As soon as Tai Baixing arrived at the South Heavenly Gate, he saw a man and a dog walking towards him.

"Tai Bai Xing, how has the mortal world changed, I haven't been to the mortal world for a thousand years. ”

The person who greeted the Tai Bai Xing was Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, and that dog was naturally a roaring dog.

"Erlang Zhenjun, I didn't expect you to come to greet me, the mortal world has changed very much, and the Jade Emperor is in a hurry to come, let's talk while walking. ”

Tai Bai Xing stroked his beard and said with a smug face.

Since the law of the Three Realms was established, immortals cannot go to the lower realm at will, otherwise they will be punished by the law, and the result is likely to be scattered and their cultivation will be abolished.

In the past thousands of years, Tai Bai Xing has been the only Heavenly Court Immortal who has been to the mortal world.

"Okay, okay, let's go, you can tell me what has changed in the mortal world. ”

Yang Jian pulled the Tai Bai Xing and asked anxiously, he came here to wait for the Tai Bai Xing because of the Jade Emperor's order.

"It's a big change, the four-wheeled iron shell runs faster than the Pegasus, and the dozens of floors of high-rise buildings go straight into the clouds, it stands to reason that life in the mortal world is getting better and better, but women's clothes are getting less and less, which makes me very strange, and ah......"

Tai Bai Xing said that the spittle was flying, Yang Jian also listened to it with relish, the two ears of the roaring dog on the side stood up, and they were also very attentive, and the four heavenly kings and heavenly soldiers and generals who guarded the South Heavenly Gate were also dumbfounded, but Tai Bai Xing and Yang Jian had already gone away, but they couldn't leave the South Heavenly Gate half a step, so they could only sigh a pity.

Ji Yang sent a few words to Tai Bai Xing again, but he didn't see a reply from the other party, it seems that he is really offline.

Looking at the extra-large elixir in his hand, Ji Yang was excited, Taishang Laojun was an expert in alchemy, this elixir came from his hands, and he made a lot of money.

"No, I have to go back and eat it quickly, I heard that Chang'e became an immortal because she ate the immortal medicine given to Houyi by the Queen Mother of the West, and she ate Taishang Laojun's elixir to become an immortal. ”

"But listening to Tai Bai Xing's meaning, if you fly into an immortal, you can't come to the mortal world, which is not very fun. ”

"No matter, go back and eat the elixir first. ”

The five hundred yuan on his body before were given to Tai Bai Xing, Ji Yang turned the pockets on his body and barely found a piece of money that he forgot to take out last time he washed his clothes, although this dollar looks crumpled, but a wrinkled dollar is also love, with this dollar, he can take the bus home instead of running back with his legs 11 ways.

In a room of less than 20 square meters, the things in the house are a little messy, the instant noodles from a week ago have not been thrown away, and some small creatures can be seen swimming inside, this is Ji Yang's residence.

"The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels, and when Lao Tzu has money in the future, he will buy a big manor, and the room is so messy, my brother is so capricious. ”

Lying on the bed, Ji Yang took out the elixir, this elixir shows that there are still some white hairs, it can't be moldy, can it be said that the elixir also has a shelf life?

"Tai Bai Xing, this guy must have taken the opportunity to take revenge on me and gave me the worst one, but no matter how bad it is, it's an elixir, let's talk about it after eating. ”

While speaking, Ji Yang took a bite of the elixir, the taste was really not good, although it smelled fragrant, it tasted like eating mud.

Fortunately, Ji Yang has never been a picky eater, although the elixir is a little unpalatable, he still endured to eat all the elixir.

The elixir of basketball was wiped out in less than ten minutes, and he burped after eating, and his stomach was also a little swollen.

"Pit, the elixir is so big, is the digestive system of the immortals so good? ”

"Oh, my day, this elixir won't really expire, my stomach, oops, ah......"

There was a sharp pain in his stomach, Ji Yang felt that his body was hot and cold, it was hot as if he was in a sea of fire, and when it was cold, it was like being in a glacier, and the uncomfortable Ji Yang screamed again and again, and finally his head was turned and he fainted directly.

I don't know how long time has passed, but when Ji Yang woke up, it was pitch black all around, and a foul smell came to his nose.

"Damn, I didn't faint and incontinent, I still fell into the pigsty, it stinks. ”

Instinctively jumped from the bed to the ground, Ji Yang felt that his body was slimy, and his whole body seemed to be coated with a layer of thin mud, and the smell also came from these thin mud.

Although Ji Yang's place is a little smaller, the sparrow is small but has all kinds of organs, so he quickly rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, and the mud on Ji Yang's body was gone.

"Hey, when did my skin get so good, this fair skin has caught up with the white jade, how can I still grow taller, and my body is also full of strength, it seems that the effect of this expired elixir is also very good, much stronger than the medicine produced by those pit dads. ”

Looking at his changes in the mirror, Ji Yang also understood that his changes must be related to the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun.

Is this what is often said in novels to be reborn, cut off the hair and wash the marrow?

Excited in his heart, Ji Yang also went back to the bed and took out his mobile phone, entered WeChat, and prepared to ask Tai Baixing.

"Too platinum, isn't it?"

Although WeChat sent it over, I didn't see the other party reply for a long time, and it seems that Tai Bai Xing has not been launched yet.

Other immortals, ghosts are not familiar with themselves, and Ji Yang did not take the liberty to chat with them, and directly opened the circle of friends.

It doesn't matter if you look at your friends, there are really a lot of people who post on Moments.

Erlang God Yang Jian: "The mortal world has changed so much, I really want to go and see it." ”

Chang'e: "Guanghan Palace is so deserted, Wu Gang cuts down trees every day and annoys people to death, Yutu knows how to make medicine and doesn't talk to others, Taiyin Xingjun, Moon God and Moonlight Niangniang don't know where they went, people are so lonely." ”

Monkey King: "Taishang Laojun, this old man is too picky, obviously he just refined a furnace of elixir and asked him to give Lao Sun a few as snacks to eat, but he actually lied to me and said no, which made Lao Sun overturn him again Alchemy furnace." ”

Black impermanence: "Recently, the mortal world has not been peaceful, and I have been busy with Lao Bai these days, and I don't even have time to drink." ”

King Yama: "Whoever provokes me again, I will send him to the eighteenth layer of hell to the oil pot." ”

............

Reading the content of the circle of friends one by one, Ji Yang also feels very interesting, it seems that these immortals, ghosts, and ghosts are no different from ordinary people.

"Hey, this circle of friends is very interesting, it was sent by a horse. ”

Ji Yang saw Ma Mianfa's words at this time.

Ma Mian: "King Chu Jiang has a bad appetite recently, saying that he is tired of eating things in the underworld, and he wants to get something fresh, and let me find it, and I can't leave the underworld at will, how can I find it, who can help me?"

The icing on the cake is not as good as sending charcoal in the snow, this is an opportunity, and Ji Yang has to grasp it.

"Let's get some stimulation, stimulate the stomach of King Chu Jiang, and his appetite will be good. ”

Ji Yang commented without thinking about it.

"Hey, someone is looking for me. ”

As soon as Ji Yang's comment passed, he saw someone looking for him, and at first glance, it turned out to be a horse face.

"Xiaobai, it's easy for you to say, but it's so exciting, I've thought about everything I can think, but it's useless. ”

Xiaobai?

How did I become a Xiaobai, and then I looked at my name, I relied on it, and I actually called me Xiaobai.

Yes, this name also echoes himself, and in front of these gods and ghosts, he is really a little white.