He Xiaogang scratched his head

"It's hard to lose it in the hot pot restaurant!"

Wang Jinbao retorted again

"Impossible, after you and Fan Lei left, I watched it for a while before leaving!"

He Xiaogang scratched his head again

"By the way, I look like I'm at the front desk, and I'm taking my wallet to withdraw money!"

Wang Jinbao saw that he was scratching his head again, thinking that even if you scratch your hair and try to break your pig brain, you won't understand, but today you must let your kid take care of it first, so he continued to ask in wonder

"Didn't Fan Lei take out the money? What money do you have to pay! ”

He Xiaogang rubbed his temples and said

"That's right! But I remember the cashier at the front desk saying that four hundred and eight collected four hundred and five! ”

Wang Jinbao sat up and began to rummage through his clothes

"No! How can the money be heavy, these guys are really unkind! ”

He Xiaogang looked puzzled

"What are you doing? Even if you dig it out, you won't be able to find it inside your clothes! Now the point is where my five hundred dollars go? ”

Wang Jinbao pretended to be angry and said

"Nonsense, it's my money to find out, and the most important thing is that I don't have any money!"

He Xiaogang was anxious all of a sudden

"Then you are pretending to be somewhere, where are you turning over wool!"

Wang Jinbao said with a smile like a child who found candy, holding an order card

"Oops! Got it! ”

He Xiaogang looked at the small card in confusion

"A piece of rotten paper, are you so excited? You should really check if your brain is in water! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled upward

"Do you want that 500 dollars anymore! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people! ”

He Xiaogang glared fiercely and said with some irritation

"Hehehe, if this broken card has five hundred yuan, I'll buy you a pack of Hibiscus King!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and said with a smile

"Words count! No remorse? ”

He Xiaogang glared fiercely and said helplessly

"Nonsense, twenty-five for five hundred, I'll still count this account! Say something! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a smile

"Prairie Pastoral Order Card!"

He Xiaogang is like a ball that has taken a breath

"Can you be a little more normal! Believe it or not, I'll come over and tighten the screws for you! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard that this kid was going to be rude, he stood up and said

"Oops! There's no 500 bucks here, but there are people on it who will help you find 500 bucks! ”

He Xiaogang smiled bitterly

"I didn't notice you kid, your head is still spinning fast! Let's fight! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled, thinking that the phone must not be called, and afterwards Fan Lei said that he had betrayed him, He Xiaogang complained that he didn't tell the truth, and the rats in the bellows were angry

"Alas, you fight! I blushed when I talked to the woman, and the most important thing is that the mobile phone has no phone bill! ”

He Xiao gritted his teeth angrily

"What a man for nothing! Bring me to fight! The money is found to lend you 100 to pay the phone bill! ”

Wang Jinbao glared at him and said with some irritation

"I thought I'd give me a hundred! It's true that the richer a person is, the more he picks the door! ”

He Xiaogang took the order card, glared fiercely and said

"Be content, little boy! I really thought my brother's money was blown by the wind! The upper lip touched the lower lip, and fooled a bag of Hibiscus King! I've never seen you so shameless! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"Oh, brother, I didn't tell you, I have to wash my face these days, and if I don't have the money, even if I beat my face with sandpaper, it's just a human skin!"

He Xiaogang's eyes rolled

"When the call is over, calculate who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother"

Wang Jinbao immediately changed the topic

"Oops, this doesn't matter! Let's see where the money is! ”

He Xiaogang shook his head helplessly

"Hello, is it a steppe pastoral? I'm the guy who ate in the afternoon! ”

Hearing this, Wang Jinbao sneered

"Why don't you say you're a man!"

He Xiaogang's face turned even redder, glared fiercely, and said with a red face and some embarrassment

"I'm sorry, I'm the guy who rushed to pay for it in the afternoon!"

Wang Jinbao heard the phone coming from the other side

"Sir, didn't you give the money to your fellow? Why is this looking for us! ”

He Xiaogang was stunned in place for an instant, and after glaring at Wang Jinbao fiercely, he said with extreme embarrassment

"What? Give us a piece of the guy, why should I give him money! I'm sorry! Excuse me! ”

The girl's sweet, magnetic laughter came from the other side of the phone

"It's okay, as long as you figure it out, welcome to the next time!"

When He Xiaogang was about to hang up, he suddenly asked again

"Beauty, I'm sorry! Excuse me, there are three of us together, and I gave the money to that one! ”

The cashier on the other end of the phone said with a smile

"It looks like I've really drunk too much! You're going to pay 500 yuan for the handsome guy who paid for the bill, isn't there one standing next to you? Didn't he tell you! ”

He Xiaogang suddenly smiled, said thank you one by one, and then looked at Wang Jinbao with straight eyes

"You kid is so fat! It's all deceived to me, I don't give you a good lesson today, you don't even know that steamed buns are made of noodles! ”

In an instant, Wang Jinbao pleaded and screamed in the room

"Brother, I know! Steamed buns are made of noodles! But I have something to hide! ”

He Xiaogang sat on Wang Jinbao's belly

"Really? Then why don't you say that it's not feeling well these days? Inconvenience? Will it be around soon? ”

Wang Jinbao said helplessly

"Oops! Don't fight again, or I'll go out and meet people! People haven't been in love yet! ”

He Xiaogang smiled bitterly

"Hey! I'll really convince you, which is pitiful and hateful, and the most important thing is that you still like it! Say you have something unspeakable! ”

Wang Jinbao pushed He Xiaogang hard and said

"Oops! Brother, come down first! One hundred and fifty-six is not light! ”

"You kid can't talk! How many catties of a pig, I can have one hundred and fifty or sixty catties! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that this guy seemed to have drunk too much, and he actually scolded himself, so he said helplessly

"Brother, I didn't say you're as fat as a pig! Hurry down! Otherwise, it's really going to be live! ”

He Xiaogang slowly came down

"I really don't know what it means for you to live, so that people don't have any impulsive thoughts!"

Wang Jinbao hurriedly sat up and said with a smile while rubbing his stomach

"Why are you in the desert, you are already in the desert, there is no distinction between men and women, and you are hungry and hungry! Then hurry back and let your uncle marry you, and see if you suffocate one day, then it will be troublesome! ”

He Xiaogang glared fiercely and said extremely irritably

"Alright, let go of your one hundred and twenty hearts! Brother, I've at least experienced a few girlfriends, and you haven't even seen a single hair! Whether you say it or not, what is there to hide! Otherwise, I'll do artificial respiration for you! ”

Wang Jinbao hurriedly took out the cigarette

"Smoke a cigarette first, take it slow!"

He Xiaogang took the cigarette and took a puff lightly, and said with a wicked smile

"There is no smoke at night, so don't smoke in front of me! If you dare to smoke me while I'm asleep, be careful that I make you tobacco! ”