When Li Chunyan heard this, she coughed twice deliberately, thinking to herself that you young man, what good things do you think about all day long, since my sister has already thought about it, how to clean you up, and completely cure you of the trick of disappearance, so do you think there is still room for bargaining, when will you wake up, talking nonsense all day long, and then a cold sentence came

"What do you mean by this, a 500-word apology text message, even if you are killed, you won't write it! That's the choice to write a letter! Good! Since there is no letter, I have always been very kind to you, and today is the same not to force you, so from today on, give me a love letter every day, first write it and put it in the draft box of the text message, now you will write a letter, and then go back to copy it on the letterhead, declare a little in advance, there is no limit to the number of words, but each letter, not less than five pieces of letterhead, and each letter, no flowers and plants shall appear, it must be a dense man, imitation Song characters forget it, but it must be a book, absolutely not to Wang Xizhi's great-great-grandson, Give me another cursive handwriting, and you'll really not be far from death! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he was stunned directly, thinking that you are indeed kind to me, because you have always pursued in me is that kindness to others is cruelty to yourself, and each letter must not be less than five pieces of letterhead, and it is dense, if you make up ten love letters, then it is best to write a small fifty or sixty thousand words, do you think that you must use a calculator to add and subtract within ten, it is too annoying, but what should be said should not be said, people have already finished talking alone, and there is no flaw exposed, The most important thing is that this little girl is the same as herself, a typical tendon, like a road to the dark, otherwise the two of them can't live all the time, in their own imaginary life, seeking ideal love, especially not hard, otherwise left to themselves, only the bitter fruit that can not be eaten, absolutely no lollipop, beckoning to themselves, but then again, girls like to listen to it very good, to put it bluntly, people want people to spoil her all the time, get used to her, hold her like a princess, hold her in the palm of your hand, Let her always think that at night, she is the brightest moon in the sky, and during the day, she feels that she is the most dazzling sun in the world, and there is no need to be serious with her, since she has been messing around for so long, then she is not in a hurry to stabilize Li Chunyan first, as for when to send her a text message, it is not up to herself, so she sighed and said extremely helplessly

"That's it! Please don't toss anymore, my phone memory is relatively small, I can't save so many words, I'll write you a 500-word apology text message! May I ask you if I can go back to the house now, it's really freezing! And there is nothing going on in the future, please don't call me, my little heart can't stand it, if there is nothing else, then I'll hang up the phone first! ”

Unexpectedly, when Wang Jinbao was about to slip away, Li Chunyan suddenly said with a hippie smile

"Thank you, husband! I knew you were the best for me! Since you work in the desert, it must be more than your spare time, and it's not boring, so let's do it! 500 words of apology SMS, I will give you two days, if you do not receive it in two days, for every day of delay, then I will add 100 words to you! You see if the words will be added too little! ”

Wang Jinbao heard the addition of words, his brain buzzed, thinking that he hadn't thought about it yet, whether to write these 500 words or not, you had better give me a time limit first, and then give me an additional condition, postpone a day, add 100 words, if I don't write to you for a year, then I don't have to do anything for the rest of my life, I have to write love letters to you, but just now, I have already agreed, and I can only complain that I think too naïve, and in the face of success, I dug a pit and buried myself. He said with a wry smile of extreme helplessness

"Wait! Wait! Wait a minute! Wife, when you first started, you only said that it was a 500-word apology text message, how could it be so decent, and you also gave me a punishment of 100 words a day! When I promised these 500 words, I thought about counting the punctuation marks, you might as well give me a hundred words directly, aren't you asking for my life in disguise? This is too domineering! ”

When Li Chunyan heard this, she smiled very proudly, and then said with her mouth pursed

"Oops! Look, you really don't have a level at all! How can these 100 words be called punishment, that's because I miss you so much, every day I postpone, I miss you more! How can you write an extra hundred words, you are here with me endlessly, chattering endlessly, do you miss me all day long! Love me! Spoil me! It's all lip service! If you think it's more than 100 words, anyway, when I miss you, at least 100 words have to be added, then you don't see that it's not postponed for a day, how many words are worth when you miss me, you can decide the number of words yourself! I hope you don't let me down and make a decision that chills my heart! That's right! I almost forgot about this just now, I apologized for the text message I just told you, it must be a dense five hundred words, punctuation marks are not included, thank you for the reminder! ”

Wang Jinbao was very uneasy at this time, slapped himself twice, Li Chunyan dug a pit for himself, but he didn't expect that he would dare to come to join in the fun now, and he would dig holes one after another for you

"Okay! Yes! Yes! You said that 500 words do not contain punctuation, then we do not contain punctuation! You said to postpone one a day for 100 words, then let's have 100 words! From now on, what do you say in the future, let's do it! I'm so cold! Please, let me go in quickly! If you freeze to death, it's better to say something, in case you don't freeze to death completely, and your head will freeze stupidly, not only can you write a 500-word apology text message, but my life will be over! ”

Li Chunyan was happy like a child at this time, and said with a hippie smile

"Thank you, husband! I knew you were the best for me! Hurry into the room, don't dare to freeze stupid, otherwise who will play with me! By the way, I just heard that you coughed twice, on our Qinghai Plateau, if you have a cold and cough, if you don't treat it in time, it will easily turn into pneumonia, if you don't take it seriously, and you have a sincere emphysema, then it's troublesome, you didn't bring cold medicine, or I'll go out and buy some for you now, and send it to you! ”