After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

Wang Xinwei wanted to refute immediately, but considering that it was about to be the New Year, it was not good to be noisy, so he glanced at it and said with some irritation

"On the twenty-third day of the New Year, what kind of wind is it good to smoke, I rushed to buy New Year's goods, and I didn't go to watch the flowers!"

When Zhao Xiu'e heard this, her eyes were stunned and angry, and she threw the chicken in her hand into the basin

"Let you go buy some stove candy, you go out in the morning, and you come back only when the sun is about to set, how can it be reasonable! Is the Chinese New Year for me alone? Today, you clean up this chicken, and the yellow stewed chicken will be done, and if you don't clean it up, throw it down from the ditch!"

Wang Xincheng pursed his lips angrily, looked at Zhao Xiu'e who was angrily walking towards the yard, sighed, squatted down slowly, and said while plucking chicken feathers

"Hey! It seems that I was born to work! What happened to your mom Campbell? ”

Wang Jinbao scratched his head and said with a squeak

"My brother bragged that he could kill the chicken with a chicken feather, but the chicken feather was killed for a long time, and he didn't even see a drop of chicken blood, and it was best to cut it with a blade for a long time, and finally accidentally splashed the chicken blood on the ground, and my mother was angry!"

When Wang Jinlong heard this, he was a little dumbfounded

"Hey! Campbell rice can be eaten indiscriminately, but words must not be talked nonsense! Please straighten your tongue and say, who killed the chicken and splashed the chicken's blood on the ground? ”

Wang Jinbao's face was flushed in an instant, and he didn't say a word, Wang Xincheng saw this, and he had already guessed in his heart that there was a lot of eight or nine that was not far from ten, because Wang Jinbao has always liked to stab Lou Zi, and Wang Jinlong has always been a top thunderbolt, so he glared at Wang Jinbao and said to Wang Jinlong with a smile

"Why do you listen to this, this chicken was killed by Jinbao today? Who the hell killed the two of you! ”

When Wang Jinlong heard this, he only cared about plucking chicken feathers vigorously, and then said in a hurry

"Dad, here's the thing! I did not kill with chicken feathers, and finally just used the blade, ready to kill slowly, Jinbao thought that the speed was too slow, picked up the kitchen knife that was ready to disembowel, and directly chopped off the chicken head, and finally I caught the chicken, and wanted to wait for the chicken blood to run dry, and then hot plucking, but Jinbao let me let go again, saying that the chicken head was chopped, what are you doing if you have nothing to do, is it difficult to still be a chicken, and you can still fly? But when I threw the chicken aside, I didn't expect it to be so good at first, I don't know why the chicken was lying so well, and suddenly it flew up, and finally it became like this! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he immediately said

"Dad, it's not that my two skills are not good, the key is that this chicken is too cunning, and it can actually cheat the corpse!"

Wang Xincheng was directly overjoyed when he heard this, and then looked at it, and the two living treasures in front of him said with a smile while pulling them out

"Hehehe, as long as the person is okay! A chicken is still sperm, how can it be a corpse, this will not be in the basin, the hair is about to be plucked, that is the two of you will not kill, the chicken head chopped twice, that is very normal! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that Wang Xincheng was not angry, and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally escaped the catastrophe, otherwise a stinking scold would be inevitable, and if he didn't get it right, he would suffer from flesh and skin, so he laughed and said again

"Dad, the chicken's head is chopped off, and it can fly to the wall, which is also called normal! Isn't it true that people say that chickens have a short life? ”

Wang Xincheng sneezed when he heard this, and then turned over the chicken in the basin, and said with a smile while plucking the chicken feathers

"Your mom must be scolding me! Otherwise, how could I sneeze! The head of the chicken was chopped instantly, it does not mean that the chicken is dead, haven't you heard, the fingers of the people, accidentally cut off, fell on the ground and are still bouncing back and forth twice, because there are nerves in it, and the two of you killed the chicken and flew up the wall, a few years ago, I and your thirteenth uncle a few, to your sixteenth uncle's house to kill the pig, we put the pig's blood, ready to smoke a cigarette and then carry it in, our family used to make tofu in the cauldron, slowly scalding the plucking of the hair, but our cigarette just lit, good end of the pig lying on the bed board, swished to stand up, jumped out of bed and kicked your aunt, just picked up a basin of pig's blood and kicked it over, and the porcelain basin was directly smashed in half, almost tossing people to death! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he smiled extremely disdainfully, thinking that he couldn't beat him to death with a stick, and it would completely solve the problem, but he remembered that day in the pigsty and was afraid of being scolded, so he asked a little puzzled

"Oops! Killing pigs generally requires a lot of help, so many of you, it's hard to make a pig work! So many people scared a pig to death, and they could still do evil with it! It's hard to turn things around! ”

Wang Xincheng glared

"It seems that I put you in school all these years, and I really didn't do anything, and I didn't do my job all day long, I just cared about playing! Haven't you heard that wild boars and wolves walk around when they see them? What's more, with a finger, the pig whose life is threatened by our bloodletting! If someone bites it, it will be the New Year's Eve or a doctor in the hospital! What do you think about all day long? ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that he had played in high school in the past few years, and it seemed that he was going to bear the label of being a lifelong and not doing his job, so he said with some confusion

"Dad, pigs still bite!"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinlong was afraid of Wang Xincheng and cleaned up Wang Jinbao's beauty, so he quickly took over the conversation, and couldn't say anything

"Why did Dad say that you didn't do your job, you climbed along the pole very fast! Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention hundreds of pounds of pigs, when their lives are threatened, the imagination is described as infinity, which is not an exaggeration! Besides, why doesn't the pig bite people, does it want to eat, just to eat leftovers? ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that there are you everywhere, although he was a little curious, he hurriedly asked

"Dad, did you kill that pig in the end?"

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Xiu'e walked out with a bottle of liquor and a handful of wheat straw, and said sneeringly

"In the end, your old men, carrying a stick in their hands, watched the pigs scurrying around in the yard, spilling the pig blood in a yard, and after draining the last drop of blood, you took a stick and scared to death on the ground, they rushed up to the bed board, and then gave back a knife, and finally plucked the feathers and cleaned up! It seems that what kind of Lao Tzu there is, what kind of son will there be! Have you three counted the chicken feathers? ”

Wang Xincheng rolled his eyes angrily and said with some irritation

"If you have something to say all day long, it's best to shut up Lao Tzu if you have nothing to say! What are you doing with a bottle when you have nothing to do? ”

Zhao Xiu'e glared, threw the wheat straw to the ground, and stuffed the wine bottle into Wang Jinbao's hand

"Don't worry, it's definitely not for you to drink! Hurry up and put the fluff on the chicken's body, spray the wine on the fire and light it, disembowel and wash it, take it back and chop it, I'm waiting for the pot! It's grinding and chirping everything, it's just sad to death! ”

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