Chapter 0916 Scratching Your Head After Sobering Up
Fan Lei smiled wickedly at Wang Jinbao, and then grabbed He Xiaogang's hand
"Brother, it's all about this, what else do you want me to say! Talking about money between brothers hurts feelings, then I'll take it, Wang Jinbao go and block a car! ”
Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth angrily, thinking that every time his brother's bride married into the door, there would be nothing to do with Lao Tzu, and when he turned around, He Xiaogang came to say
"You didn't get anything, you ate so much? Why don't you stop a car, stand here and wait for me to carry you out! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled helplessly
"Second master, wait a minute! I'll block the car! ”
After returning to the house, Wang Jinbao and Fan Lei took off He Xiaogang's shoes, settled down and covered the quilt, and prepared to chat with Fan Lei about sharing the spoils, but this guy hummed a little song and deliberately took out five hundred-yuan bills and slapped them in the palm of his hand
"Oops! I didn't expect this shit luck! Thank you! I'm done to buy you a bag of Lushan! ”
Hearing this, Wang Jinbao's teeth trembled
"What do you want to do! If you take five hundred, you will buy a pack of five-dollar cigarettes for Lao Tzu! You're going to ask for food! ”
Fan Lei was not happy when he heard it
"You mean to give you two hundred and fifty! Haven't you woken up yet? Don't forget that this was my money in the first place! Considering that you have no money to buy cigarettes, I didn't expect your heart to be so black! Then I can tell you in charge that there is not a single cigarette left! ”
Wang Jinbao snorted
"Don't worry, you smoke! Don't say it's Lushan, even if it's soft China, I don't want it! ”
Fan Lei glanced at Wang Jinbao with some surprise and said with some curiosity
"Oops! Changzhi is angry! I don't believe that there are cats in this world that don't eat fish! Love or not! ”
Wang Jinbao glared and said
"I'm sorry, as the saying goes, a gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a good way, I'm the lucky cat who doesn't eat fish! Friendly reminder, hurry up and put it in your pocket to warm up, don't be warm yet, and return it to its original owner! ”
Fan Lei glared at him and said with extreme disdain
"Let your one hundred and twenty hearts! I don't believe that anyone with red hair dares to take money out of my pocket, don't forget that it is a society governed by the rule of law! ”
Wang Jinbao said impatiently
"Hurry up and go to sleep! By the way, learn the process, don't drink a drink, you won't even know how to go to bed! ”
Fan Lei brushed it, turned around and looked at it with a cold and very murderous gaze
"You kid has already eaten twice, and you don't want to eat today forever in your stomach, please continue! Or shut up! ”
Wang Jinbao took out the Hibiscus King, lit one, and threw one to Fan Lei
"Buy cigarettes by yourself, smoke by yourself, suffer your own suffering, suffer your own scars, find a corner where no one is, and slowly heal your wounds with saliva! Go back to your house! ”
As soon as Fan Lei's door slammed away, Wang Jinbao took a puff and said to himself
"Seon is not blessed! Red can't be black, black can't be white, wait for He Xiaogang to wake up! Let's see if this society is really a society ruled by law! ”
At this time, when he saw the cigarettes he bought for Wu Baotong, he hurriedly dialed the phone
"Hey! What are the model workers doing? ”
Wu Baotong was followed by a wild scolding
"You don't know how to speak your own language, why don't you say that I am your ancestor! Could it be that the model worker is just like you idiot, working hard all day long to cross the river by feeling the stones! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly
"It turns out that the model worker in your heart is this fishing! Don't be discouraged, the future is bright, and you have to have confidence in yourself! ”
Wu Baotong said with a long sigh
"Fuck your uncle! Don't deliberately flatulence Lao Tzu here, the future is bright, I'm sorry! Blind! ”
Wang Jinbao was criticized, and he couldn't find the north immediately, and said helplessly
"Why are you stupid up there? Lack of eyes! If you don't know how to speak, how can you know how to scold! ”
Wu Baotong was anxious all of a sudden
"Can you talk well! There's nothing to hang on, standing on the sand dunes drinking the north wind and eating the sand, talking nonsense to you idiot! You think I'm half a brain like you! ”
Wang Jinbaole is broken, because of that kind of scene, he has already experienced and does not want to experience it
"Hehehe, that's good! Drinking wind and eating sand is natural and pollution-free, and the most important thing is that you don't need to spend money! ”
Wu Baotong was speechless for an instant, and said with a wry smile that was a little shivering
"Master, please! What the hell is wrong with you, you're really freezing! It's okay, I'm hanging! ”
Wang Jinbao saw that this kid was about to hang up the phone, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Alas! Wait a minute, don't hang up yet! Wait until I'm done, or you'll regret it! ”
Wu Baotong smiled faintly and said wonderingly
"How do you know I'm going to hang up?"
Wang Jinbao took a soft puff of cigarette and said
"With my years of clinical medicine, you kid blow a breath, you will know where your internal organs are not suitable, and you will know where your intestines are broken when you fart, let alone tell you, for such a long time!"
"Really? Isn't it delicious? Say something! I'll see what's going on, and I can regret it! ”
Wang Jinbao slapped himself twice
"Why didn't you come back! I don't know, or is there some other reason! Don't you want to go home for the New Year? ”
Wu Baotong was speechless
"Yes! That's what you can do! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled faintly
"Yes! How else can you call you a model worker! Why didn't you come back? ”
Wu Baotong let out a long sigh
"I only give ten days off for the New Year, and I can go back for fifteen days after the fifteenth! I didn't come back! Besides, Fan Lei didn't have a hand injury, how can I come back if there is no one left! You can't let him go to work sick! When are you going to go back? ”
Wang Jinbao was extremely lost
"People won't let them go back, saying they want to write materials!"
Wu Baotong's music is broken
"Alas! I don't know what the use of you staying in the data room is to come and work with me! ”
When Wang Jinbao was depressed, He Xiaogang counted the money all over the bed, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oh well! Hurry into your room and we'll talk when you get back!" ”
Just hung up the phone, He Xiaogang said a little irritably
"Alas, why is my money less than five hundred to buy two bottles of wine!"
Wang Jinbao thought that the opportunity for revenge had come, so he was a little surprised and said
"No, it won't! Are you counting wrong? ”
He Xiaogang was anxious all of a sudden
"You think I'm like you, I've been confused all day long, I came back and got three thousand, two bottles of wine are four hundred, and there should be two thousand six! Now there are two thousand and one left! ”
Hearing this, Wang Jinbao was also anxious
"Then you're going to search me! Check my cabinet again!"
He Xiaogang smiled bitterly
"What are you talking about? I didn't mean that! ”
Wang Jinbao came directly
"What do you mean! There are only two of us in the room, if you have something to say, you can say it clearly! ”
He Xiaogang hurriedly took out a cigarette
"Oops! I'll take you! It's not time to throw it in a taxi or a hot pot restaurant! ”
Wang Jinbao said thoughtfully
"There shouldn't be one in the taxi!"
He Xiaogang's eyes widened
"Why?".
Wang Jinbao immediately said seriously
"I don't need to ask about this, if I throw it in the taxi, I must have lost my wallet, and when I got out of the car, I didn't see anything pulled!"