When Wang Jinbao saw this, he directly wanted to smash the mobile phone, because he thought that Li Chunyan, a little girl, would scold her beautiful and stinky, but as a result, people came up with a more hateful idea than scolding him, ordinary people apologize to say sorry, the other party responds It doesn't matter, then there is nothing wrong, this little girl film, actually asked him to write a 500-word apology text message, this is not a clear bully, so he gritted his teeth and immediately typed, I'm sorry, I'm not a typewriter and can't write, you can talk about it, I can't talk about it, where to stay where it's cool, don't threaten people here, so don't say that you are not angry, even if you will be angry, it has nothing to do with us, a person who can anger himself to death, what a powerful person it should be, but when he was about to send it out, he hesitated a little, because this is not the first time Li Chunyan has made such a vexatious trouble, let alone the first time she has made such a strange request, and the reasons are the same, either break up, or be angry, otherwise I don't love her, But every time it ended with his successful compromise, although he didn't break up successfully, but he didn't hold his real hand, everything stayed on the phone and beautiful imagination, so he refuted helplessly

"May I ask you to toss people like you? Isn't the 500-word apology text message a bit less! Why don't you let me write a copy for you, apologize! How can you have such a bizarre idea! I'm really convinced! ”

After Wang Jinbao finished sending the text message, he didn't have time to breathe, but he didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come again

"Good! If you want to write me a copy, that's the best! When will you write it? If you really want to write, don't write an apology, just write our love story into a book, wouldn't that be better! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, thinking that in this life, he is not afraid of living in the predicament of sailing against the current, but he is afraid of encountering a scoundrel who pretends to be confused and pushes the boat down the river

"That's it! I'm still busy! I don't have the time and energy, standing in the desert and eating sandstorms, listening to you say cool things! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Jinbao just sent a text message, and before he could wait, he lit the cigarette, and Li Chunyan could be called a second return, and he came directly

"No more nonsense! You can't write an apology text message, or I'll give you a hunger strike! If you want to see me alive, then please send a text message quickly, if you don't want to see me angry, then you continue to be angry with me, if you have a heart in the future, come and take a look at the white cloth on my body!"

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself Could this be a girl, the consistent trick is to cry, make trouble and hang herself, a text message is actually forced to die, it is simply bullying, bullying to the bones, and then a little irritable, and quickly replied

"Oops! Are you concerned? Isn't it just a text message? Is it necessary to toss like this? If you think so, I'll send you an apology text message, but we just need the words to reach the meaning, don't have to send 500 words! You know that my Chinese was taught by my art teacher, and the words I write are like ghost drawings! But just look at the words written, the key art is still taught by the physical education teacher, and the words written are dragon and phoenix dance, and you will know it from the roots! The most important thing is that you know that my language skills are extremely poor, and it is difficult to speak a word neatly, let alone a 500-word text message, aren't you a blatant bully? ”

After Wang Jinbao sent a text message, he thought that Li Chunyan would say, for your pitiful sake, my sister will spare you this time, but I didn't expect people to call the phone directly, he wanted to hang up directly, but it was obviously not suitable, so he reluctantly connected the phone, pretended to cough twice, and said with a bitter face full of hatred

"Oops! I'm really cold, I've already caught a cold, do you want to freeze me to death here? Didn't you hang up the phone? Why did you call again! Hurry up and say something, otherwise I'll just hang up! ”

As a result, Li Chunyan first sneered, and then said in a strange manner

"Wang Jinbao! Yes! Wang Jinbao! Liu Fei said that you kid runs the train with his mouth full of mouth, and can turn the dead into a living person, today I can be regarded as a teacher, but what Liu Fei said is still a little biased, your kid's mouth is not able to say that the dead are alive, but can directly sit up the dead and say it! Why do you say you're so distressed, and the language is taught by the art teacher, the art is taught by the physical education teacher, and the words written are not only ghost paintings, but also dragons and phoenixes dancing, how can any good things have been met by you, if your kid is not good at talking, then I'm afraid there is no one in the world who speaks neatly! You have a problem with your language expression, may I ask those letters you wrote to me before, that letter did not have more than a thousand words, since the call, now none of them have been written, I have no one to ask you to make up for the letter during this time, it is enough to give you kid face, to be exact, it has been very kind to your kid, now let you send me a long text message, why is there so much nonsense, may I ask your mobile phone text message, does it affect my text message? Do you test me again, do you know Chinese characters? In that case, then don't want the 500-word apology text message, please owe me, these dozens of letters will be made up for me! Where to go, where to save what you see! If you don't write a letter or send a text message, then there is only one explanation, you definitely did something sorry to me that day! We won't be in touch in the future! ”

Wang Jinbao heard the letter to make up for the love letter, and wanted to send flowers every day when he was in love, how many people sent flowers after marriage, this is not a waste of money, but such words must not be said, otherwise let the flowers be sent every day after marriage, and he should open a flower shop at that time, so he rolled his eyes and quickly said with a hippie smile

"Oops! Only from the call, our feelings quickly warmed up, writing letters has been unable to meet, the communication needs between us, this is not the fastest choice! Most effective! The most direct way of communication, besides, I wrote a letter to you, don't you have to reply to the letter, write the letter stroke by stroke, how troublesome, in case you write it by hand! Wouldn't I have become a sinner for the ages! Therefore, I will not make up the letter during the call, and even if I want to write to you, the conditions will not allow it now! Where can I buy you stationery? Just don't make trouble, just say how to compensate you, please let me go, okay? I'm really freezing! ”