as if it is constantly electrocuted, which makes me ashamed and refreshed, and the happiness in this is really indescribable......"
Ye Yuan looked at the licking dogs who were screwing their brows together in the air, and had some doubts in his heart: "These guys, have they all been constipated for many days?" Isn't it just pulling an Olli to give, as for such an exaggeration? ”
The arrogant Lu Yun, as well as his arrogant licking dog, were all beaten to the ground by Ye Yuan at this moment, and their bodies were constantly twitching.
Ye Yuan walked up to Lu Qiyan, looked at him condescendingly, and said, "Lu Qiyan, although you are the number one on the Super God Peak List, you can't be so arrogant. If each of us can be Venerable to others, we should always maintain a humble posture. Then the world will become a beautiful world. ”
Then Ye Yuan turned to face the melon-eating crowd who were gathered around to watch the excitement, and he said loudly to these melon-eating crowds: "Friends from all over the world, do you think I did the right thing?" If you think I'm doing the right thing, give me some applause. ”
Suddenly, there was a burst of warm applause around the shore crashing on the shore.
"Well done!!"
Well, that's a lot of positive energy.
(To be continued...... )