Chapter 2 The Elixir of Personality
What's going on, what's going on with the golden light flashing in the phone just now, how can I feel like I've been slapped in the face with a fist?
Looking at the WeChat in his hand in a little bewilderment, Ji Yang looked at Tai Bai Xing's smug smile, and couldn't help but feel a chill behind him.
This can't be true, is it really the Immortal Tai Bai Xing who is talking to him, the Jade Emperor in WeChat, the Queen Mother, the Monkey King, and the King of Yama are all true.
"Boy, you believe it this time. ”
Tai Bai Xing spoke again.
"Delusion, definite delusion, if you are really too platinum, unless you come to me at once, so I will believe it. ”
Ji Yang said boldly.
"I've already returned to Heaven, the laws of the Three Realms are not a joke, the Three Realms are blocked by laws, this time to go to the mortal world is also a special approval of the Jade Emperor, and it also consumes a lot of immortal mana, it is impossible to go to the mortal world again for a short time, let me appear in front of you It's no fun." ”
"Fuck your uncle, you are a snake spirit, a liar, return the mana, return the law of the Three Realms, you go to the grave to burn newspapers and fool the ghost. ”
Looking at Tai Bai Xing's words, Ji Yang also smiled coldly, sure enough, he thought too much, it seems that because he broke up with Zhang Lili, he was in a bad mood and had an illusion, and the golden light was all an illusion.
"Stinky boy, compare me with the low-level goblins, don't give you something powerful, you really think I'm too platinum star is for nothing, look good. ”
The golden light of the mobile phone lit up again, and Ji Yang was hurt by the golden light, and then saw a black ball the size of a basketball flying out of the plane.
The black ball fell into Ji Yang's hand, and a strange fragrance emanated from the black ball, and the black ball was very similar to the pills he saw on weekdays, but this head was a little too big.
Looking at the oversized pill in his hand, Ji Yang sat directly on the ground in fright, and his mobile phone also fell to the ground, the weather forecast said that today's temperature was more than 30 degrees, but Ji Yang felt that he was chilling, looking at the pills, looking at the mobile phone, his body couldn't help but tremble.
Ji Yang's reaction is normal, this is the instinctive fear of people in the face of unknown things, immortals, ghosts, goblins, isn't this all a mythical story, how can it really exist, and he was touched today.
looked around in horror, since even immortals exist, aren't ghosts real, will there be ghosts next to you?
Ji Yang was instigated, he was really coaxed, and the more he thought about it, the more scared he became.
"Buzz ......"
The phone was still vibrating, obviously it was too Bai Xing to speak, Ji Yang was frightened in his heart, and the whole person was also a little apprehensive, but he still picked up the phone curiously.
Curiosity kills cats, people will be afraid of unknown things, and they will also explore many unknown things because of curiosity.
The reason why these unsolved mysteries such as UFOs, wild people, and water monsters are loved by so many people is entirely because of people's curious nature.
"Boy, are you scared to pee, you believe it this time. ”
Looking at Tai Bai Xing's words, Ji Yang could think of Tai Bai Xing's proud appearance at this time.
Zhang Lili broke up because she looked down on herself, Ji Yang was already angry in his heart, this was too Bai Xing's words to undoubtedly satirize him, and Ji Yang was completely angry in his heart.
"Pee fart, if you have the ability, you come to me, Lao Tzu wants to fight with you, see if I don't strip you naked and throw you to Africa as a duck!"
As soon as the words came out, Ji Yang also regretted it a little, he wanted to withdraw the words, but he gave up again, he wanted to see what Tai Bai Xing said.
Anyway, Tai Bai Xing said that he couldn't come to the mortal world, and he was still afraid of a hair, but the big deal was that he was hit twice by the golden light in WeChat.
On the way to Nantianmen, Tai Baixing's face turned black when he saw Ji Yang's words, he didn't know where this Africa was, but when he was a duck, he understood that Ji Yang was going to turn him into a poultry.
Tai Bai Xing thought that the duck was a poultry, but the duck that Ji Yang said naturally did not mean this, if he knew Ji Yang's original intention, I don't know if he would ignore the laws of the Three Realms and come to the mortal world to find Ji Yang desperately at the cost of his soul being scattered.
"It was a snake spirit before, but this time it's a duck, you kid is ruthless!"
"If you don't accept it, come, otherwise don't bother, the gods will be cows. ”
Tai Bai Xing's words were obviously a little soft, and Ji Yang also became proud.
What's wrong with the immortals, anyway, he can't come to the mortal world, what are he afraid of him doing, if he dares to deal with himself through WeChat, then he will throw away this mobile phone directly.
At this time, Ji Yang's thoughts also changed, and the fear in his heart no longer existed, he was now a person who could chat with the immortals, was there a second person in the mortal world who was as good as himself?
Get in touch with these immortals, and in the future, you won't be full of banknotes, and the girls will come together and beat all kinds of dissatisfaction.
"Just now I was still saying that I regretted it, but I didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly, my brother is absolutely awesome. ”
Ji Yang said softly with excitement on his face.
Of course, if you want to have a good relationship with these people in heaven and earth, you can't offend yourself, right, and the Tai Bai Xing in front of you naturally can't be offended.
"Hehe, Tai Bai Xing, you are an immortal, the laws of the Three Realms can't let you come to the mortal world, the Jade Emperor specially approved you to come to the mortal world, and you also consumed the mana of many immortals, is there something wrong?"
Pull the relationship, set almost, it is not false that Ji Yang has been able to be admitted to Linhai Medical University by his own efforts for so many years.
"Well, your kid has a good understanding, he is a seedling, there must be something, but I can't tell you for the time being, but this mobile phone is given to you, and naturally I treat you as my own person, and I won't treat you badly. ”
Seeing Tai Bai Xing's words, Ji Yang understood that he was really right, the Jade Emperor did not hesitate to violate the law of the Three Realms to let Tai Bai Xing come to the mortal world, and it seemed that the matter was not small.
But why is he a poor and white sling being valued by Tai Bai Xing, is it really because of the five hundred yuan?
I can't figure it out, Tai Bai Xing doesn't plan to tell the truth to himself, and these are not important now, the most important thing is to get some benefits from the other party to strengthen himself, otherwise he will be abandoned by the other party one day, and he will lose a lot of money before he gets the sweetness from the other party.
"That's that, everyone is their own person, the great cause of the Heavenly Court family will naturally not lose me, and I don't pick this person, the elixir, the immortal weapon, just smash it. ”
As soon as the words came out, Ji Yang was also a little excited and looking forward to it.
"Is there an immortal weapon, didn't the immortal elixir already give it to you just now. ”
The elixir has been given to itself?
Could it be that the extra-large pill in his hand is an elixir, he was puzzled, Ji Yang also asked, and Tai Bai Xing's answer was as he expected, this basketball-sized pill was really an elixir.
Immortals are immortals, and even the elixir has such a personality.
"Boy, this elixir is refined by Taishang Laojun, it is a very good thing, the Jade Emperor has no chance to enjoy it, you just eat it directly, enjoy it slowly, I have to report to the Jade Emperor about you, don't talk about it." ”
Tai Bai Xing had already arrived at Nantianmen at this time, and as soon as WeChat retreated, a sly smile appeared on his face.
"The stinky boy still wants to pit me, you think I'm a bastard in the heavenly court, just your little body, give you an elixir and can't kill you, Lao Jun's little dregs are enough for you to drink a pot." ”
The big pill in Ji Yang's hand is the dregs of Taishang Laojun's alchemy, no wonder Tai Bai Xing said that the Jade Emperor didn't have a chance to enjoy it.
Let me ask Taishang Laojun will give the dregs of alchemy to the Jade Emperor?